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  1. Dog walks into a post office, says he wants to send a telegram.
    "OK" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
    The dog says, "Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof."
    Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, you can add one more 'woof'".
    The dog frowns and replies, "But then it wouldn't make any sense."

    1. 2pods
    2. Paul S

      Paul S

      Reminds me of this one. 

      Remote Scottish village, general store cum post office, bell tinkles as the door opens. 

      'Mrs McDonald' says the postmaster 'We dinnae see you too often'.

      'Aye, well, Mr McDonald died.  I'd like to put a wee notice in the paper, what's the cheapest?' 

      '£5, what d'ye want to say?'

      'Mr McDonald died'

      'Feh £5 ye get 3 more words'

      'Mr McDonald died.  Volvo for sale' 

  2. Experimental ramp fitted to the Spector. A piece of scrap laminate floor cut to size and sprayed with about a dozen coats of rattle can black and lacquer, and then carpet-taped in place. I'll see how it goes.

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    1. ezbass

      ezbass

      That works.

    2. Rich

      Rich

      First gig with the ramp last night, love it. Definitely staying, albeit in a different form... My planted thumb wore right through all those coats of lacquer and paint :lol: some 5mm acrylic sheet is now in the post.

  3. Finally joined the Covid club. Feeling utterly dreadful 

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    2. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Schnitzel for tea then?

    3. lownote

      lownote

      Rich being nosey or scientifically interested, did you have the jab?

    4. Rich

      Rich

      I'm actually 5-jabbed, I received 3 of them as part of the A-Z trial I participated in. However, perhaps crucially, I missed my autumn booster last year. I imagine it left a hole in my immunity. 

  4. Fired rig up earlier. Rack compressor dead. Not a thing. Damn. 

    Grumpy face on. Start playing. Sound is feckin gorgeous :) happy face on.

    So, that's going to be an empty 1U space then :lol:

    1. Dood

      Dood

      Empty space? I leapt on a TC C300 going cheap the other day. Bargain and brilliant! 

  5. Flightradar is so cool. I've just watched some in-flight refuelling taking place over the North Sea. 

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Yes can see some, yes. If they're doing anything sensitive they drop off the radar, but there are usually a few to be seen. 

    3. alyctes

      alyctes

      Worth also watching the firefighters; water bombers and spotting aircraft. 

    4. alyctes

      alyctes

      It's not usually possible to see the fast jets doing operational stuff or operational traiing, at least for me.  But if you want to watch fast-jet training, try west Texas (T-38s) and Snowdownia (Hawks, mostly from Valley).  Sometimes you can see the electronic targets over the North Sea, but not often the aircraft flying interceptions.

      Sometimes you get exotic stuff too.  Hurricane hunters (mostly P-3s) over the Caribbean).  NATO AWACS and reconnaissance aircraft over Bulgaria.  Spitfires, Mustangs, SAAB Tunnan.  The Canadian Lancaster when it came to the UK via Iceland.

  6. Folks, please if you will keep your fingers crossed for my sister in law today... currently under the brain surgeon's knife to remove a tumour. 🤞🏼

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    2. prowla

      prowla

      Best wishes and hopes for the recovery process too!

    3. Reggaebass

      Reggaebass

      Sending best wishes Rich, Tony 🙂

    4. scrumpymike

      scrumpymike

      Hi Rich, only just seen this but fingers and toes immediately crossed!

  7. Follow-up to my NSBD (New Skirting Board Day), finally got some in place. Very pleased with the design. I don't do a lot of DIY so I'm quite chuffed with this. 

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    1. Bigwan

      Bigwan

      I fitted a laminate floor in our bedroom and replaced all the skirting at the same time, rather than going the beading route. 2nd time I've done skirting. A satisfying job if your walls are square and plumb like they were on my 1st attempt, not so much when they aren't like, my 2nd attempt in a much newer house... But decent wood filler, decorators caulk and some patience with a paintbrush covers a multitude of sins!

    2. Rich

      Rich

      Oh god, I feel your 2nd-attempt pain... this house doesn't have a flat wall or a 90 degree corner or a rectangular doorway in the entire place. The whole building is a Friday afternoon job. The walls are ~ and the doorways are \ / and the corners are \_ . 

