yorks5stringer Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 (I offer this without further comment) We’re getting rid. Doesn’t help load in. Doesn’t help load out. Applies minimal effort to something he’s “passionate” about. Never responds to urgent gig related messages. Can’t drive. Never, ever, ever buys his round. Ever. Never offers petrol money. Writes questionable lyrics about his man parts. Cannot remember the practise schedule (same place, same time, fortnightly). Zero ability to think for himself. Has less game than a three-legged badger with a heroin problem. Get the idea? We’re an established, gigging originals band around Bristol, Swindon and beyond. Influences: From Alice in Chains to Meshuggah, Pink Floyd to Kyuss, Metallica to RATM and anywhere in between. Will send over tracks to genuine enquiries. If you’re a relatively normal functioning human being who can sing and wants to be in a band, please drop me a message. Previous work/tracks required please. Profile 3 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Seems fair. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Yep, put him out of your misery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sausage Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I think I know him! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I think we all know him, or his sister... 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I'm not gutted we had to sack the scounging croaking lazy tightwad. Sister's nice though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretmeister Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Oi - I load and unload my microphone! WTAF more do you want? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 37 minutes ago, fretmeister said: Oi - I load and unload my microphone! WTAF more do you want? He owns his own microphone? 😳 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 4000 Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, MacDaddy said: He owns his own microphone? 😳 Ownage is relative. Does 'I swear I'll start paying you for it next month' count? 😬 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Isn't this typical of the breed? Expect nothing more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 35 minutes ago, MacDaddy said: He owns his own microphone? 😳 Nicked it from the PA at some gig... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 9 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said: Nicked Relocated it from the PA at some gig... Fixed It's still available, just from a different place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bass_dinger Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 7 hours ago, Lord Sausage said: I think I know him! I think I _am_ him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, bass_dinger said: I think I _am_ him! Cool... You, err, couldn't blag a few Mics for us could you?... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 17 hours ago, yorks5stringer said: Never, ever, ever buys his round. Ever. This alone should get anyone fired 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulThePlug Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, fretmeister said: I unload my microphone! Euphemism right there... Edited January 13, 2023 by PaulThePlug 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 ..and an indication of what most singers are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilorius Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Electroshock would help !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 18 hours ago, MacDaddy said: He owns his own microphone? 😳 My favourite one night stand band, auditioned, got the gig, learned the set, rehearsed for three months, first gig booked, 100 mile drive each way to that London. Singer, of the low work-rate/moderate talent/high maintenance type, hasn’t brought his microphone and then kicks off when the venue don’t have a spare (I had one in my kit bag but thought I’d keep quiet at least a while). So, after s kerfuffle I lent him a mic through which he was rude to the venue, to us, and better still, to the audience. A few of my mates were there and said they thought it was irony at first, it was that bad. So to my mind a singer who owns a mic and who takes it to a gig is already at the better end of the singer scale 👍 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
police squad Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 I don't understand why singers don't have their own PA system We have our own amps/guitars/basses (& mics) so why don't they I have an awesome PA (I am also a singer) QSC K12s plus Ksubs and Allen and Heath Desk. you don't need to spend what I did to get decent sounding kit I would never join a band if the singer didnt have a PA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfoundfreedom Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 3 hours ago, police squad said: I don't understand why singers don't have their own PA system We have our own amps/guitars/basses (& mics) so why don't they I have an awesome PA (I am also a singer) QSC K12s plus Ksubs and Allen and Heath Desk. you don't need to spend what I did to get decent sounding kit I would never join a band if the singer didnt have a PA. Ours does. Unfortunately it's my wife so I still get to carry it. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 3 hours ago, police squad said: I don't understand why singers don't have their own PA system We have our own amps/guitars/basses (& mics) so why don't they I have an awesome PA (I am also a singer) QSC K12s plus Ksubs and Allen and Heath Desk. you don't need to spend what I did to get decent sounding kit I would never join a band if the singer didnt have a PA. Ah but your singer DNA is moderated by your bass DNA. I suspect you fail to fully appreciate the sense of self importance and whytheflipshouldiness that comes with being 100% the former 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
police squad Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Beedster said: Ah but your singer DNA is moderated by your bass DNA. I suspect you fail to fully appreciate the sense of self importance and whytheflipshouldiness that comes with being 100% the former 😆 I think you've probably nailed it there. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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