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[quote name='scrumpymike' timestamp='1502920121' post='3354453']
Your cajon/champion rhyme is much appreciated.
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Hmm... <_<

When composing a post for this topic
T'would be best to become philanthropic
One could take greater pains
Just by using one's brains
Unless they are too microscopic

:P

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[quote name='bazztard' timestamp='1502941606' post='3354516']
very clever

we jammed with acoustics and a cajon last night, no buggery at all :)
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[quote name='SICbass' timestamp='1502944513' post='3354520']
Oh come onnnnnn, not even a little?
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[quote name='scrumpymike' timestamp='1502959715' post='3354610']
Not possible while you're playing the cajon (I know, I've tried :blush: ).
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As Rupert Bear would say with glee
It should be said with poetry

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[quote name='scrumpymike' timestamp='1502960204' post='3354620']
Happy Jack's a Basschatter-cum-poet
(as we all may be but just don't know it)
Any more want to try -
make us laugh, make us cry?
You can stick with the bass if you blow it.

(I'll get me coat.)
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That, sir, just goes to show
That making rhyme's the way to go

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Do you gig with your pre CBS?
No, you don't, I would hazard a guess
You'll leave it behind
Even though you're inclined
In your playing, to slowly regress

Noob question! 3rd's 5th's 7th's 10th's?
Just ignore them, but play to your strengths
You'll be at your ease
Without this Chinese
Unless you go to great lengths

Does anything sell on Basschat?
Pretty much, at the drop of a hat
It flies from the shelves
Excepting the Elves
That TE still have to work at

To J Bass or not to J bass!
This is neither the time nor the place
Get the playing just right
And, with luck, you might
Find your present guitar is just ace

Simple but perfectly formed
To this subject my heart has been warmed
It's not merely a whim
I'll go out on a limb
In suggesting that I've been brainstormed

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I once purchased a copy of a Ricky,
Whose neck it transpired was quite sticky,
It had oodles of charm,
But it dug in my arm,
I'm not sure why I bought that fake Ricky.

I guess you could call me too picky,
But I fell out of love with that Ricky,
I thought to be bold,
I should get that thing sold,
But to shift it turned out rather tricky.

I'd quite like to purchase a real one,
I even pop in shops just to feel one,
But thanks to John Hall,
I can't sell mine at all,
And the only choice left is to steal one.

Don't worry I don't condone theft,
But there aren't many avenues left,
Whilst travelling home,
I bought a Sousaphone,
At least it's got plenty of heft.

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[quote name='Cato' timestamp='1503013425' post='3355125']
Does anyone know the rest of that limerick?

I've only ever heard the first line.
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Actually, it's quite neat...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

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[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1503013785' post='3355128']


Actually, it's quite neat...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
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I'm strangely disappointed.

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[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1503013785' post='3355128']
Actually, it's quite neat...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
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He followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl and the bucket.
He said to the man
"You're welcome to Nan",
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

The pair followed Paw to Manhasset
Where he kept all the cash as an asset
Then Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

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[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1503040726' post='3355194']
Winner :-)
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The only possible winner is Edmund Lear.

There was an old man of St. Bees
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt,
He replied "no it doesn't,
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."

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