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I just called the paranoia hotline.
A guy answered "how the hell did you get this number‽".
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Computer: choose a password
Me: hi-hat
Computer: password can not contain symbols
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Here's another link to the same story.
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If I had a flag, today it would be flown at half-mast...
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Well flap me sideways, I've done it again. How nice. 3 times in the last 4 days.
🍾🎉🎊
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Profile pic changed, in line with Basschat Secret Santa tradition
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Most people are quite shocked I'm not a qualified electrician.
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I went to the Doctor's because I keep painting myself gold.
He said not to worry, I just have a gilt complex.
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Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check but the mirror wasn't working.
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Why is that book so thick?
It's a long story...
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Wondering what happened to my old 6 string Shuker? Sold it on here (or previous incarnation) over 10 years ago, but it's not in my Feedback...
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I'm just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there is a Turd in Saturday...
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I'm starting a flight company exclusively for bald people.
It's called Receding Airlines.
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Ooh, I won the day. Yay me!
Do I win £5?
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After seeing their energy bills rise, my local Chinese restaurant has been trying to save money.
They say they can't turn all the lights off, but they do dim some.
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BREAKING NEWS: Medics have rushed into the I’m a Celeb camp after Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion. The venomous, creepy creature known for causing pain and death is said to be moaning about his sore finger.
No update on the health of the scorpion though...
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My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and then burn them".
Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
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The inventor of velcro recently died. RIP.
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I thought about having a Bucks Fizz this Boxing Day morn, but I'm having trouble making my mind up...
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Just found out that a dentist near me has been arrested for selling drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I had been going to him for over 10 years. Never knew he was a dentist.
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory, just think what alcohol can do.