Roland Rock Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Drugs, politicians, sex pest, violence, wheelchair. This was a gig to remember! http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/birthday-party-descended-into-drug-fuelled-rampage-1-4550827 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Sounds like an average night in Deptford... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 There's a mobility scooter for sale here today - is someone getting rid of evidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 [color=#ff0000][b][font=open-sans, sans-serif][size=4]He was eventually led away from the party and accompanied home by an armed friend wearing night vision goggles.[/size][/font][/b][/color] [font="open-sans, sans-serif"][color="#000000"][size=4]That is one of the all-time great sentences about bass playing.[/size][/color][/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norris Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Who wouldn't try to strangle the trombonist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1504612749' post='3366037'] [color=#ff0000][b][font=open-sans, sans-serif][size=4]He was eventually led away from the party and accompanied home by an armed friend wearing night vision goggles.[/size][/font][/b][/color] [font=open-sans, sans-serif][color=#000000][size=4]That is one of the all-time great sentences about bass playing.[/size][/color][/font] [/quote] I was just about to post that same quote when I thought I'd better read through. It's good because everyone has a friend like that, don't they? I'm assuming the bassist is the armed and stealthy one. Edited September 5, 2017 by SpondonBassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 [quote name='Norris' timestamp='1504614023' post='3366050'] Who wouldn't try to strangle the trombonist? [/quote] [muted] Wha! Wha! Whaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassace Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Being old keeps stuff fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzodog Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Apparently it all started when someone asked him if he used a music stand 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Or if he liked TAB ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassbiscuits Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 That's magnificent! One of the finest local news stories I've read in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassApprentice Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Are we sure Irvine Welsh didn't write this..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 These are the kinds of parties bassists never get invited to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 [quote name='Norris' timestamp='1504614023' post='3366050'] Who wouldn't try to strangle the trombonist? [/quote] Insert appropriate euphemism joke here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 [quote name='Vinny' timestamp='1504645151' post='3366366'] Insert appropriate euphonium joke here. [/quote] Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashweb Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 [quote name='Vinny' timestamp='1504645151' post='3366366'] Insert inappropriate euphonium joke here. [/quote] Did you miss a bit, Dad? You know, I think I'm going to book both those bands the next time I have a party; should be quite a night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbo Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 "Munro smashed up a flat and said he was run over by a guest on an electric wheelchair and hit twice on the head with a bottle of Jack Daniels during Mr McLennan’s 18th birthday party." I've read that sentence about 50 times now and every time I read, I laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdown Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 [quote name='rushbo' timestamp='1504649524' post='3366396'] "Munro smashed up a flat and said he was run over by a guest on an electric wheelchair and hit twice on the head with a bottle of Jack Daniels during Mr McLennan’s 18th birthday party." I've read that sentence about 50 times now and every time I read, I laugh. [/quote] My fave bit...... [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1504645882' post='3366374'] Fixed. [/quote] Made me laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivansc Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 I could understand it in Glasgow, but I thought Edinburgh was the home of fur coat and nae drawers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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