Oopsdabassist Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 [quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1434757663' post='2802688'] Not playing in Milton Keynes are you, Weststarx? That`s a popular heckle up there. [/quote] Yup to be honest, if no one said it at least once during any gig round this way, I'd miss it....probably end up shouting it meself!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the boy Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 [quote name='landwomble' timestamp='1434798409' post='2802881'] "I don't come round to your place of work and slap the sailor's c*cks out of your mouth, do I? Let me do my job" [/quote] Awesome..... You could also say "sorry mate, drag night is Tuesday's, I think you've got your days mixed up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 [quote name='the boy' timestamp='1434808859' post='2802974'] "sorry mate, drag night is Tuesday's, I think you've got your days mixed up". [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coilte Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 [quote name='the boy' timestamp='1434808859' post='2802974'] You could also say "sorry mate, drag night is Tuesday's, I think you've got your days mixed up". [/quote] Or you could say...."sorry mate"...and actually[i] get on with it !! [/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51m0n Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Simply leave no gaps between your songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NancyJohnson Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 'I remember what it was like the first time I went to a gig.' Beyond that just tell the drunken pass around to stop shouting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annoying Twit Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Do an extended bass solo between each song while your bandmates have a smoke or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthedog Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Could this be a non event where the "get on with it" applied to the band that cancelled because they were slow between songs? Perhaps the heckler won't comment with your band? I can't comment on how to deal with her, though as I have yet to gig; I like to think I would ignore her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I think it must be a very localised MK thing, was playing in Buckingham last night.....not a dicky bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LayDownThaFunk Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I will say I hate talking between songs and bands should just get on with it sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonBassAlpha Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 [quote name='LayDownThaFunk' timestamp='1434909590' post='2803778'] I will say I hate talking between songs and bands should just get on with it sometimes! [/quote] aHA! You are shouty woman and I claim my £5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibob Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Good god you're a rock band, just play louder than her!! Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropzone Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Just keep saying "pardon?", see who gets bored first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockfordStone Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 [quote name='Weststarx' timestamp='1434749793' post='2802614'] Hi Guys, We've just booked a gig for next week due to a cancellation but been warned by the band that cancelled that there is always one lady that goes every week and likes to heckle the bands. Personally I have never had anyone heckle me in any band I've been in, so I'm a little unsure how to deal with it! Apparently her favourite line is "Get on with it!" in between songs. Any advice on how to cleverly deal with a heckler? Thanks [/quote] if she has in issue with the time between songs, id make her wait longer. after a couple of times say we'll play the next song when she comes out with better material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle". Everyone looked at heckler who was so embarrassed she left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LayDownThaFunk Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 [quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1434971951' post='2804219'] Just keep saying "pardon?", see who gets bored first [/quote] I saw a band do that once and it sort of worked. They would say pardon then just make noise for 5 seconds or so. Heckler in crowd eventually got the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurksalot Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 [quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1434983445' post='2804395'] Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle" [/quote] Sorry dude , can't help you , you're the one being paid to be funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 To which any decent comic would say "but everyone is looking at you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlfer Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I think we need a Skank script here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbanx Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) [quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1434983445' post='2804395'] Saw this once at a comedy club, the comic held up his hands for quiet, looked straight at heckler and said "let's all wait for her to think up a really good heckle". Everyone looked at heckler who was so embarrassed she left [/quote] I would have gone with: "If you want my come back, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth first" Edited June 24, 2015 by urbanx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LayDownThaFunk Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyquipment Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sorry we don't do requests Sorry don't know that one You get on with it Get me a pint Steady now, you're on parole Etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 She's obviously a shallow one, she. I think the best thing to do is not responding directly, but to just continue your little inbetween-songs banter about the development of Weltschmerz as a direct result of Sturm und Drang thinking, and Kierkegaard's criticism of it all. Enlightened, she'll turn around! I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 [quote name='urbanx' timestamp='1435157539' post='2806048'] I would have gone with: "If you want my come back, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth first" [/quote] It's a female heckler, I thought ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcnach Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 [quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1435234403' post='2806781'] It's a female heckler, I thought ? [/quote] females have mums too. Not a response I'd personally use, but just pointing out the gender of the heckler is irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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