xgsjx Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Just heard the start of Mariah Carey “Without You”. #”No I can’t forget the semen on your face as you were leaving”. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon C Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 32 minutes ago, xgsjx said: Just heard the start of Mariah Carey “Without You”. #”No I can’t forget the semen on your face as you were leaving”. I can imagine it’s not something one forgets in a hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 1 hour ago, xgsjx said: Just heard the start of Mariah Carey “Without You”. #”No I can’t forget the semen on your face as you were leaving”. The bukkake song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Not misheard but misunderstood - I thought Spandau Ballet were name checking Hank, not Gaye in True. Still think musically the track was closer to the Shadows than Motown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 (edited) Shaggy: Oh Carolina… “Oh Carolina! Prowl off, jump on prawns. Oh Carolina! Prowl off, jump on prawns. Oh Carolina, gal prowl off. Gal yuh, fi jump on prawns. Prowl off, jump on prawns …” Edited October 1, 2023 by Fionn 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Paranoid: "SOS you hear these words, telling you now of my fate". Actual: "And so as you hear these words..." I discovered the truth a year or so ago, so it lasted even longer than "dark star chasm" in Another Brick in the Wall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulWarning Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 52 minutes ago, tauzero said: Paranoid: "SOS you hear these words, telling you now of my fate". Actual: "And so as you hear these words I thought that as well, SOS is a far better lyric 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman1974 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 (edited) The Friends song: "When it hasn't been your day, you weep the most. Even your ears" It made total sense to me for ages. Like, you're so sad that that even your ears are crying Edited October 2, 2023 by Bassman1974 Additional stuff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delberthot Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen - "He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from his pork sausages" "Beelzebub had a devil for a sideboard" Dazed & Confused, Led Zeppelin "I've been Dazed and confused for so long it's not true, a one legged woman never bargained for you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grassie Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 (edited) On 05/06/2022 at 00:14, tauzero said: Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall part whichever - "no dark star chasm in the classroom" Let’s see if we can’t ruin it some more: …No dog’s orgasm in the classroom…😶 Moving on… The Communards version of Don’t Leave Me This Way: Don't leave me this way, No I can't exist ... I'll surely miss your ginger kids… 😁 Edited October 3, 2023 by Grassie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndyFereday Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) Heehee, I've got a new one... Duran Duran - "Get all dirty on the dancefloor, Barbara" Edited October 17, 2023 by AndyFereday Added working link to youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysbass Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 And I must admit that until fairly recently, I kept hearing a line in Survivor's 'Eye of the Tiger' as 'the last known survivor dunks his bread in the night'. 🫣 (Of course, it's 'stalks his prey in the night') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Krysbass said: And I must admit that until fairly recently, I kept hearing a line in Survivor's 'Eye of the Tiger' as 'the last known survivor dunks his bread in the night'. 🫣 (Of course, it's 'stalks his prey in the night') They did it again in "Burning Heart" "Rising like a spider"... Oh. Spire... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 On 07/09/2023 at 10:58, AndyFereday said: Abba's Super Trouper - "I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco" Makes as much sense as Glasgow, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazm66 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Pray by Take That “all I do is shine his face” instead of all I do each night is pray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Let's Stick Together by Bryan Ferry: "You know we made a vow not to clean one another's leathers" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Just been listening to "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac for an open mic next week. "When the rain wash shares you'll clean your nose" is actually "When the rain washes you clean, you'll know". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloney Balderdash Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 (edited) Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" : Heard: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes" Had to look up the actual lyrics, and disappointedly that is not what they actually say, but rather: Spoiler "Young girl with eyes like the desert" Edited November 16, 2023 by Baloney Balderdash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 11 hours ago, Baloney Balderdash said: Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" : Heard: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes" Had to look up the actual lyrics, and disappointedly that is not what they actually say, but rather: Hide contents "Young girl with eyes like the desert" And not to forget, in the same song.... "Last night I dreamt of some Pedro" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky L Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 (edited) Just heard Rihanna's Please Don't Stop The Music playing in the background. I can only ever hear that song as her singing "Weasels got the music". I wonder if she was confused with a stoat or maybe some other form of mustelid? Edited November 29, 2023 by Marky L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squire5 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 I dont know if its a recording glitch or not but on Gladys Knights 'A Licence to Kill' she definitely sings 'a licence to kilt'.I know its not misheard lyrics but just sayin' is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 9 minutes ago, squire5 said: I dont know if its a recording glitch or not but on Gladys Knights 'A Licence to Kill' she definitely sings 'a licence to kilt'.I know its not misheard lyrics but just sayin' is all. I think its a hit on the hi hat or snare that makes it sound like that, given I love the film it really bugs me, such an awful coockup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozkerr Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Impressive thread, this. Seven pages in and no mention of bathrooms yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squire5 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 10 hours ago, lozkerr said: Impressive thread, this. Seven pages in and no mention of bathrooms yet! Thats because we're not sure where the bathroom is.......😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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