EssentialTension Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Well, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 If you were to use it as fuel for a fire to cook said egg with perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='Graham' timestamp='1367153498' post='2061773'] If you were to use it as fuel for a fire to cook said egg with perhaps? [/quote] HERESY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apa Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 If you tuned it high enough you could microwave it! A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassist_lewis Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 it could, but then it depends who's playing it... and what sort of egg you're intending to boil... kind of depends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiOgon Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 A good USA precision, Nitro cellulose black, (maple neck or rosewood), left face down in the sun on a good day, should be capable of frying an egg on it's back you don't really want a string through body though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetaFunk Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'm sure it can but the results rest on whether you use an American, Japanese or Mexican egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xroads Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Sure, if you use it as firewood, you can boil or fry an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'm sure a Precision bass would provide enough fuel to boil several eggs. Especially a late 70s one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 (edited) No, and it's the very reason I'm turning my back on them after years of loving them above all other variations of bass I've also defended them until now, but deep down I knew there was not enough knobs and dials to cover all requirements. Edited April 28, 2013 by lojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocco Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 With a hot pickup in it. I think it could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cloud Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 The correct answer is no....but they make a mean curry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 You could make a little frying pan from a 57s Ri copper scratch plate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudburst Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Precisions produce a nice 'fat' sound when used on your latest albumen. CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 (edited) Even if a Precision Bass can provide enough raw material to boil an egg , once you have burnt it then you have got nowhere left to go when you want another egg . For the same money as a decent U.S.A Precision you could get yourself a reasonably functional Thai bride off the internet , and for Custom Shop money you could get a girl from the Ukraine , and either of them will boil , fry or scramble your eggs indefinitely . Sometimes Fender basses aren't always the best investment . Edited April 28, 2013 by Dingus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bass Doc Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Not sure about boiling an egg but, in the right hands, it can cook up a storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Is this a yolk..? [attachment=133738:Yolk.jpg] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Well those antigua finish p basses are foul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apa Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 You can boil one with a plank of wood and a wilkinson pickup and I bet you cant taste the difference. A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudburst Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1367181001' post='2062345'] Well those antigua finish p basses are foul! [/quote] Egg and Mushroom go quite well together. CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Most Precisions have two pots, and it only takes one to boil an egg ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudburst Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1367181904' post='2062367'] Most Precisions have two pots, and it only takes one to boil an egg ... [/quote] But they don't have any pan control. CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apa Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='cloudburst' timestamp='1367181822' post='2062363'] Egg and Mushroom go quite well together. CB [/quote] Egg mushroom and avocado. Hmmm I know what Im having for breakfast A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 What's the best egg for metal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iconic Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) In the interests of furthering science i was going to try this experiment only to find someones poached my bass instead.... Edited April 29, 2013 by iconic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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