ezbass Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) Recently sent to me by my drummer. Made me smile. However, if I actually had to pay these I'd need a couple more day jobs (more gigs would only add to the debt). [IMG]http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk344/ezbass/eb2fe70c44d814a99b1c1b3cbed69394_zpsfecd470e.jpg[/IMG] I think the fretless charge is a bit harsh Edited April 9, 2013 by ezbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coilte Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 The old chestnut.. "playing with a pick".., just had to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Playing above first octave = dismissal depressingly accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monckyman Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Custom made bass. Per string.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Vader Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Oh, I'm in a lot of trouble.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted April 9, 2013 Author Share Posted April 9, 2013 I'm only thankful that were no fines for "Cod attempts at bass lines by Bernard Edwards or Pino Palladino." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardjmorgan Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Based on last practice, I'd be down $730. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Well, I'm definitely off the hook as far as playing 16th notes is concerned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I can't afford to gig anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 [quote name='ezbass' timestamp='1365497954' post='2040231'] I'm only thankful that were no fines for "Cod attempts at bass lines by Bernard Edwards or Pino Palladino." [/quote] That's the equivalent of 'Playing Jaco groove on samba'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted April 9, 2013 Author Share Posted April 9, 2013 [quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1365508208' post='2040404'] That's the equivalent of 'Playing Jaco groove on samba'. [/quote]Doh! More outlay then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xgsjx Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I thought I was gonna make a small fortune... I read it the wrong way round. Maybe not getting that fretless 6er after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achknalligewelt Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Is there an equivalent list for guitarists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xgsjx Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 [quote name='achknalligewelt' timestamp='1365512300' post='2040490'] Is there an equivalent list for guitarists? [/quote] That one just says "if you noodle, turn up too loud or bring a guitar - disqualified". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 [quote name='achknalligewelt' timestamp='1365512300' post='2040490'] Is there an equivalent list for guitarists? [/quote] Trying to impress your mates in the audience by playing Metallica riffs during soundcheck = ejection from premises with guitar inserted in rear orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthevan Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Google says no guitarist version. Maybe we could compile one, and the same for drummers and singers too Get some suggestions and i'll whack them together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Chop Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 [quote name='danthevan' timestamp='1365518086' post='2040593'] Google says no guitarist version. Maybe we could compile one, and the same for drummers and singers too Get some suggestions and i'll whack them together [/quote] Refusing to turn your stack down below 10 because "that's my sound!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 [quote name='danthevan' timestamp='1365518086' post='2040593'] Google says no guitarist version. Maybe we could compile one, and the same for drummers and singers too Get some suggestions and i'll whack them together [/quote] Drop tuning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mentalextra Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Pointing in the air with picking hand while letting notes ring out, or worse, pointing at audience while notes ringing out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Typical US humourless crap... Ignored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Strings Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 ooer, Big Red, I see what you mean but not that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Beyond anything else..... I played Iron Maiden at band practice yesterday.... So the 8th and 16th notes have bankrupted me before I've read the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapbassSteve Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 No mention of '[i]leaning on amp for a second or two between songs during the third set at a pub where the crowd isn't bothered[/i]', '[i]looking tired[/i]' or '[i]answering back to the singer[/i]' on there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 What's this 16th note? I only know three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1365541455' post='2041024'] What's this 16th note? [/quote] 8ths played fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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