TeresaFR Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Spurred on by an e-mail from Scott's Bass Lessons announcing "The Future of SBL" and that left me thinking how strange or funny that could be made. So here we are. I hope this thread is in the right place though. Anyway, here goes: "The future of SBL will be to forge the SBL membership into an armed militia ready to bring down any government we want! One's rank within said militia will be based entirely on how much you can slap and how groove you have. So say we all - Field Marshall Scott Devine and General Ian M. Allison." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Humble Private TheGreek agrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nige1968 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Scott's Banjo Lessons? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeresaFR Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 54 minutes ago, TheGreek said: Humble Private TheGreek agrees. I've not even joined, only thought about it briefly but decided against it, so I'm gonna be a civilian hiding from being forced to own a P bass. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeresaFR Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 31 minutes ago, nige1968 said: Scott's Banjo Lessons? That would certainly be a surprise re-direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meterman Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 “Scott’s Big Lasagnas” Massive multi-layered pasta dishes to be eaten whilst wearing gloves.As long as I don’t have to listen to slap bass while I’m eating I’m already interested 😛 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Spotty Bums Lowered. An in depth study into the toilet habits of those with acne riddled behinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Dare Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 I think we're onto something. Diversification is the name of the game if you want world dominance. How about Scott's Car Repairs, or Scott's Open Heart Surgery? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFRC Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 "The future of SBL will be on a pay per view website and for your enjoyment I will be wearing nothing other than one glove" 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 1 minute ago, LukeFRC said: "The future of SBL will be on a pay per view website and for your enjoyment I will be wearing nothing other than one glove" Pass the mind bleach, please! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFRC Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, ezbass said: Pass the mind bleach, please! I'm sure he'll start off with the wooly hat on too Edited July 26, 2023 by LukeFRC I forgot the end of the sentence 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len_derby Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Scott’s Baldness Lessons. Where he weans people off the ridiculous habit of wearing hats indoors. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 I prefer Spock's Bass Lessons. Logically. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbandit599 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 (edited) Scott's Bass Lessons - during which he educates fish. Scots Bass Lessons - same format as usual but wearing a kilt. Edited July 26, 2023 by redbandit599 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiliwailer Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 The Saudis expand from football and move into YouTube and music. Scott moves to the desert, earns £800k a week, and performs in traditional Saudi attire while bathed in luxury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nige1968 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 More frequent marketing emails. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Scott's Body Lotion - a new product to give you that fresh-off-stage drenched with sweat aroma that all the girls/boys* love. Applicator glove optional. *Delete according to preference 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayman Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Without pissing on the fun chips…. I’m sick to death of SBL, and the Scott and Ian bromance. How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiliwailer Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 18 minutes ago, Rayman said: How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taunton-hobbit Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 this thread is surely a refugee from DOI in the 'other' place ? 😎 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 21 minutes ago, taunton-hobbit said: this thread is surely a refugee from DOI in the 'other' place ? 😎 Talkbass has got a DOI thread? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Rayman said: How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation. Sub Zero seems to manage it every other word. Thus far, I think he's avoided using it to customers of the bank for which he handles calls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowf Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 11 hours ago, nige1968 said: More frequent marketing emails. Wrong answers only please. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeresaFR Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 11 hours ago, Chiliwailer said: The Saudis expand from football and move into YouTube and music. Scott moves to the desert, earns £800k a week, and performs in traditional Saudi attire while bathed in luxury. Promptly buys 100 new and rare basses, all costing at least £7000 each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeresaFR Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Rayman said: Without pissing on the fun chips…. I’m sick to death of SBL, and the Scott and Ian bromance. How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation. Scott's Bromance Lessons - First episode featuring Mark King and entitled "Lessons in Love", there's lots of slapping but it's not bass lessons, if you know what I mean. First 12 hours, they've gone viral and made millions, but spent thousands on salve and lube. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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