lurksalot

No probs , just mark it up with a parental advisory notice, NSFW etc 😁

ooh , I like what I hear of weeds stuff , more gigs please, I don’t want wait till I’m 70 … and your not far behind 😂

no issues bud , the bagpipe thing is a running joke , pretty much since the start of the challenge , and I don’t think they were banned in January 😁 what with Hogmanay , there is always a temptation to blow the dust out of them , carry on 👍

No probs , the deadline only cropped up cos these are an impatient bunch, desperate to start playing with their instruments, fnarr fnarr

Aaaaaand Awaaaaay

woohoo I got a joint win , fantastic many thanks and well done to MoonBassAlpha and Upside downer who I joined on the top of the podium. I have taken an executive decision and picked up the batten to choose this months photo , and I wrote... " Broomstick training exercises at Gwrych Castle , an irony as it's March, and we are not marching but flying on broomsticks" RULES ... ✅ Entries must be <5 minutes and recorded between now and the deadline. ❌ No illegal samples, copyright infringements or other snide goings-on ❌ Bagpipes, well it's a castle but it's Welsh so Welsh pipes only, and be careful. ❌ No voting for your own entry. We'll know. And we'll shame you.. Deadline-wise, we will close the entries at midnight on the 24th , which in effect, will stretch to teatime on the 25rd, it'll fly by A line or two of blurb as usual for the vote thread will be grand. enjoy.

I suspect they would wash over you until they got stuck in the groyne ! shopping done , I’ll put it away then do some thread construction

Calm down , calm down, I might end up writing a song about longshore drift and then he puts a picture of an avocado , it would be a struggle making that fit 😂 lol

I’ll give him till 11.00 then I’ll make an executive decision 😂

Why thank you Mr Smalls. I think your observations are accurate , but ce la vie , ‘twas always thus. I think new music of any sort is uncomfortable for some, and yes , when searching and listening for new ideas, you will hear stuff that doesn’t light your fire , and I think some just want to sit in the comfy chair with their pipe and slippers content in the bubble of the music they like and have always liked …on repeat . or something else completely 😂 any way , we need a photo to make music to!

Well done all , some great tunes again this month. upside downer being on a roll , fair play, so I suggest @MoonBassAlpha send a picture over to start March

voting is now being served , steak a claim while you can , well done

We have some more mooosic for you After an outright winner was declared for January, @upside downer was over the moon with having the honour of choosing our February theme. Its not BS to say I chuckled somewhat when I opened the message By way of an introduction upside downer moooosed... "A farmer paints stripes on her cow to increase its visibility at night and prevent car accidents if it wanders onto the road during blackouts in World War II. I wonder if Lee Marvin ever starred in a film called 'Paint Your Cow'? " A fantastic picture that brought some great variety, have a listen and vote for your favourite 3 pieces of Moooosic 1 @Al Nico Those stripy outfits make the poor cows hips look big? 2 @Baloney Balderdash How to paint a holy zebra cow : 3 @Leonard Smalls Inspired by the pic of a majestic Zebra, I thought we needed some dub to celebrate the hole * of the plains Zebra... * edited to say my song isn't about Zebra's holes, but homes! 4 @Jean-Luc Pickguard I had not intended to paint a cow that morning. The plan was to paint a fence. 5 Lurksalot its the Beef 52's 6 @AndyTravis think the breakdown in the middle represents the painting part, the higher paced ending, just the freedom of the newly painted cow… https://on.soundcloud.com/dodnjMxBAi7P8xpfqu the link is to soundcloud , we couldn't get it to embed this time! 7 @MoonBassAlpha Something a little jazzy for a change, inspired by BlueNote Organ jazz, a bit of Wes Montgomery and possibly Pink Floyd and Pat Metheny for good measure. 8 @upside downer Kapow! Cow! Now! Er... A clomping, stomping romp that takes its title from a line in Douglas Adams' superb Hitchhikers books and is in no way a comment on Mrs UD's driving, oh no. It's about my Dad's old Volvo. Most excellent tuneage but a choice needs to be made have a pick of 3 of them voting will end at midnight on 28th of the month good luck

Gemini PS-626USB Pretty much brand new Apparently this is a half decent bit of kit , but I’m no DJ ! got it from the BIL who offered me a small mixer , and I had use for one, but not a DJ type with the cross fader and the like. comes with an external hard drive, USB and phono cables who will bid £0 for this remarkable opportunity to get it out of my possession.