3V17C Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris2112 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 I'm not sitting through four minutes of this. I guess he doesn't say anything of importance throughout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismuzz Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 This man is a legend. He made me the man I am today. Must watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray5 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Ah, bless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudewheresmybass Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 tool that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipperydick Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Aah Bratwurst, So thats what I been doin wrong. and not showing em my Cucumber of course. Oh well, y'live and learn ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doddy Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 [quote name='Chris2112' post='1363622' date='Sep 5 2011, 11:46 PM']I'm not sitting through four minutes of this. I guess he doesn't say anything of importance throughout?[/quote] You should...you'll get the importance of 'ass tight jeans'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I for one am going to follow every one of his suggestions, I'll be at the front, tongue out , spitting blood, dry humping my bass in my tight ass jeans and shoving my cucumber in 18 year old girls faces. How the helll have I survived without knowing this stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I thought he looked familiar: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Best four minutes ever. Now I too could be a u tube star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Ass tight jeans? I think he forgot that you need an ass to put in them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiatcoupe432 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 [quote name='paul_5' post='1363758' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:42 AM']Ass tight jeans? I think he forgot that you need an ass to put in them first.[/quote] i might need to take some skype lesson!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiatcoupe432 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 please next time show us your cucumber, we don't care about bass your playing!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd_david Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Wow "Dry hump the sh*t outta ya bass" Damm thats where I have been going wrong. I know what Im doing next gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassBod Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 That scared me. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 [quote name='paul_5' post='1363758' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:42 AM']Ass tight jeans? I think he forgot that you need an ass to put in them first.[/quote] and once the ass transplant is successfull it may develop its own personality and take over the rest of the body i predict the ass will demand a chin transplant too is it just me or does anybody else here think he could have put the mic through an octave pedal to beef up that whiney twang a smidgeon?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fender73 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I am complete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I think he "budded" from a growth in Derek Smalls' armpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soopercrip Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 plenty of ass in those jeans and in the t shirt holding the bass drinking from the can in fact- a complete ass... Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fettsman Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 But I play with my bass directly in front of my "ahem" cucumber. Should I buy a transparent bass or adopt a Mark King playing stance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremen Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Apologies to the 99% of us that have seen this, but the 1% needs to ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipperydick Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Never understood that metal detector. Was it a [i]heavy metal[/i] Cucumber ? Anyway, Bananas and rolled up socks look a lot more realistic. Bratworst is harder to get, but Walls Cumberland get a bit clammy during a long set...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I think ive said this before , but this guy needs his own tv show, different subject each week, would be quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) "Never understood that metal detector. Was it a heavy metal Cucumber ?" - In the demo version of the film [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM[/url] (about 9 min) it's a load of small change in a hadnkerchief. For some reason it became a foil wrapped cucumber in the full film. There are a few other details that make more sense once you've seen the demo. There is also a deleted scene where a roadie is seen wrapping said cucumber. I am a total Spinal Tap nerd. Edited September 6, 2011 by Dom in Somerset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 [quote name='cd_david' post='1363772' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:56 AM']Wow "Dry hump the sh*t outta ya bass" Damm thats where I have been going wrong. I know what Im doing next gig.[/quote] Sounds like a recipe for bucklerash if ever I heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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