Beedster Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 The Fender Precision 2050 Reissue series: Our Custom Shop, left to their own devices due to everything being done by CNC, developed a time machine, and went 27 years into the future only to discover that the basses we'll be making then are, yes you guessed it, exactly the same as those we're making now albeit with more and more desperate series names. So, we proudly present the Fender 2050 Reissue Precision, which was itself a reissue of our 2023 Precision, albeit at a 1000% markup that we have of course had to pass on to you, our devoted customers' The Fender 2050 Reissue Precision Series 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, Beedster said: eBay misspellings provide some interesting Fender model names, the Fender Percission, Percussion, and Prescription Basses being all time favourites (although the last has some medical merit of course) Hmm. I wonder if I could go to the doc and blag getting a bass on prescription... Honest doctor, it'll have to be a rickenbacker or my tourette's will come straight back again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Fender "Insta" Series - an exclusive run of basses with a camera in the headstock which points back at your head and livestreams your playing to all your social channels. Our filters will ensure your bass-face is always an ace-face! Never allow your followers miss a note of your playing again. Edited March 28, 2023 by Doctor J 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbandit599 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Fender Permission Bass - carefully crafted to look exactly like all our other basses so you don't have to worry about sneaking another one in..... PS - But really, if you have to do this, have a word with yourself 😁 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 28 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said: Hmm. I wonder if I could go to the doc and blag getting a bass on prescription... Honest doctor, it'll have to be a rickenbacker or my tourette's will come straight back again... After some 'vibrational medicine' are we Sir......? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 28 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said: Hmm. I wonder if I could go to the doc and blag getting a bass on prescription... Honest doctor, it'll have to be a rickenbacker or my tourette's will come straight back again... I wonder if a Sadowsky is a cure for depression. Worth a try either way... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, asingardenof said: I wonder if a Sadowsky is a cure for depression. Worth a try either way... Sad offsky, nice 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Beedster said: After some 'vibrational medicine' are we Sir......? Vibrational medicine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Announcing the new “Fender Bender” model range - For the ultimate in that road-worn look, your instrument is lovingly and authentically run over in the Fender Custom shop car park, using an original ‘57 Chevrolet once owned by Elvis himself 😎 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Is your Geddy not ready? Is your Jaco all whacko? Does your Joe Dart sound like a slow fart? Put Jamerson to shamerson with the Fender Youtuber Deluxe Series - add lovers to your covers with Fender's patented Infinitune real-time pitch and time correction software so your covers always sound good, even if you're playing "Bad". 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, asingardenof said: Vibrational medicine? He's never using a bass... Surely..? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said: He's never using a bass... Surely..? It was a bit before Leo was born so must have been some form of lute possibly? (This is a screencap from the film Hysteria, which is, well, hysterical, if you haven't seen it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Just now, asingardenof said: It was a bit before Leo was born so must have been some form of lute possibly? (This is a screencap from the film Hysteria, which is, well, hysterical, if you haven't seen it) I shall most certainly check it out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr4stringz Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Gibson Mor Jeff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbandit599 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Hofner Bootle Bass - a subtle variation on the original Mersey sound.. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meterman Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 There ought to be a Fender Sharpie Series where every bass has a poorly cut Tele-ish headstock and the name and model scrawled on it in marker pen by a chimpanzee. Oh, hang on, just checked eBay and it already exists. Damn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thodrik Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Well, we have had Professional, Performer and Player basses from Fender. What we need now is: Fender Session: A new chambered ash body designed to give a lightweight and resonant bass, perfect for long SESSIONS where playability and comfort are required; and Fender Sustain: A environmentally conscious design where all metals and plastics on the instrument are made from recycled materials and a body made from recycled composite wood and a gig bag made entirely from organic hemp. Made in Mexico from parts shipped from China by diesel fuelled container ships. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 The Fender Reassignment Series, we take a Jazz and turn it into a Precision, or vice versa 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 3 string Fender MDP anyone? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilorius Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Fender voult - Fallout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyJ Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 5 hours ago, asingardenof said: The Sadowsky I'm Getting Old So Need To Ensure My Name Lives On After My Death Line series The Sadowsky Covid Put A Big Dent In My Sales So I'll Outsource My Cheapest Range To China And Suspend My Principles To Sell Units Express series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Fender Backhander... Comes with 100 quid in grubby notes hidden in the case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Imprecision Bass - fretless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, meterman said: There ought to be a Fender Sharpie Series where every bass has a poorly cut Tele-ish headstock and the name and model scrawled on it in marker pen by a chimpanzee. Oh, hang on, just checked eBay and it already exists. Damn. Fender Telecaster: Fender Radiocaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Bumper Precision Bumper Jazz Bumper Telecaster Etc. For Fender's sold in the UK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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