Nearly Dan are playing at The Box in Crewe this Saturday the 24th of August.

[Pete Academy]

Nearly Dan are playing at The Box in Crewe this Saturday the 24th of August.

I keep posting in the 'Gigs' thread, but have hardly any interest,, so I thought I'd try this.

[Gust0o]

Well, it catches the eye!

[Judo Chop]

If I come to the gig, do I still get the free sex?

[stingrayPete1977]

I have met Pete, be warned he doesn't look that much like his avatar if its the sex you are planning on going for!

[paulconnolly]

Erm you don't know how close you are to the truth [b]Pete[/b]

[Dandelion]

Free sex!

Who's box are you playing in did you say?

[Pete Academy]

To be honest, you probably could get free sex in Crewe.

[Raymondo]

Damn! I always check the gig guide for your gigs and have never been able to make it ....this weekend I am not in Edinburgh with my girlfriend,I don't have to see the kids,I have money ..........but...........
Yesterday I had to scrap the car and not sure I can afford one by Saturday!

One day matey boy .....one day!

[paulconnolly]

[quote name='Pete Academy' timestamp='1377119513' post='2183733']
To be honest, you probably could get free sex in Crewe.
[/quote] Well I've never paid for it :-)

[lurksalot]

Ok I'll bite , are you a steeleye span tribute ?







.... I'll do my best to call in

[vmaxblues]

Great band, seen them and they are fab!

[Bassman Sam]

[quote name='lurksalot' timestamp='1377125016' post='2183832']
Ok I'll bite , are you a steeleye span tribute ?
.... I'll do my best to call in
[/quote]

I'm going, fancy a pint?

[lurksalot]

I reckon we could do that , are you going to wear the pink carnation or should I

[seashell]

[quote name='lurksalot' timestamp='1377162900' post='2184053']
I reckon we could do that , are you going to wear the pink carnation or should I
[/quote]

I believe the usual form is to carry a rolled up copy of BGM, and do the 'special' hand signal.

[paul_5]

Well, it beats dogging in ASDA car parks I suppose.

[Bassman Sam]

[quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1377163412' post='2184065']
Well, it beats dogging in ASDA car parks I suppose.
[/quote]

I enjoyed it.

[yepmop]

Really should have read the thread before buying my train ticket

[KevB]

Pete's band are well worth a look-in for anyone remotely interested in a bit of the Dan. I'm playing at a wedding this Sat so it's a no go for me even if free sex were involved. Though I usually get paid for my services...

[discreet]

Isn't SD something to do with a dildo..?

[Pete Academy]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1377177398' post='2184351']
Isn't SD something to do with a dildo..?
[/quote]

Sure is.

[lowdown]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1377177398' post='2184351']
Isn't SD something to do with a dildo..?
[/quote]

Top of the range Metallic finish - In all sizes of course.

[steve-bbb]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1377163249' post='2184060']


I believe the usual form is to carry a rolled up copy of BGM, and do the 'special' hand signal.
[/quote]

Slapping the invisible kingbass ?

[discreet]

[quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1377185163' post='2184507']
Slapping the invisible kingbass ?
[/quote]

Prize for 'Best Euphemism of the Day'.

[Dandelion]

A "Wan" King Bass?

[ratman]

Seriously, who knows what the craic is with the free sex??