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My first thought after reading the thread title was ‘defecate in the corner’. I think I need to speak my therapist 🤭

I've told this before. . . . A friend was looking for a guitar as a 50th birthday present to himself. The guy in the shop got down a US Strat and Rob, who was mightily impressed, said, "But this is only for playing in my bedroom." The shop guy said, "Mate, 90% of the guitars we sell are to people who play in their bedrooms, and the other 10% should do."

Whenever I buy a car, I test drive it by first revving it as hard & long as I can, hoping that people notice me. Once I have their attention I attempt a doughnut manoeuvre I saw on YouTube (I stall quite a lot, but I think I look cool). It never occurs to me to check if the breaks, clutch, gears, lights work, or if the cars structure is sound...or, heaven forbid, it fits any practical needs. OK, so my cars never leave my garage (but no one in the showroom knows that, they all think I'm the Stig maaaaan)

I'm part-way through a big long epic of a day today - more of the stars have arrived, so we're working though the tunes with them at various allotted time-slots. It's a huge production and logistical operation, with a massive crew - the band are just one cog in the wheel. Every song has to be rehearsed for lighting, camera positions, VT cues, walk-on choreography... if one part isn't right, we do it again! Like I say, I can't give anything away, but I've had a couple of OMG moments today... and I get to do it again - for real - tomorrow. Get in :-) Here's some arty shots I took during stolen moments...

This fella is 1st go to, somewhere between 200/300 gigs. It's seen SEI's, Sadowskys, Alembics, Ricks, Status, Am Deluxes all come & go. But obviously, as many tell us, it's a crap Mex

My favourite was a guy who bought an Epi 335 and a lead to go with it. Came back in complaining his new electric guitar didn’t work. he’d gone home and somehow wired a household plug onto the end of his newly acquired cable... he’d been plugging it into the mains. how he didn’t die I’ll never know.

Excellent start to the kebabing weekend, got some pussie as well. Very tasty chicken burger meal inc. chips and a drink for less than three and a half earth pounds. By default as it was the first takeaway we came across trying to escape Bolton, lost as we always are trying to get out of Bolton as they were close to closing and it was all they had left. Would defo go for this again. This little fella was in the quiet bar round the corner on his stool as he usually is keeping an eye on proceedings.

Don't let your wife/girlfriend/ significant other know that you just bought another. Safeguards the bass and your nads.

Typical bass player doing it up the corner, come on why not right by the front door near the till!

Specific measurements are all well and good, but action is subjective. If you're getting buzzes and rattles then it's too low, if you can't play properly because it's too much effort to press the strings to the board then it's too high. If your bass is sounding good and is comfortable, it intonates properly and it feels right to you, then it is right.

Happy Christmas 😟

They probably assumed it was Eighties and gave you the benefit of the doubt.

If it’s bespoke stuff you want,you need to try Stagewear Unlimited. Based near Rotherham, you can get pretty much anything made to order, and the boss Neil Crossland has a mass of experience making stuff for all sorts of bands as well as theatrical costumes for televison and theatre. Tel. 01709 892893 www.stagewearunlimited.com

So long story short. My band (State of Ember) entered a competition last year as an easy way to gain more fans. The prize was top 10 bands end up on Wreckfest by THQNORDIC. We only went and finished 2nd and now we're being featured on their official trailer! Oh and they are giving us 1000 Dollars. Madness Facebook link below should work! https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=617813701889412&id=369063106512335

F*cking slap. It's so boring to hear the same thing in any shop...

I've noticed that the only time I get GAS is when I'm not playing or practicing as much as normal, or if i'm stressed with some other part of life. I'm sure this doesn't just happen to me. Usually happens if I'm tired from work overload, so my playing is either uninspired or lacking energy, and my brain tries to blame the instrument. It's difficult to feel excited when you've not had a day off work for weeks or you're short on sleep. Also happens if you keep playing the same stuff rather than learning something new. It's just boredom and lack of inspiration. I find that GAS completely goes away if I get a good night's sleep and focus on learning something new. But it took me quite a few years to work this out.

