orangepeelneil Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 (edited) Hi there, I'd be interested in the bass, please send me a PM Cheers Neil Edited February 15, 2011 by orangepeelneil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisnameistaken Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Which bass would that be, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeat Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 [quote name='thisnameistaken' post='329422' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:33 PM']Which bass would that be, then? [/quote] right Ted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneyg42 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 FECK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 [i]"Dat'll be the small black bass that we loaned Mrs Clayton's son no doubt. I'll pop down this afternoon and see if they've finished playing cricket with it."[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeat Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 [quote name='Crazykiwi' post='329453' date='Nov 14 2008, 10:42 PM'] [i]"Dat'll be the small black bass that we loaned Mrs Clayton's son no doubt. I'll pop down this afternoon and see if they've finished playing cricket with it."[/i][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 [quote name='orangepeelneil' post='329416' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:27 PM']Hi there, I'd be interested in the bass, please send me a Personal Mesaage (PM) Regards Neil [email protected][/quote] Hi! Here's a picture of the bass - I'm sure you'll enjoy gigging with it and get lots of admiring looks from your fellow bassists! I can confirm I've received your payment of £14,000 by Western Union Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 [i]'Which bass, sir? Ahhh... You know... the bass. The one you're selling.'[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxcat Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Wot dus this meen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonestar Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 [quote name='barneyg42' post='329430' date='Nov 14 2008, 09:54 PM'] FECK![/quote] " That would be an ecumenical matter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Now then Father, would you like a cup of tea? Come on, what would you say to a nice cup of tea? ... ..... ...... [b][size=4]FECK OFF, CUP!!!![/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noisedude Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I like the way this thread makes me feel inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delberthot Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 C'mon, give the guy a break. He's clearly made a mistake Its obvious that he wants to buy my 1973 Fender Telecaster project bass [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=30679"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=30679[/url] Please send payment to: Betty Teal Behind the Hot Water Pipes Third Washroom Along Victoria Station or failing that send to: Old Pink c/o The Funny farm Chalfont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 [quote name='Delberthot' post='329533' date='Nov 15 2008, 02:57 AM']C'mon, give the guy a break. He's clearly made a mistake[/quote] [i]"If I'm not very much mistaken father, I believe we may have a member of the flock gone a-stray here." [/i] [i]"As me ol' mam said, there ain't nothin' better for a stray member than a wee drop o' lemon menthol where its needed, a quick rub down with rough towels and a nice cup of tea. G'warn father, will ye have a cup of tea...?"[/i] [i]"Certainly will Mrs Doyle but I'll pass on the lemon menthol if you don't mind, I'm sure our stray members can stand up for themselves."[/i] [i]"Oh too right father, you don't have have to tell me. Our folds have re-embraced many a stray member if I do recall."[/i] [i]"Ah, right Mrs Doyle... ...I'll confess I'm not sure if we're talkin' about the same thing any more... ...but that tea would be most welcome anyway. Then I'll call Mrs Clayton and see if young Adam has finished his game yet."[/i] [i]"and I wouldn't mind the rub, down there Mrs Doyle..." [/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machines Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I think you are all being very very silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 [quote name='Machines' post='329545' date='Nov 15 2008, 09:02 AM']I think you are all being very very silly.[/quote] [i]"G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan..."[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigmondo Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Outstanding. "It's got cocaine in it. I mean currants; silly me." Top form still, that kiwi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGit Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd like to personally thank the OP for making this slight error and causing the funniest thread I've read for weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul h Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'd like two please, both with extra cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) [quote name='paul h' post='329606' date='Nov 15 2008, 11:44 AM']I'd like two please, both with extra cheese.[/quote] 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.' Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers? Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. I'd be interested in the bass, Edited November 15, 2008 by steve-norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 [b]Crilly! What the hell are you playing at? Why is that money [i]still[/i] in your account?[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul h Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I'm interested in debase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Thank you OrangePeelNeil. Thank you thank you thank you. Without doubt, the thread of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathewsanchez Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 [size=6]Bass Guitar, talk to me![/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budget bassist Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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