leschirons Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Does anyone on B.C know who did actually shoot the deputy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I suspect it was Sheriff John Brown, who was going to frame Bob, but it went wrong. How many roads must a man walk down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 ..or who put the bump in the bump-she-bump-she bump.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmccombe7 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Layla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) It wasn’t me. Edited March 19, 2019 by wateroftyne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) Colonel Mustard with the revolver in the library. True story. Edited March 19, 2019 by skankdelvar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 The poor deputy in question was first responder on the scene after Joe shot his woman down. It turned out that the deputy was the man that Mrs Joe had been "messin 'round" with. Joe later turned the weapon on himself. Very sad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, Vinny said: Joe later turned the weapon on himself. Very sad. But apparently missed, as I spotted him "down Mexico way" a few days later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 48 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: Colonel Mustard with the revolver in the library. True story. 53 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: Colonel Mustard with the revolver in the library. True story. I put it you, that you indeed do possess a box containing this very game, secreted in a cupboard under your stairs, and don't even attempt to deny it by spinning the old "bungalow" story. We've heard that one too often. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 hours ago, leschirons said: I put it you, that you indeed do possess a box containing this very game, secreted in a cupboard under your stairs, and don't even attempt to deny it by spinning the old "bungalow" story. We've heard that one too often. I have a Cluedo board game and I am currently living in a bungalow. My 18 year-old self would never have envisaged such an outcome. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 4000 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, skankdelvar said: I have a Cluedo board game and I am currently living in a bungalow. My 18 year-old self would never have envisaged such an outcome. It's not so bad... think of it this way - many of the baddies in Sean Connery as Bond films lived in bungalows (or at least, cool & retro split level pads). Like the bad guy in Dr No, for instance. I can't remember his name, but he wears a black glove and dresses a bit like Chairman Mao. Or rather, he did in 1962 or whatever. 👍 Edited March 20, 2019 by Ricky 4000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leschirons Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said: It's not so bad... think of it this way - many of the baddies in Sean Connery as Bond films lived in bungalows (or at least, cool & retro split level pads). Like the bad guy in Dr No, for instance. I can't remember his name, but he wears a black glove and dresses a bit like Chairman Mao. Or rather, he did in 1962 or whatever. 👍 His name was, Dr Julius No and whilst he carried out most of his world domination work from his fortified stronghold in the Caribbean, his actual home address was 27, Tenby Avenue, Walthamstow, London E17 which coincidentally, is also on a bungalow estate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said: It's not so bad... think of it this way - many of the baddies in Sean Connery as Bond films lived in bungalows (or at least, cool & retro split level pads). Like the bad guy in Dr No, for instance. I can't remember his name, but he wears a black glove and dresses a bit like Chairman Mao. Or rather, he did in 1962 or whatever. 👍 I'm a little confused. Are you suggesting that the stalwart of BC, known to us as Skankdelvar is in fact Dr No, eponymous villain of the Bond film? You're implying that the good (sorry, evil) Doctor has given up his bad works and retired to the South Coast? Wow. OK, Skank - I guess this is your chance to tell the story from your perspective. Do you still have the stronghold? Or was that sold off when you downsized to the bungalow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Ricky 4000 said: Like the bad guy in Dr No, for instance. I can't remember his name, but he wears a black glove and dresses a bit like Chairman Mao. I mis-read this and added in a comma which completely changed the meaning and the resulting mental picture: " he wears a black glove and dresses, a bit like Chairman Mao." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Richard R said: I mis-read this and added in a comma which completely changed the meaning and the resulting mental picture: " he wears a black glove and dresses, a bit like Chairman Mao." I have no little reactions things available so... Hahahaha ROFLPML! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 39 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: I have no little reactions things available so... Hahahaha ROFLPML! Be warned Mr Skinnyman, additional sanctions will be applied, if you keep on using your quota of "little reaction things". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, gary mac said: Be warned Mr Skinnyman, additional sanctions will be applied, if you keep on using your quota of "little reaction things". Is it my fault that I’m such a generous soul? I think Teebs and I deserve a bigger allocation so that we can continue to spread the joy..... 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Skinnyman said: I'm a little confused. Are you suggesting that the stalwart of BC, known to us as Skankdelvar is in fact Dr No, eponymous villain of the Bond film? You're implying that the good (sorry, evil) Doctor has given up his bad works and retired to the South Coast? Wow. That seems dubious, as Dr No evidently didn't possess Cluedo. If he had, in true supervillain fashion, he would have insisted on a game with Bond before sending him through the tunnel of nastiness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, tauzero said: That seems dubious, as Dr No evidently didn't possess Cluedo. If he had, in true supervillain fashion, he would have insisted on a game with Bond before sending him through the tunnel of nastiness. You make a good point - but it’s entirely possible that Cluedo is a recent hobby, taken up by Skank/Dr No when he retired to the South Coast. Let’s face it, he’d need something to fill the empty hours now that the whole super-villain thing has finished. So he retires to the bungalow, takes up the bass as a hobby and enjoys a nice game of Cluedo every Wednesday night with Mrs SD/No and the Pargeters, George, a retired Colonel of the Yeomanry and his wife, Dotty. Edited March 20, 2019 by Skinnyman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 13 hours ago, leschirons said: Does anyone on B.C know who did actually shoot the deputy? PIRATES! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, gary mac said: Be warned Mr Skinnyman, additional sanctions will be applied, if you keep on using your quota of "little reaction things". Thats right! Good on yer! SM is TERRIBLE for it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Skinnyman said: Is it his fault that he's such a generous soul? I think Teebs deserves a bigger allocation so that he can continue to spread the joy..... 😁 Well said, that person! Edited March 20, 2019 by Teebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Teebs said: Well said, that person! Hmmmm. A little judicious rewriting of history there, M. Teebs. Naughty Teebs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Skinnyman said: Hmmmm. An accurate writing of history there, M. Teebs. Good Teebs. 👌 I would 'react' to this, but my computer is broken & won't let me Edited March 20, 2019 by Teebs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 4000 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 4 hours ago, tauzero said: That seems dubious, as Dr No evidently didn't possess Cluedo. If he had, in true supervillain fashion, he would have insisted on a game with Bond before sending him through the tunnel of nastiness. That's the nickname Dr No gave to Ursula Andress. He was so truly despicable. 😬 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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