LiamPodmore Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that i'm a vegetarian and i ant f*cking scared of him" 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me. I hate the song, and the band, except for that one little bit, just always cracks me up. Liam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "I like to eat bananas because they got no bones, I smoke marijuana because it gets me stoned" Bananas by Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHUFC BASS Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) I oughta have my f***ing head examined for screwing with a skank like you. But it wasnt like I really fell for you, I was just cold and empty through and through... (Blood For Blood, So Common, So Cheap) All you numbers in the cell block: All you sweating in the detox: To all you hoods that are dodging cops And to all you bleeding from a broken heart You know youve got a brother here. ... (Blood For Blood, Hanging on the Corner Blood) Edited August 12, 2012 by WHUFC BASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretmeister Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Hatred turned to apathy, led down this dark abyss goodnight, farewell you pig from hell, this world I shall not miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 [quote name='Cosmo Valdemar' timestamp='1344717322' post='1768418'] "I don't want to live forever - but apparently I am" - Lemmy, Motorhead, Ace of Spades (live version) [/quote] There is no finer line anywhere, thread closed move along now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 [quote name='flyfisher' timestamp='1344722421' post='1768515'] "Time Flies Like An Arrow, Fruit Flies Like A Banana" - Groucho Marx (OK, it's not a song lyric but it should have been!) [/quote] Not a lyric either but my favourite Groucho line is: 'I would have beaten him to within an inch of his life but I didn't have a ruler.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rOB Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "All the best psychotic lovers ain't got nothing on you" - Sons & Daughters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalMan Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) [quote][size=4][font=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Never been too cunning, I'm no linguist[/font][/size][/quote] - The Tubes - Tip Of My Tongue Edited August 12, 2012 by WalMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_skezz Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 A Kindergarten cop in every school Or I will terminate you! - Kali-fornia Uber Alles, Jello Biafra and the Melvins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sausage Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 [quote name='Lfalex v1.1' timestamp='1344709658' post='1768287'] They can be incisive or deep and meaningful, famous/published or your own originals. Quote your sources and no plagiarism after the fact please! I'll start with: "What do you mean I'm not kind? Just not your kind." (Dave Mustaine, Megadeth) "It doesn't matter what you say.... ' cos they'll always find some meaning in it anyway." (Henry Rollins, The Rollins Band) [/quote] "What d'ya mean i don't pay my bills! Why do you think i'm always broke?!" (Dave Mustaine, Megadeth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sausage Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 da boom da da oomm, da da imma! (jonathan davies, korn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Thought Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Still my favourite;- Stranger from another planet, welcome to our hole Just strap on your guitar, and we'll play some rock'n'roll (Stranglers, (Get a) Grip (on yourself) I also like:- Adam Chance and Zorro, take them with a pinch of salt, Sad about tomorrow, sorry, but it's not my fault (The Damned, History of the World part 1) In similar vein:- You want me to beg forgiveness, tender an apology It's not my fault and you're not getting one from me (Husker Du, Sorry Somehow) and also:- Black Shuck-that dog don't give a f***! (The Darkness, Black Shuck) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 My personal favourite of this genre: Far away across the field the tolling of the iron bell Calls the faithful to their knees to hear the softly spoken magic spells. Pink Floyd - Breathe (reprise) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Hughes Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Heard a great one from Duke Special the other day: 'I am extra, I am director I am silence, I am Phil Spector' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin_lindsay Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "and then one day you find, ten years have gone behind you. No-one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun". Time by Pink Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 MB1. "Death drives an airflow Chrysler on the streets of man,a hit and run driver cruising since the world began" Blazing Apostles...Be Bop Deluxe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul torch Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 [quote name='kevin_lindsay' timestamp='1344796465' post='1769257'] "and then one day you find, ten years have gone behind you. No-one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun". Time by Pink Floyd [/quote] shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul torch Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 He's alright and he don't care, he's got thermal underwear the damned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duarte Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 "come down off the cross, we can use the wood come on up to the house" Tom Waits - Come On Up To The House "Bury me at sea where no murdered ghosts can haunt me if I rock upon the waves no corpse can lie upon me" The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God "The deeper the water, the cooler the stream, the thicker the lumber, the stronger the beam" Chris Murray - We Do The Ska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Well, she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - T Rex, Hot Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mart Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Como no me satisfizo la experiencia sexual Se me hincharon los vapores, me converti en huracan. Di unas tres o cuatro vueltas y a la quinta me canse. Este cuarto es muy pequeño para las cosas que sueño. Mecano, Aire. Just one example of their brilliant lyrics. I'd quote the whole of Stereosexual but it wouldn't be "1 or 2 lines", and it'd get me in trouble with the PC brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapiro Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees. To obtain a 'birds eye' is to turn a blizzard to a Breeze. Incubus Nice to know you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHUFC BASS Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber, Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus ... Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy Macc Lads Extra kudos for using a kazoo in the song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 [quote name='WHUFC BASS' timestamp='1344814133' post='1769695'] Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber, Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus ... Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy Macc Lads Extra kudos for using a kazoo in the song [/quote] Ace. I'd forgotten all about the 'Ladds from Macc' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfisher Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The memories of a man in his old age, are the dreams of a man in his prime & Life is a short, warm moment, and death is a long cold rest. Free Four/Pink Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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