  8. Frost* at Komedia in Bath earlier...

    Milliontown... oh my GOD.

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  9. Further to the 'community?' thread, do any of the Bristol BC massive fancy getting together for a pint and a yak? Maybe even a ruby?

    1. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      If it's a yak curry I'm in!

       

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      Oh... and near Derby because beer.

    2. Happy Jack
  10. Get a real kick out of seeing my band listed alongside some big names. 

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    1. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Which one's yours Rich?

    2. Rich

      Rich

      Friday 17th June

    3. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Cool band name.

  11. God help us all.

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    2. martthebass

      martthebass

      There is no God......

      I'm picking out my spot just over the border in Dumfries to 'watch Rome burn'....

    3. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      "God helps those who help themselves"....so a career in burglary it is then

    4. prowla

      prowla

      This is reversing a stupid NI tax increase which hits middle-earners.

  12. Had a bit of an eye-opener on a bass-oriented Farcebook group this morning. My god, there are some selfish c**ts in this world.

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    2. Bassman1974

      Bassman1974

      Facebook is full of knobs. I've left numerous groups due to wildly snobbish / holier than thou postings. I remain on there for buying  / selling, and for a few groups than are nice to be on. Don't let it bother you. It's just social media, where opinions largely only mean something to those posting them

    3. NikNik

      NikNik

      Get yourself onto the RRF forum if you're bored. The most easily-offended people in Bassdom.

       

      Actually, I think most them migrated to a similar group on FB.

    4. gary mac

      gary mac

      Don't let them get you down Rich. They are just ignorant Mr and Mrs Silly Billy.

  13. Had my 'growth talk' at work yesterday. A sort of career progression thing that must be really handy for the younger engineers especially.

    Boss's first question (admittedly with his tongue firmly in his cheek): "So Rich, where do you see yourself in 5 years..?"

    Me: "Retired."

    Boss: "Want to expand your skillset? Anything you'd like to do in the meantime?"

    Me: "Exactly what I'm doing now will suit me fine, ta."

    End of talk. :)  

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    2. acidbass

      acidbass

      I personally enjoy being challenged in my work - I'm always fearful of stagnation and boredom.  Each to his own :)

    3. Daz39

      Daz39

      Yeah - 2 of my 3 minions are in similar positions: one is 60something and happy to plod on, the other is my age (late 40s and is fine with being an expert at his middlish sort of level).

       

    4. prowla

      prowla

      I tend to find these HR box-ticking exercises tiresome.

      I'm doing what I do, it's the right mix of interesting, challenging, routine, inventive, procedural, ad-hoc, variety, and fulfillment for me; I don't need to fill in forms to say so.

      Setting goals and suchlike are an irrelevance; if the business gets to the point where they don't need me then they'll ditch me and if I decide it's time then I'll move on.

      I've been working in pretty much the same niche for years and have no desire or ambition to be "promoted" or chase any other perceived progression or career path.

      I'm happy in my lane and have no plans to retire.

  14. Happy Rush Day (21/12)!
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    1. Daz39

      Daz39

      And at precisely 21:12 it will be the Rush Equinox! 

    2. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Bit of a wait for Happy Rush Year though.

  15. Have just become hopelessly carried away in the Maruszczyk bass configurator... oh well, there goes the morning...

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    2. alyctes

      alyctes

      I like the blue one.  Too many frets though.

    3. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      ooh the bottom one. You would, wouldn't you‽

    4. MacDaddy
  16. Having almost exclusively used my Sire V7 fiver for soul band gigs for the last few years, last night I took the Shuker out for a spin instead. Oh my god, I'd forgotten how lovely it is. I think the Sire will be gathering dust for a while. 

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      I often find that I've forgotten how good some of the great basses I have locked away in cases are. 

      Best surprise ever - a "new" bass for free.

  17. Holidaying in Italy... I'd parked the car in a town car park while we wandered around, this was what I found on my return. Bloody Italians. >:( Luckily I managed to get in through the passenger door and scramble across. I may have accidentally scrawled the word 'TWÀT' in foot high letters in the dust on his bonnet before I left.

