budget bassist Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 "and this here is called a humbugger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky L Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='wateroftyne' post='720512' date='Jan 21 2010, 08:43 PM'][/quote] "Teach ya more? Well sure! This here young man, is what we call 'a string' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='leschirons' post='720642' date='Jan 21 2010, 10:55 PM']"And as you can see, the natural wood compliments the colour of your Roger Moore safari suit"[/quote] I have roared with laughter out loud in the office and now I'm going to have to explain. I'm crying. I have visions of Barbara Bach in the desert and a Sherpa van billowing steam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 "...and just there, you can see the stain where somebody mistook it for a toilet seat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='yorks5stringer' post='720657' date='Jan 21 2010, 11:14 PM']I'm just wondering why he needed 5 pens.....![/quote] FFS the man invented, amongst other things, the Precision, Jazz, Stingray, Telecaster and Stratocaster! I'm sure he had a damn good reason for needing that many. And how do you know that they are[i] all [/i] pens? There could be a 0.5mm propelling pencil, a 0.7mm propelling pencil, a pen torch, one of those novelty sliding bikini pens where the bikini slides away to reveal a naked lady and a pen-style terminal screwdriver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 'And, Doc, when you have filled up your shirt pocket you can put all those detachable knobs in your back pants pocket like this' I am going to tell everyone I know that I frequent the same internet space as one of Leo Fender's buddies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dandelion Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Listen boy, I`m kinda busy. Can`t you learn to pluck your own strings?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumnote Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Whadya mean pre ernie ball who he?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='Huwberry' post='720663' date='Jan 21 2010, 11:22 PM']'See that coil there? Quieter output than the rest. No particular reason why. Sometimes I just feel like f***ing with people.'[/quote] That's the winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burrito Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I like his belt. Genuinely :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakenewmanbass Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 "Why are the wires so fat Mr Fender?" "Well see here nah boy, thayse insumensts ahh stricleh fow stupid peepuh to play" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I've been laughing so much through this thread I can't think of a caption. Keep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosebass Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [size=3]Lets go throught this again ! .......E , A , [/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguyhomer Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Leo: "I'd file down the tuning pegs and lower the pick ups and the bridge as far as you can. Then I'd cover the neck with Vaseline" BCer "Why - will that make it sound better?" Leo; "No but it will make it easier to shove that Korean copy up your ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SS73 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='wateroftyne' post='720512' date='Jan 21 2010, 08:43 PM']This has been posted on here before, but I think it deserves it's own thread. One of these chaps is a font of knowledge on all things Fender. The other is called Leo. Oh, aye.. forgot to mention that one of them is one of BC's own. [/quote] '' Hang on, I'm sure I had a pen back here '' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='wateroftyne' post='720512' date='Jan 21 2010, 08:43 PM']This has been posted on here before, but I think it deserves it's own thread. One of these chaps is a font of knowledge on all things Fender. The other is called Leo. Oh, aye.. forgot to mention that one of them is one of BC's own. [/quote] " son, if you're gonna make in this game, you're gonna have to get some pens in those pockets of yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGit Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='Dandelion' post='720851' date='Jan 22 2010, 09:42 AM'][/quote] ha ha Best description of a sunburst finish ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigster Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='wateroftyne' post='720512' date='Jan 21 2010, 08:43 PM']This has been posted on here before, but I think it deserves it's own thread. One of these chaps is a font of knowledge on all things Fender. The other is called Leo. Oh, aye.. forgot to mention that one of them is one of BC's own. [/quote] FS/FT Pre-Ernie Ball MM, natural finish, 2eq, OHSC - everything all in for those pens, that belt, and those PANTS, I just gotta have those PANTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGit Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 "Listen limey, I have my hand on my gun so if you don't take you hand out of my pants pocket I'll introduce you to Mr Colt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 [quote name='wateroftyne' post='720512' date='Jan 21 2010, 08:43 PM']This has been posted on here before, but I think it deserves it's own thread. One of these chaps is a font of knowledge on all things Fender. The other is called Leo. Oh, aye.. forgot to mention that one of them is one of BC's own. [/quote] "And if need be, You can just about fit another pen behind this here pickup.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneyg42 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 LF "Hey sonny, what do ya think of ma new bass design? " BD "Not bad, but I don't think it will catch on! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earbrass Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Of, course, this is just the prototype; the production model will have seven strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clauster Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 BD: All I'm saying is, it'd be better if you added another string, perhaps a low B LF: For crying out loud boy! I invented the bass guitar! Now lets count those strings again 1.... 2.... 3..... 4....... See the answer is 4! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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