wateroftyne

Is this a trick question?

Cuh, you're a bunch of snobby musos. That, my friends, is the sound of the streets.

/ End thread

I suspect you won't be alone in feeling this. (Not me, mind - I can't wait to get started again)

This is literally you and your mates discussing scratchplates:

I'm lazy, so I get mine from these people. And they're very good. https://custom-lynx.co.uk/

Yep, that's my take on it too.

Whoever it is at least has a UK address: 3.8 To enter the competition by post, send your: Name, address, DOB, contact phone number, email address, exact name of the competition / draw you wish to enter for, the correct answer for the named competition’s skill based challenge, addressed to: The Bass Draw, 7 Poplars Road, Buckingham, Buckinghamshire, MK18 1BQ.

Agree with everything mentioned so far. It's not worth anything like $2700 (USD, I assume?).

But... but... what's the lion going to do tonight, then?

What? No way..! *voms again*

Ah, yes. Fur babies. *voms*

What even is a 'sozzles'?

Who’s Tim? The custodian of Scratchguard / Pickplate terminology?