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    1. ezbass

      ezbass

      Should've written stronzo, but maybe they'll have to Google silly billy, which will be much more fun.

  18. How do you find out how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

    Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

  19. I drink a lot of coffee during the day. A lot. But none of it ever tastes as good as the first cup of the day.

    1. acidbass

      acidbass

      How much is a lot?

  20. I have just found out that there is a place in Victoria, Australia, called 'Tittybong'.

    Now THAT sounds like a fabulous evening.

    1. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Twinned with Bristol City?

    2. JellyKnees

      JellyKnees

      Mulligan and O'Hare's follow up to Tittybiscuits?

    3. LeftyJ
  21. I have reason to believe that an ebay seller I recently purchased from has been giving my name and address out to third parties without my consent. I think this is a breach of GDPR and the Data Protection Act. What are my options?

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    2. Woodinblack

      Woodinblack

      contact eBay I guess

    3. pete.young

      pete.young

      GDPR doesn't apply to private individuals.

    4. daveybass

      daveybass

      Data Protection Act does but I'm not sure what Ebay does to ensure it is observed as ultimately they act as the third party in the transaction and the name and address details must be given to ensure delivery from the seller.

       

      Would say to discuss with Ebay, not sure they can do anything in all honesty

  22. I've had a busy working week, I've got a busy day tomorrow and a gig in the evening. All I want today is a bit of chilling time sat on me jacksy. Is that too much to ask?

    Apparently yes, it is... >:(

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      No rest for the wicked...😈😈

  23. I've noticed my left ear was a bit muffled of late, so all this week I've been popping a few drops of Otex in each evening in an attempt to soften it all up... last evening I gave it a good flush out with some hot water, and now not only can I hear in glorious stereo again, but I've got the makings of a good sized candle. zzzzzzzbx3o48f1K6x6.gif.b2b3fc9149a80279e6c0387c2182a48e.gif

     

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    2. casapete

      casapete

      I use a wax removal tool purchased from eBay for a couple of quid. It’s the one with the silicone spiral heads, and does the job pretty well. Got fed up of paying £60 for a visit to a 

      specialist, after my NHS surgery stopped offering the service.

      ( Will probably still go for an occasional professional de-wax, but less often than previously needed.)

    3. Happy Jack
    4. Greg Edwards69

      Greg Edwards69

      I tried one of those spiral cleaners once when my ear felt a little blocked. Made it even worse. The Otex kit with the little bulb thingy did the job a week later.

  24. If I ever take my car to mainland Europe again, I am definitely getting one of these. image.png.94142e7aabd631515fa79ed1f2e6ff2b.png

    1. yorks5stringer

      yorks5stringer

      You'll need to win the lottery first unless its electric!

    2. prowla

      prowla

      The people who run the UK are voted in by the people who vote in the UK; therefore, by association, the people of the UK must be idiots too.

      OTOH, France is a beacon of liberal thinking.

  25. In various locations across the country, railway workers are sacrificing their family Christmas time in order to perform vital upgrades to lines and infrastructure, improving efficiency and services to freight and travelling public alight. Spare a thought for these folks, up to their elbows in ballast and wiring and paperwork, as you tuck into your festive feast. I'll certainly be raising a glass to all my hardworking colleagues.👏🏻

    And just in case anyone thinks I'm being sarky, no I'm 100% serious. I've done Xmas commissionings, and it's bloody hard work.

    1. jezzaboy

      jezzaboy

      One of my co workers is working boxing day doing such work. The payment? £835!

       

      As you say Rich, he will work bloomin hard for it.

    2. Rich

      Rich

      We had one-off bonus payments for working over Xmas/NY, but only if we worked a load of shifts. Not for just one. Although we did get T+50% (or 75% for night shifts) for all hours. It does pay well, but then it bloody should. 

    3. LowB_FTW

      LowB_FTW

      This is the first Christmas I haven't worked it for the last 8 years.

      Granted, it's not up to my elbows in ballast, I support an NHS trust OOH  for IT support, by my thoughts are never very far away from people that have to give up public holidays as part of their shift rotation.

       

      Mark

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