nilorius Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 What would be the first words You would say if, returning from work to home, You would found Your bass pickups, scrached by Your pet - cat, when doing nail sharpening procedure? I would scream "goddamned"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 I think it would start with C And end with UNT 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggaebass Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 That’s quite a cat-astrophe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 I would be thankful it wasn't covered in piss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassfinger Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Some kind of reference to the gun safe and fetching my keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Pickguard Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 I would ask the cat how he unzipped the gigbag 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloney Balderdash Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 (edited) I would teach my cat how to play bass properly, and then start a bass duo with it, named "Baloney Pussy Cat". Edited March 15 by Baloney Balderdash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 How the f*** did a cat get in here! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Miraculous...I don't have a cat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burns-bass Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 My kid once hit my Bryant double bass with a toy car and took a chunk out of it. It was my fault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilorius Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 25 minutes ago, Burns-bass said: My kid once hit my Bryant double bass with a toy car and took a chunk out of it. It was my fault. It was standart or radio controlled ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machines Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Regular claw clipping and accessible scratchposts in my house of 4 mentalist felines has prevented this for me so far. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr4stringz Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 5 hours ago, nilorius said: What would be the first words You would say if, returning from work to home, You would found Your bass pickups, scrached by Your pet - cat, when doing nail sharpening procedure? I would scream "goddamned"! Are you feline alright? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upside downer Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 5 hours ago, nilorius said: What would be the first words You would say if, returning from work to home, You would found Your bass pickups, scrached by Your pet - cat, when doing nail sharpening procedure? I would scream "goddamned"! I would firstly challenge Kendo Nagasaki to a game of Ker-Plunk, initiate peace talks between the warring factions in the Nagorno-Karabakh enclave and then take a nice, relaxing monobath with several close acquaintances. Sorted. Respect due 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 That efen cat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloney Balderdash Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 "What's up, pussy cat?"? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Dare Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 I'd say I was a fool for not putting the instrument away safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowB_FTW Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Burns-bass said: It was my fault. For having a cat in the first place? Mark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I would consider how much worse it would have been if the unicorn had got in through the cat flap. I would also wonder why the cat has now got steel claws. As nothing even slightly approaching this has happened in over 40 years of cat ownership, I think it would be unlikely. I do make regular checks of the fence to prevent the caribou getting in and nibbling the croquet hoops. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 (edited) 4 hours ago, tauzero said: prevent the caribou From the little I know about caribou I'd say they find croquet hoops entirely disintesting fodder and / or your fence scary. Otherwise it would have to be some seriously serious fence to stop one from venturing to the manicured side if he had a mind to. As for the cat manicuring itself on a bass pickup, that's one messed up cat not content to make war on bass via the cabinet. Edited March 16 by Downunderwonder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merello Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Why has my dog self-ID’d as a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SH73 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 It's not a fish , it's an instrument.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 4 hours ago, Downunderwonder said: From the little I know about caribou I'd say they find croquet hoops entirely disintesting fodder and / or your fence scary. Otherwise it would have to be some seriously serious fence to stop one from venturing to the manicured side if he had a mind to. You should expand your cultural horizons to include Monty Python. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubbybloke68 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Years ago we had a big ole fluffy cub called smudge, he was exactly the same colour grey as the inside fur of my bass case at the time. Once when I’d left it open, empty on the floor he was kipping in it and I didn’t realise because of his perfect camouflaging. and kicked it shut, he went f**king berserk . Shortly afterwards I stupidly left it open again and upon putting my Ibanez roadster in it for a rehearsal found he’d pissed in it! I tried everything but could never get rid of the smell. Had to dump it in the end ( case not cat) 🤣.Got his own back did the little bugger, lovely ole puddy cat though x 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffb28451 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Think I'd just call the dog. He likes my playing and hates the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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