KingBollock Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1373648225' post='2140245'] Some people read my explanatory post, some didn't. I'm tired of having to keep explaining that it was ironic, I thought we specialised in irony here in the UK. After all, I keep hearing British people saying Americans don't 'get' irony, seems we don't either, most people probably think it means having a sh*t and finding the toilet paper's run out. [/quote] Don't go giving Alanis Morissette ideas for another bloomin' song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='KingBollock' timestamp='1373648437' post='2140247'] Don't go giving Alanis Morissette ideas for another bloomin' song! [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbass4k Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1373645682' post='2140178'] I'm not interested in your rants or protestations mate. I've just blocked you from my content. Say what you like to everyone else. [/quote] Is this the internet equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalala I'm not listening!"? I fail to see what this deliberate embrace of ignorance accomplishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 All this just goes to show that women are big trouble . ( Just kidding ladies . I wouldn't have sex with anything else ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1373650074' post='2140268'] All this just goes to show that women are big trouble . ( Just kidding ladies . I wouldn't have sex with [b]anything[/b] else ) [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 It's hot, isn't it? ...I'm typing this whilst wearing one of the current mrs discreet's dresses. Very cool and liberating! Hey, I've just thought - d'you think there might be any YouTube videos of a man wearing a dress and playing the bass guitar? Just wondering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbass4k Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1373654728' post='2140327'] It's hot, isn't it? ...I'm typing this whilst wearing one of the current mrs discreet's dresses. Very cool and liberating! Hey, I've just thought - d'you think there might be any YouTube videos of a man wearing a dress and playing the bass guitar? Just wondering... [/quote] I seriously doubt there's a market for that, I mean what next, a flamboyant drummer who looks like he's turned up to the wrong gig? People aren't [i]that[/i] easily amused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='bobbass4k' timestamp='1373655102' post='2140333'] I seriously doubt there's a market for that...[/quote] Hang on a tick; I'm almost sure I've seen something similar. Now, where was it..? BBC News..? Twitter..? Google..? I'll be back; can't be that hard to find... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 How did life get so complicated ? All Dark Lord wanted to do was perv over a couple of Indie chicks , and I wanted to help him . I only mentioned about checking whether the drummer had in fact started life as a man because I don't want anyone else to go through what me and my family have been through since my fling with Fatima Whitbread . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
operative451 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Oh right, now fatima whitbread jokes. Really? Not cool at all. Tell ya what, that duff mckagen looks a right goer don't he? I'd prune his shrubbery, know what I mean? 'cept I don't want to catch something, and those leather kecks? Bit stinky down there, i bet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 This one is going to run and run ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteb Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 When political correctness goes wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Aren't people mostly agreeing with each other in this thread? So why is everyone arguing with people they seem to agree with.? It's all gone a bit weird. Maybe I need another glass of Pinot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 You don't get this sort of trouble with cat threads. We could start a cat thread? How exactly do you get a worming tablet into a cat anyway? My arms are ripped to ribbons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='Dandelion' timestamp='1373666702' post='2140511'] How exactly do you get a worming tablet into a cat anyway? [/quote] Depending on pill size, I would usually put it in their food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonBassAlpha Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [quote name='skankdelvar' timestamp='1373667103' post='2140519'] [/quote]legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 [quote name='bobbass4k' timestamp='1373655102' post='2140333']People aren't [i]that[/i] easily amused...[/quote] [i]Oh [/i]yes they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdown Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 This thread is a great read, it's really getting out there. It's only about twelve bars from Mars.... [size=4] [/size] Garry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 [quote name='Dandelion' timestamp='1373666702' post='2140511'] You don't get this sort of trouble with cat threads. [/quote] You'd be surprised! I used to belong to a Cat Forum, and I can tell you Bass Players are pussy cats in comparison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1373713701' post='2140846']I used to belong to a Cat Forum...[/quote] What a chequered past you have, Shell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Seeing as this thread has become tenuous , to say the least, I happened upon this little gadget the other day : I'm not sure whether this would appeal to cat lovers or not . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBollock Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 That reminds me of a cigarette dispenser we had in the guitar shop I worked in when I was a kid. It didn't actually work, though, it just crushed them because they never fell into the correct position properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Mmmmm ... twelve Mars bars!!! ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 [quote name='KingBollock' timestamp='1373728384' post='2141034'] [cig ass pic] [/quote] You'll need a lighter too: [URL=http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/basstractor1/media/Horselighterbrassblack1_zps11ed7eda.jpg.html][IMG]http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/basstractor1/Horselighterbrassblack1_zps11ed7eda.jpg[/IMG][/URL] b, b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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