Rich Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Good evening! hope you brought your dancing shoes... this is from Lou Reed's 'Metal Machine Music' album..." 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Good evening everybody, I hope that you’re ready to laugh and be buoyed up by our big act’s uplifting exuberance, please welcome to the stage… Roger Waters. 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Hello, Download. Please give a big, Donnington roar for our headliners - ABBA! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 "This next song is an excellent one that we all love, our bass player wrote it..." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Please welcome this humble band that is always appreciative of its audience, Royal Blood. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 "HELLO GLYNDEBOURNE, LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME F***ING NOISE!" 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowf Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Hello Radio 1 fans, we're Royal Blood and really happy to be here!" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Level 42 regret to announce that Mark King has the flu and will not be appearing tonight. Depping for him, please welcome on bass Keith Bastárd, the UK's leading Sid Vicious tribute act." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 ::wanders across stage to the guitarist(s):: "You need to turn your wall of Marshalls up, nobody can hear you." 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomed Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Turn the bass up a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicbassman Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Oooh, I hope there's going to be a bass solo ! 😁👍 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Sound man to bass player, “I’ve set aside 15 minutes to dial in your sound.” 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franticsmurf Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Hello Glastonbury are your ready to rock? A few announcements before the main act. The bingo starts at 9.30 and this week's prize is a fantastic £132.85p. The Committee meets on Thursday to discuss the new roof, please attend as it's your club. There have been some complaints about the state of the toilet; please clean up after you. The ladies committee cake sale will take place on the 13th. If you have any plates or paper serviettes you can spare, please give them to Gladys. And now, the main act. Playing hits from the 50's to the 90s, here's Arthur Gimble and his Rockin' Rebels....." 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, Franticsmurf said: "Hello Glastonbury are your ready to rock? A few announcements before the main act. The bingo starts at 9.30 and this week's prize is a fantastic £132.85p. The Committee meets on Thursday to discuss the new roof, please attend as it's your club. There have been some complaints about the state of the toilet; please clean up after you. The ladies committee cake sale will take place on the 13th. If you have any plates or paper serviettes you can spare, please give them to Gladys. And now, the main act. Playing hits from the 50's to the 90s, here's Arthur Gimble and his Rockin' Rebels....." Being Glastonbury wouldn't there also be a tofu raffle? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 hour ago, ezbass said: Hello, Download. Please give a big, Donnington roar for our headliners - ABBA! Don't forget that Daphne & Celeste once appeared at Reading and Leeds... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "We're sorry, our bass player has forgotten all our songs. Is there another bass player out there who does and can step in?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Promoter: That was great. Here's another £200. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowf Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Right before we start tonight, we have an extra bonus for you. Our bass player is going to talk through all the gear he'll be using for tonight's show. This shouldn't take more than 20 minutes, 30 tops." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trueno Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Tonight, we are bringing back that popular feature from the 1970s… the 20 minute drum solo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Thanks Mick (Mason) We really appreciate the payment in advance".. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bass_dinger Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Thank you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyb625 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 You want to speak to the singer? Sorry, they're just packing up the van at the moment. 2 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 And now.... playing a *cough* Warwick.... 'Cetera'! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Ladies and gentlemen, Rock Against Racism are proud to introduce our special guest... Eric Clapton!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 5 hours ago, doomed said: Turn the bass up a bit. I've heard that at a gig. Do relatives count, though? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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