Hi guys, Just wanted to say hi and thanks so much for the kind words, I'm humbled.. I feel really lucky to have been asked to play in some great shows and don't take it for granted.. I played in 'The Book of Mormon' for 3 and 1/2 years and the MD of that show was leaving to start 'Dreamgirls' and he kindly asked if I wanted to move across with him.. I'm glad I did as it's turning out to be a really fun show, and a great play for a bass player.. It hasn't been done for 35 years but still sounds fresh in my opinion.. In Amber Riley's defence, we appeared on the Graham Norton show before the musical had even opened.. We had just met her and read the chart down that morning.. She had zero experience singing with a band at that point and was extremely nervous I think.. She's quickly settled into the show and sounds amazing I have to say, and with that confidence comes a bit of light and shade in her performance.. I think if you saw her live now you'd be really impressed, she brings the house down every night! Regarding gear, I exclusively use Overwater basses now. I have two Jazz 5's and a hybrid Jazz 5 fretless.. They're all wonderful and I highly recommend them, Chris May and the guys at Overwater have been honing their art for many years now and the results are there to see.. A lot of West End players use them as they're reliable, extremely playable and free of hum/buzz/interference which is important in theatres.. I'm particularly impressed with the John East Uni-Pre at the moment and that's in the black bass in the clip above.. Check their basses out at http://overwaterbasses.com (and no I don't get a tenner for saying that!). Well thanks again, all the best....

Hi Guys, sorry its been a while, been mad bizzy and loads of other equally naff excuses. I have Booked The same place as last time The whitby Club in ellesmere port... http://www.whitbyclub.com/ For Sunday 18 march confirmed ( 11th was a no go) from 12 to 5:30 we have to be out for 6. same as last time hot food available to order on the day but fee will cover a few trays of sandwiches, tea and coffee. So who is available, and what would you like to bring ? Has anyone got ideas for this one ? i will start a list off, please just copy past and add too.... SWR RED HEAD, SWR Son of birtha 15 ext cab, SWR SM500, SWR 6x10 golly Wal cust Goodfellow Classic MM Stingray G&L L2000-E ( series E) 81, to show you what all the fuss is about ! G&L L2000 83 HK 6 string fretless. Fender Jazz ...Fotoflame Some tasty Pedals, Can we have synth Pedal shoot out ? if you can bring your synth bass pedal i would be very interested to hear whats out there and try some ? Cheers Guys

Hi All, A friend and I have created a website with lessons, playthroughs, arrangements, acoustic and electric band covers and more. TABs/scores for any song can be downloaded for free (by creating a free account). Here is the link for the bass videos http://ez-song-lessons.com/bass/ although you can find videos for guitar, ukulele, drums etc. too. Here is our YouTube channel if you prefer this media https://www.youtube.com/c/ezsonglessons and our bass cover playlist We have a Facebook page too! https://www.facebook.com/ezsonglessons/ Hope you enjoy the material. Feedback and suggestions are welcome. Many thanks, Antonis EZ Song Lessons

I thought lemon oil cleans but dries out fretboards as it is mainly solvents?

This might help.

For reference:

Just sold a very special USA Lakland to Marcus. Great communications, super quick payment, no fuss. Definitely gets my recommendation. Thank you 😊👍🏼

Welcome Romain.

Good evening, Romain, and ... Plenty to read and amuse you here, and lots to learn and share.

COG T16 v1 and v2 The COG T16 v1 has been for a little while my personal favourite octaver. I particularly liked its: - clean blend down - ability to play nicely with other pedal on my board - almost complete absence of latency when tracking - that it had a tiny footprint on my pedal board I'd have liked it to be able to track lower before it started glitching (it handles an A on the E string fine, then starts to struggle) but when it did glitch it did so in a relative 'tidy' fashion. The 'Filter'(sub) by itself lacked volume and when you dialled the 'Clean' knob right back the Filter/sub was pretty inaudible and you couldn't compensate by turning up the volume on your amp. The Clean was effectively acting as a volume control for the Filter/sub. But I kinda thought "so what, I'm mainly using this to fill out my sound and that clean blend octave down with almost zero latency is just great!" In terms of dial settings my preferred setting which gave a great clean octave down and the same volume with the pedal bypassed: Clean 5/10 Down 8/10 Filter* 6/10 (and this added a touch of 'dirt' spice to the clean) [* as those of you who have the T16s this is dialled in the opposite direction i.e. anti-clockwise to the Clean and Down] They say "you don't miss what you have until it's gone". Well I guess with the T16 v1 it's turned out to be a case of "you will miss what you've never had!"... so moving onto the COG T16 v2. I'd say there were two key differences: First of all this thing is just LOUDER! If you want to use this thing as a pre-amp boost, believe, me it will work! Dialling in my fav v1 octave down tone on the v2 is as follows: Clean 2/10 Down 5/10 Filter 2/10 The second big difference is that Clean is no longer the de-facto volume control for the Filter, the Down is. So it's now possible to dial-off the Clean entirely and get a pure 'subby' sound using the Down and Filter; the timbre of that subby sound will be controlled by the Filter and the volume by the Down. The timbre range includes the much loved fat Boss OC2 sub tone. As an analog pedal, the T16 v2 could, in some ways, be said to be the 'spiritual heir' to the OC2 in a way that its actual successor, the digital Boss OC3, never quite managed to pull off, or indeed the T16 v1 didn't either due to the lack of volume when the Filter was engaged without the Clean. So after my initial shock at: wow this is a different little beast(!), I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that Tom George at COG has just taken his superb little pedal in the shape of the T16 v1 and made it even better.

