funkgod Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Always have a few viagra in your leads case ready at gigs. Then if your singer is acting an ass or you have one that is just up his own arse, then simply mix in his food at half time, then in the 2nd half wait for the fun to begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 [quote name='funkgod' timestamp='1378579000' post='2202137'] Always have a few viagra in your leads case ready at gigs. Then if your singer is acting an ass or you have one that is just up his own arse, then simply mix in his food at half time, then in the 2nd half wait for the fun to begin [/quote] But listen up, kids, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodyratm Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1378593794' post='2202330'] But listen up, kids, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. [/quote] That's right kids; do this in extreme public places instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyquipment Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 [quote name='funkgod' timestamp='1378579000' post='2202137'] Always have a few viagra in your leads case ready at gigs. Then if your singer is acting an ass or you have one that is just up his own arse, then simply mix in his food at half time, then in the 2nd half wait for the fun to begin [/quote] And roofies in his pint Viagra + roofies = ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rOB Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Be nice to other bands, promoters and sound techs. People who like you are more likely to work with you again and will try harder for you when they do. Make sure the promoter knows what you're doing to promote the gig yourselves. I've gotten extra bookings based on the promo before the actual gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) [quote name='tonyquipment' timestamp='1378625142' post='2202424'] Viagra + roofies = ??? [/quote] A very, very relaxing w@nk. Edited September 8, 2013 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gelfin Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 [quote name='jezzaboy' timestamp='1378497826' post='2201276'] When the guitarist starts playing "All day and all the night" by the Kinks, don`t start playing "You really got me" also by the Kinks. Not that I have ever done this you understand..... [/quote] I've done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropzone Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sadly this was me at a gig recently.... [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOb3vqkLnxA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOb3vqkLnxA[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropzone Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Top tip don't fall off stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 [quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1378990684' post='2207420'] Sadly this was me at a gig recently.... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOb3vqkLnxA[/media] [/quote] Epic. Is this where you get your BC handle from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 [quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1378990731' post='2207423'] ....Top tip don't fall off stage.... [/quote] ....or if you do call yourself Dropzone. snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 ....and the band played on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Strings Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1378566677' post='2201925'] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHo2KKPL0mM[/media] [/quote] So 'Hardrock' they put a screen around the drum kit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Strings Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 [quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1378990684' post='2207420'] Sadly this was me at a gig recently.... [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOb3vqkLnxA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOb3vqkLnxA[/url] [/quote] And that was for the bit you weren't even playing! Great clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropzone Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Caught the back of my leg on the drum riser. Really hurt, rest of the band didn't even notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbandit599 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Don't load your gear into a pub with the lights off if the landlord has a large dog that isn't house trained...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allighatt0r Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Never put a sock in a toaster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 .... unless you've taken it off first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfisher Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 [quote name='allighatt0r' timestamp='1379022700' post='2207989'] Never put a sock in a toaster... [/quote] . . . and never put a toaster in a sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Remember there is a change in So What No matter how many songs get changed from the oringal key , resist the urge to get a 5 string if you get the chance to gig Ace of Spades, embrace it, it's a lot of fun strumming chords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='Fionn' timestamp='1378565225' post='2201897'] An old-school bristle shaving brush is the perfect tool for removing the dust and crud that gathers around the pick-ups, bridge, and under the strings on the headstock. [/quote] That is a seriously good tip. I was getting less than awesome results using an electric razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='ras52' timestamp='1379077641' post='2208441'] That is a seriously good tip. I was getting less than awesome results using an electric razor. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I was using a Bic disposable, but found the shaving gel left a residue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 That is why you must not shave with a ball point pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Rotten Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 [quote name='Norris' timestamp='1378466941' post='2200698'] Make sure you turn up at the correct venue at the right time on the right night and that you've brought your bass with you. [/quote] And the necessary mains/jack leads...we have all done it...turned up to play but forgot the mains lead to the amp etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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