Clarky Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Fender-Jazz-bass-P-precision-roadworn-vintage-Relic-/271420735664?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3f31efc0b0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 "[color=#333333]This is a top class relic not a dodgy electric sander hatchet job."[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 [i]This is a 100% Genuine Fender Mex Jazz bass originally put together back in 1995. It has however been taken apart, had a blowtorch set fire to it and put back together again. [/i] Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madshadows Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Butcher, he should work at Dewhursts ! John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnp Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 self created relic, bloody idiot, , "distressed" reading about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregBass Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 "perfectly aged with the right amount of dings, road wear and grime" If I had a bass that looked like that, I would called it damaged, not reliced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnDave Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 One of the nastiest attempts at 'relicing' I have seen. I can't imagine why anybody would pay £155 for a piece of junk like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truckstop Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 God, what a complete f***ing disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasMooseblaster Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Jesus H Christ, did he dislike the contouring on the body and decide to iron it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 He mistook 'road worn' to mean dragging it behind his car for a couple of miles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ou7shined Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I knew it was going to be him just from the title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 That really is a indication of what can happen once an idea takes hold in the brain in the absence of a proximal restraint mechanism* C * apologies, I've spent the morning writing a lecture on the limitations of the human brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer of the Bass Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 You've got to admire his attention to detail with the relic'ed strings though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Needs more self control... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yEcTB2va5E&feature=kp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Not a trace of irony in the spiel either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1394808609' post='2395476'] Not a trace of irony in the spiel either.... [/quote] Perhaps it's postmodern relicing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinball Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) people are bidding on it.........that must mean that someone likes it! Maybe he was covering up a small chip! Edited March 14, 2014 by Pinball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 [quote name='waynepunkdude' timestamp='1394792578' post='2395232'] "[color=#333333]This is a top class relic not a dodgy electric sander hatchet job."[/color] [/quote] He omitted to say "in the eyes of Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 [color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif, Verdana][size=5]"This is a top class relic not a dodgy electric sander hatchet job."[/size][/font][/color] [size=4][color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif, Verdana][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Really? top of the 'remedial' class maybe[/font][/font][/color][/size][color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif] [/font][/color][size=4][font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"][color="#333333"]… [/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumnote Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I wouldnt normally comment on what idiots do with their own property but that is absolutely awfull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 [quote name='Beedster' timestamp='1394810558' post='2395513'] Perhaps it's postmodern relicing? [/quote] Sounds like the title for a TV documentary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 MB1. Even Hendrix's burnt guitars aren't this burnt and he used to burn em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great harry Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Looks like it entered the Earth's atmosphere at near escape velocity. Edited March 14, 2014 by great harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger2611 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I think it is a good relic.....I imagine this is exactly what my bass would look like if I suffered a sudden unexplained pants fire mid gig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 It looks like a combination of a sacrificial burning and an acid attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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