Bonjour Romain

Quite so. The most majestic of ST TV themes, imo.

Don’t feed them after midnight???

Keep 'em dry???

You don't need the money to find out. It's obvious. The bridge is a singular saddle. Once you get past the 7th fret it'll be out of tune by miles. For such an expensive instrument it's an epic fail.

Maybe we could get 10p from every bass chatter interested and create a fund for you to get one, we may make a pound by the time the day is out

Obviously the worst bass player in the world ... or not.

Is the only bass that I had since I started to play ! I will never sell it! Great instrument

Here you go Blue.

I think Ash from this very forum has a JV Jazz. I would imagine that he would be a good contact for any advice.

Definition: Bass Bash is a term used for a day hiding from your so-called loved ones (family) to spend with your true love ones (instruments) and other like minded individuals in a secret location known only to those who play the aforementioned gear and frequent these forums. There are the odd exceptions, Happy Jack/ Bluejay, Grangur and Mrs Grangur, and Silverfoxnik & Hamster whose lovely wives (only one each) support these events with copious cups of tea and cakes. However, normally they are populated by sad old gits who want to talk about a subject (The Bass guitar and equipment) that no other band member or "normal" member of society can even bear to. Along with the attendees, you will find some beautiful examples of the luthiers' art which are available for the aforementioned sad old gits to try and discuss at their leisure. Other features of Bass Bashes are seminars and gear trials, (seemingly) never ending Raffles, and of course a great review by our own Bluejay which is generally better than the event itself. Stay tuned to the "Events" thread for details of your next/nearest one.

I was there too and the world was immensely changed and immensely changing but you don’t need to have been there to understand that. It’s quite possible to grasp the enormity of the changes and something of The Beatles role if it’s approached with an open mind - it has very little to do with what one personally likes. There are people who were there who didn’t or don’t get it; being there is neither necessary nor sufficent. They did many things but The Beatles didn’t invent the electric bass guitar.

The Le Bass is a very good pedal and has some loyal fans on BC. +1 for Focusrite 6i6 into Reaper (exactly the same set up as I'm planning on using!)

You practice?

Tapewounds are wound with plastic and are usually roundwound under the tape ... http://www.bassstringsonline.com/Black-Nylon-Tapewounds_ep_49-1.html

10 years for that reply... that's some thought process.

I've done a deal or two on Basschat (!) and I'd put mine with Steve in the top 1%. Lovely guy, patient and understanding, and a gent when confronted with the Beedster kids! He also has very good taste in gear! Hughly recommended seller/buyer. C

Bought Steve's Tecamp Puma 1000, absolutely no hassles, nice guy to deal with, cheers Steve

Swapped/traded a Tecamp Puma 1000w for a GK rb1001 and some dollar recently. Easy dealings and super genuine guy. I love easy dealings! Thanks Steve and enjoy the Puma!

You could only wish that Steve got what you want! You will recieve top notch stuff( according to what he says he is selling), no bullsh*t. Perfectly honest man! As a buyer... Well there goes the same. Buy/sell/trade with utmost confidence. Thanks Steve, Rok

I bought a Fodera NYC from Steve. Perfect communication, very friendly. He is one of the guys you would have a couple of beers with. I got a great bass at a very good price. Thank you.

Sold my Demeter amp to Steve. Lovely bloke. Easy transaction.

I sold a few books to Steve, very prompt payment. Recommended.

Pleasure doing business and enjoy the cab!