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Status Updates posted by discreet
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The Australian Open: the current mrs discreet says she's eager to see the mens' semis.
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Do 'Sad' and 'Confused' Reactions still add a 'Watt' Point? I've not used them for fear of not adding, or even possibly subtracting, a point...
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No P Bass in the house for the first time since 1976.
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They say if you get a tattoo you should consider what it's going to look like when you're old... but if I got one, I'd know instantly...
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@SpondonBassed My Tena Lady covers a whole coffee table, but she's quite a big girl and it's a very small coffee table. Glass-topped too, but we probably don't want to get into that on a family-friendly forum... as for charging, I have to put the bins out on Monday nights.
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Gahh!! Having real trouble with my Hipshot Ultralights. Ever get the urge to just smash your bass on the floor, like on the cover of London Calling?
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What, ANOTHER royal baby? Two kids not enough for them? We should be encouraging proper family planning, not shagging all over the shop and popping kids out like bloody rabbits! Setting a very poor example in my view.
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Attended audition, passed audition. Didn't mention it in case I didnt get it! Very chuffed to get this one!
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@Les Thank you, sir.
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I just asked her indoors what's wrong and she said 'nothing'. So obviously I'm in deep doo-doo.
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@Marc S Don't worry, THAT won't ever happen.
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Milliput Superfine White is excellent for nut repair. Just sayin'.
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Jack broke his nut once and Jill fixed it with vinegar and brown paper.
If you read the second verse of the old nursery rhyme quoted here it seems there are other things that can benefit from that sort of therapy.
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@SpondonBassed Seems about right. You may as well patch your nob with vinegar and brown paper as anything else. I often use a dab of honey and a wet wipe.
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In the style of Valerie Singleton:
All you need to make your own scale model of the Kensington fatberg is a squeezy Fairy Liquid liquid bottle, some Hermès 24 Faubourg scented wet wipes, some of nanny's used syringes and some palm oil. Make sure the palm oil comes from Harrods' food hall children. We don't want any lower class blockages in our sewers now do we?
Here's one I made earlier...
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My car insurance renewal quote is less than it was last year! That's a first!
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@JapanAxe Definitely. Looked around just out of interest and Direct Line were competitive. But they wouldn't do monthly payments and their excesses were, uh... excessive.
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Are we really going to change the rules of Cricket just because kids don't find it 'exciting' and have the attention span of a goldfish?? Anyone who doesn't understand the rules doesn't deserve to enjoy the game, IMHO. Bah! Tsk! Pshaw! And so on.
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UK Customs charges! Got hit for a bridge I imported from the USA! Rip-off! At least Dîck Turpin wore a mask!!
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Here in Finland there are no import duties to pay for items that are imported from outside of the EU if, The total value including postage come to some under something like €50.
Or at least that was the case the last time I imported anything from the USA, far too complicated to try and save money on items and will only do it if it's a specialised item I can't get from anywhere else.
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My fear is that I will die and mrs discreet will sell my basses for what I told her they cost.
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Two-saddle P Bass bridges! I'm done with 'em! They look 'authentic' but really the action and intonation adjustments are always a compromise. You can see why Leo went for the four-saddle job in 1957! Fitted a Fender Am Deluxe four-saddle variant instead and it's a different bass entirely. Peace out!!
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@hiram.k.hackenbacker The work of two minutes with Superglue and cocktail sticks - and a couple of seconds worth of electric drill. Done!
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I see people are comparing UKIP to the Taliban. This is grossly offensive and an insult to the Taliban.
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Huge GAS for a white Rickenbacker and an all-tube rig!!? What the hell is wrong with me..? Oh wait, it's time for my meds. As you were.
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When did we start posting private correspondence in the Status column? Oh well, here goes... Derek. I don't need the adult diapers now until Friday. Thanks.
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After a supreme effort in getting down to one bass, I've only gone and ordered another one, haven't I? D'oh!
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Steampunk is retarded. There, I said it. Thhp!
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@pete.young Thanks for that image. Where's the brain bleach??
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Oh Lordy, there are WAY too many nice basses for sale here at the moment. Must... resist... GAS...
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Anyone else seeing breast enhancement ads on BC? Ironic really - if anything, I'd like to see breast reduction ads.
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@dodge_bass I dunno, if anything I'd like to see a reduction of bass collections...
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Can we have more emoticons, please? There aren't enough to represent the gamut of emotions one feels during a typical BassChat day! Or are there more I don't know about? Where are they?
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Never let anyone dictate which bass or amp you should be using - they have NO idea.
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@Chownybass, You were a bit slow.
Discreet might have been slightly more open to your suggestion had I not already tried to sell him one of my own creations.
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@itsmedunc You've not met my wife then?
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I've just found a 1966 Florin down the back of the sofa if anyone wants it.
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@Marvin I've just got three payments to go, then it's mine!
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So we can't see who else is looking at a thread now? Aww!
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@phsycoandy, that's good!
Because it's still there!