discreet Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Oo-er, that headstock looks like a crocodile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 49 minutes ago, fleabag said: After accidently getting lobbed down the station stairs, i found the ultimate 24 string ironing board. I hope this person is no friend of anyone's. I think I spoke to him on blackberry messenger once, I'm hugely offended on his behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted March 28, 2018 Author Share Posted March 28, 2018 Jeeez. I've been arrested - again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Nobody is taking the urine with pianos, violins, saxophones, etc. Why this? You see less of them, so they don't fit in your peanut world view,so it's ok to bash 'em. It's just bullying isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectoremg Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 9 hours ago, ambient said: I was always taught if you haven’t anything nice to say, don’t say it 😊. Can I join you in the land where tenners grow on trees and the rivers run with Belgian beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectoremg Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Not enough strings for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectoremg Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 7 hours ago, Dad3353 said: A '50s drumkit... A more modern kit, with extended range... Daft..? Not with Terry Bozzio behind 'em it ain't..! Is he sponsored by anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawelG Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Not good for ironing this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawelG Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, spectoremg said: Not enough strings for me... I recall this being on eBay for a ridiculous price. How to take it seriously? You can’t. Edited March 28, 2018 by PawelG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectoremg Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 28 minutes ago, EssentialTension said: Yep, Chris Cardone ... Clearly a very 'tache heavy event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 minute ago, spectoremg said: Clearly a very 'tache heavy event. Not to mention the hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bolo said: Nobody is taking the urine with pianos, violins, saxophones, etc. Why this? You see less of them, so they don't fit in your peanut world view,so it's ok to bash 'em. It's just bullying isn't it? My pianus was violated by a sexaphone once... I had a 13 string bass a while ago (a Jon Letts build), took the pee out of myself everyday for it. Still got the jars of urine to prove it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted March 28, 2018 Author Share Posted March 28, 2018 I'l be starting on senseless violins next, or maybe gratutitous sax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, PawelG said: Not good for ironing this one. Is he very tall or is he on a step ladder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingPrawn Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Just now, fleabag said: I'l be starting on senseless violins next, or maybe gratutitous sax Leave Sparks out of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 14 minutes ago, PawelG said: Not good for ironing this one. Average size instrument, the player was a borrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, fleabag said: I'l be starting on senseless violins next, or maybe gratutitous sax Gratuitous sax is OK if it's consensual. Otherwise just read a few jazz mags. Edited March 28, 2018 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Lully bants chaps... just lully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted March 28, 2018 Author Share Posted March 28, 2018 39 minutes ago, discreet said: Gratuitous sax is OK if it's consensual. Otherwise just read a few jazz mags. I can't get my head round jazz. Matron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus Lukin Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) - Edited March 1, 2022 by Jus Lukin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 13 hours ago, fleabag said: After accidently getting lobbed down the station stairs, i found the ultimate 24 string ironing board. I hope this person is no friend of anyone's. 12 hours ago, EssentialTension said: Yep, Chris Cardone ... I could accept this image if it wasn't for the 'stache. That's an excessive number of whiskers so it can not be considered to be a proper moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 12 hours ago, spectoremg said: Not enough strings for me... I want to see this on an ironing board! It just looks daft on a Black and Decker Workmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 12 hours ago, PawelG said: Not good for ironing this one. No. There's not enough strings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 12 hours ago, discreet said: Gratuitous sax is OK if it's consensual. Otherwise just read a few jazz mags. If you are a trombonist I'd advise you to open the window first. That or have a glazier handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I've gone the other way and now specialise in miniature 17" scale basses. Your previous observation about the inverse relationship between one's instrument scale and manhood may well be correct after all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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