Beer of the Bass Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Stanky Wee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheth Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Was it really that bad? I've not had a chance to catch up with any Glasto stuff yet. Been hearing awful things across the board though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannybuoy Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 W*nk ET, yes? Sweaty Ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4-string-thing Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 You lot should go on Countdown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnythenotes Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 W*nkeyest...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Badderer Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Ah man I had W*nkyest too.... 8 letter score!! beaten to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnythenotes Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Technically you have won Badderer....not sure about my use of 2 'e' s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Bassy Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 [quote name='miles'tone' timestamp='1435631466' post='2810825'] [media]http://youtu.be/nwN6dPNXklg[/media] Kanye v Freddie [/quote] Just Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasted Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 [quote name='steantval' timestamp='1435445682' post='2808935'] IMO - this guy lacks talent and should never be headlining a major festival. [/quote] LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasted Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 [quote name='Sibob' timestamp='1435442735' post='2808903'] I'm not near a Tellybox, is he getting bottled? Please tell me the ego-maniac is being bottled?! [/quote] You seem like a real nice bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) [quote name='miles'tone' timestamp='1435631466' post='2810825'] [media]http://youtu.be/nwN6dPNXklg[/media] Kanye v Freddie [/quote] damn damn damn, just found this on my FB feed and was gonna post it..I am SOOOO slow! Think it just about covers my feelings on this subject. Edited June 30, 2015 by Oopsdabassist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1435644408' post='2810841'] Dear Lola Fatuous, Does the stated fee include a VIP Roadside Parking Permit for the hard shoulder of the M5? My girlfriend Lulu-Beth wants to "Get it on" in a VW Camper underneath a ginormous full-colour (am I allowed to say that?) poster of the greatest rockstar in the entire history of the whole world. Yours forever, Bill Wyman [/quote] Dear Mr Wyman Si si, vous etes un rock star - just not the greatest rock star in the world ever. No - you may [i]not[/i] 'slip the silk torpedo' to your girlfriend in a camper van on the hard shoulder of the M5. Not at your age. And where would you hang your colostomy bag? Have a nice day Lola Fatuous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 [quote name='Subbeh' timestamp='1435520141' post='2809663'] The only thing that really bugs me about his is how often he doesn't ask permission when taking other peoples music to sample, seems to prefer letting the lawyers sort it out when the original artist is made aware. [/quote] Surely you wouldn't expect an artiste of such overwhelming creative genius to be bogged down and stifled by such mundane and tawdry matters? On a separate note .... Mr West, I predict, will, in the not too distant future, when there is not much going on in the news (or possibly some news of grave importance from which us Plebs need distracting,) experience a 'britney style' meltdown of monumentally epic proportions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4-string-thing Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Just seen this, probably quite old now but it made me chuckle... [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FB_-23uw6E&sns=fb"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FB_-23uw6E&sns=fb[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Dear Mr Mrs Ms or Miss Fatuous Delete Where Appropriate, I was thinking of ordering the 'Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West' package[/font][/color]. Is there a 'Thinking about ordering the Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West package' package, and does this mean that I have effectively bought it? Please forward an invoice.[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] Also, having thought about ordering the 'Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West' package, I then had second thoughts. Is there a 'Rethinking the thinking about ordering the Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West package package' package, and does this mean that I have effectively bought it? Please forward an invoice.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] My head hurts.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yours[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mrs Ivy Trellis[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]North Wales[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Dear Dr Fatuous, Having read the above post and quoted below for completeness, I am now concerned I may may owe some royalties to Rich and also some kind of intermediary fee. So. Sue me. Yours, Norbert Panhandle. [quote name='Rich' timestamp='1435739943' post='2811892'] Dear Mr Mrs Ms or Miss Fatuous Delete Where Appropriate, I was thinking of ordering the 'Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West' package[/font][/color]. Is there a 'Thinking about ordering the Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West package' package, and does this mean that I have effectively bought it? Please forward an invoice.[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] Also, having thought about ordering the 'Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West' package, I then had second thoughts. Is there a 'Rethinking the thinking about ordering the Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West package package' package, and does this mean that I have effectively bought it? Please forward an invoice.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] My head hurts.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yours[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mrs Ivy Trellis[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]North Wales[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Badderer Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 [quote name='jonnythenotes' timestamp='1435671101' post='2811219'] Technically you have won Badderer....not sure about my use of 2 'e' s... [/quote] WAHOOOO!!! I've never had an 8 letter word at countdown before!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 [quote name='Rich' timestamp='1435739943' post='2811892'] Dear Mr Mrs Ms or Miss Fatuous Delete Where Appropriate, I was thinking of ordering the 'Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West' package[/font][/color]. Is there a 'Thinking about ordering the Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West package' package, and does this mean that I have effectively bought it? Please forward an invoice.[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] Also, having thought about ordering the 'Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West' package, I then had second thoughts. Is there a 'Rethinking the thinking about ordering the Thinking [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]about drinking flat champagne out of a plastic glass in a special VIP area while thinking about Kanye West package package' package, and does this mean that I have effectively bought it? Please forward an invoice.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] My head hurts.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yours[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mrs Ivy Trellis[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]North Wales[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] [/quote] Maybe. Respectfully Lola Fatuous Ticketmaster / K-West Inc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairychris Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Ahem.... [media]http://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY[/media] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnm93 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I gave him a chance and sat and watched his set. At least, some of it Not my sort of thing, tbh. Honest opinion - karaoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Jay Z couldn't really sing either but at least there was an element of humour given Noel Gallagher's earlier remarks. [media]http://youtu.be/Z9eT0LJ9vE4[/media] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmo Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Plus he doesn`t have the arrogance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheth Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 [quote name='hairychris' timestamp='1435764570' post='2812248'] Ahem.... [media]http://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY[/media] [/quote] If anything that's an improvement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steantval Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 [quote name='Jenny_Innie' timestamp='1435608447' post='2810613'] Yep. It was an event. Huge news the next day. Loadsa lovers, loadsa haters. That's what music is supposed to be about. Glasto 2015 was Kayne. Proper. [/quote] Do you actually play an instrument or are on on here just to wind musicians up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Rock Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) [quote name='steantval' timestamp='1435818433' post='2812618'] Do you actually play an instrument or are on on here just to wind musicians up? [/quote] Was the post that bad? Surely she's just saying she loved the show. I don't see the relevance of whether or not she plays an instrument - everyone is entitled to an opinion. FWIW from what I saw, it was pretty rubbish. Good lighting effects though. Anyway, from my experience, Glastonbury is NEVER all about the headline act; it's about getting f***ed up and wandering into a random circus/rave/Hare Krishna/disco area, and having the time of your life when you least expect it ☺🎉 Unfortunately that kind of experience doesn't get put across on the BBC or Twitter 😕 Edited July 2, 2015 by Roland Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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