dannybuoy Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 (edited) You're not just in, you're the new chairman. Edited March 12, 2013 by dannybuoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimryan Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Pink Burberry Queen baseball cap + I watch jezza Kyle twice a week? Am I in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 [quote name='Cameronj279' timestamp='1363127294' post='2009081'] I own a pair of nike trousers which on occasion I have been known to wear. I justify them with the 'they're incredibly comfortable' argument, which in fairness they are incredibly comfy. [/quote] Is it the ones with the press stud fastening sides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dave Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 No tatts - won't drink from cans - wouldn't go to a BBQ if you paid me - won't wear joggers outside - never worn a baseball cap - won't buy pizza - TV less than 40" - won't eat a pasty in the street - no jewellry ever .......... I'm duly reporting all you scummers to the DWP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimryan Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 [quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1363130727' post='2009139'] I'm duly reporting all you scummers to the DWP. [/quote] We've been rumbled!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yepmop Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 I'm no Scummer I live on the right side of 'Ampshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimryan Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 [quote name='yepmop' timestamp='1363130988' post='2009142'] I'm no Scummer I live on the right side of 'Ampshire [/quote] good point, me too. Also yepmop, if you're free saturday night, I'm gigging in havant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yepmop Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 [quote name='Jimryan' timestamp='1363131137' post='2009144'] if you're free saturday night, I'm gigging in havant. [/quote] Where a bouts? depends if I can get a baby sitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimryan Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Playing "The Old House At Home"? I know the milton one but not the havant one. Should be a good night though, funk/sould/disco/motown covers act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronj279 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1363130458' post='2009136'] Is it the ones with the press stud fastening sides? [/quote] Nope, ones made from what I can only guess is some form of plastic. I feel them melting to me if I get above 10 Degrees celsius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icastle Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='yepmop' timestamp='1363130988' post='2009142'] I'm no Scummer I live on the right side of 'Ampshire [/quote] There's two sides to 'Ampshire. There's the rough side where they sleep in their vests and the posh side where they get out of the bath to have a wee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='Cameronj279' timestamp='1363131782' post='2009156'] Nope, ones made from what I can only guess is some form of plastic. I feel them melting to me if I get above 10 Degrees celsius. [/quote] Polyester nylon mix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skej21 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I'm only in a covers band for the half-time bingo... Do I qualify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronj279 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1363153657' post='2009254'] Polyester nylon mix? [/quote] That's the one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dave Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='yepmop' timestamp='1363130988' post='2009142'] I'm no Scummer I live on the right side of 'Ampshire [/quote] I've seen the sort of amoeba that frequents Copnor and North End - and the capital 'A' after an apostrophe is a bit of an own goal , so if you're gonna make a statement like that - prove it. 1) How big's your telly and did you get it from Brighthouse ? 2) When you sign on do you leave a can of Ace lager on the wall outside til you've done? 3) Is your dog called Tyson ? 4) Do you think 'Shamless' airs on the Discovery Channel 5) When ram raiding the local offy - are you so thick that you used your own car? 6) Are your sister's children called 'Bobba' , 'Dobba' , 'Wayne' , 'Shazza' , 'Mohamed ' , ' Leroy' , Jadwiga' and 'Abajomi ' - and does she only know who 5 of the fathers are ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='lojo' timestamp='1363117142' post='2008851'] Theres no fixed rules for membership, just state what qualifies you or excludes you I'm in based on playing a Fender Precision in a Covers Band, and shameless with it. [/quote] call yourself a chav ? with a fender ? not sure how many of those ive seen in cash converters lately as jarvis cocker once said .... 'i dont see anyone else smiling' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddatom Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 oh god, I think I might be the equivalent of a basschat hipster?? Obscure 6 string bass, 20+ pedals, all through cheap old peavey amps. Over playing on pretentious original instrumental music, but without the skill to back up my pretentions. I own a soldering iron but would never dare modify my bass. And to top it all off I hate watching covers bands!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mentalextra Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='cheddatom' timestamp='1363166640' post='2009365'] oh god, I think I might be the equivalent of a basschat hipster?? Obscure 6 string bass, 20+ pedals, all through cheap old peavey amps. Over playing on pretentious original instrumental music, but without the skill to back up my pretentions. I own a soldering iron but would never dare modify my bass. And to top it all off I hate watching covers bands!!! [/quote] More than 5 strings, you're in mate! Just buy one of those cheap t shirts from china with Armani written on it to complete the ensemble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='lee4' timestamp='1363117793' post='2008879'] Thats not ankle jewellery,it's a tag!Do you have an ASBO(Awful Sounding Bass Order)? [/quote] Oh yes, I've definitely got one of those! I'm not allowed to play me bass in a built up area or in front of children or people of a nervous dispostion. Or those with any musical discernment at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamPodmore Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Basschav club?! I play a Fender P in a mostly covers band, and i wear Primark T shirts! Do i qualify? Liam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JellyKnees Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I have to move to a different carriage on the train if someone gets on with a meal from burger king/mcdonalds...guess that counts me out then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Stu Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='JellyKnees' timestamp='1363190485' post='2009481'] I have to move to a different carriage on the train if someone gets on with a meal from burger king/mcdonalds...guess that counts me out then? [/quote] Possibly not, that's a hell of an allergy to have, and all chavs are prone to allergies and syndromes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTUK Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I couldn't qualify even if I wanted to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JellyKnees Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='Big_Stu' timestamp='1363190746' post='2009485'] Possibly not, that's a hell of an allergy to have, and all chavs are prone to allergies and syndromes. [/quote] Less an allergy, more a desire not to chunder copiously over my fellow travellers. Although I do suffer with hayfever...damn, maybe I'm a contender after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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