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Becky Baldwin. Rising star in metal, tours incessantly with Fury and Hands Off Gretel, and is currently depping with Mercyful Fate on their US tour. https://www.beckybaldwinbass.com/

Indecipherable lyrics? Might as well stop the thread now. Rasta Ozzy, from up de hill, decide fi check pon him grocery bill And when him add up de things him need, di dooney done weh him save fi buy lickle weed Him hand pon him jaw, Lord, red in eye and just mediate "This time is so hard Lord, I man a think 'bout emigrate I make up mi mind Lord, I might as well go gainst I man faith So I forward a market, I sight de butcher boy by de gate" (You want goat?) No I might a kill I queen (Try beef nuh?) I no check fi no grass weh green (What about fowl?) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Mi have fish?) Got children out of that range (How about de steak?) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Try de tripe nuh?) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Alright what about de pork?) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there Then de butcher pull up a stool, begin fi question Ozzy how him so fool What kind of something cook in a pot? From him born him never did hear about that Well watcha now, master, give I time make I try explain It's just like a flim show, fi protect de humble we change de name I would have feel so cute fi come in and ask for some annal fat I and I feel safer if we change de subject and call it 'dat' (You want goat?) No I might a kill I queen (Tek de beef then nuh) I no check fi no grass weh green (What bout fowl?) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Tek de fish then) Got children out of that range (Me have good steak you know) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Tek de tripe then nuh) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Force down de pork then) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there Ozzy pay off de butcher bill, take him parcel and trod up de hill Like a spy, who you think him meet? Rasta Jeremiah, from down de street "Guidance mi brethren! It's what you have inna dat deh bag?" Him kind of get frightened, and begin fi hide it beneath him rag "That man no fi high, Lord, mek mi go a mi yard, and take a sat Meanwhile light a fire and we help you eat of di pound of 'dat'" (Mi have oxtail you know?) No I might a kill I queen (You want cow trotters?) I no deal with no grass weh green (Hold di fowl then nuh?) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Eat fish God) Got children out of that range (De steak good you know?) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Then hold di tripe nuh?) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Well take de pork man) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there (Anuh ram goat you know?) No I might a kill I queen (Take di beef nuh man!) I no deal with no grass weh green (Cho!, Hold fowl) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Then buy de fish nuh man!) Got children out of that range (*sucks teeth* Take de steak Jah) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Hold some a de tripe nuh?) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Take de pork man!) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there

Apparently, 'zig a zig ah' is slang for the act of making the beast with two backs. Which means that the chorus of said song basically consisted of Mel B yelling "I WANT A SHAG".

I see your DD quote, and raise you: "The diving man's coming up for air 'cos the crowd all love pulling Dolly by the hair"

I use threadlock when I put them onto the strap, those nuts won't loosen without a lot of spanner effort Yeah, I don't think I have much room for complaint if they've lasted 36 years..!

An equipment failure at last night's gig (surprise 40th bday party for our recently departed alto sax man). If you look carefully you can see that this straplock has worn so thin over the years that the metal has finally failed completely and it pulled straight off the button. Thankfully not until i took it off at the end of the gig. I'm not complaining... this straplock is one half of the first pair I ever bought when I got my Wal back in mid 1986.

Arrgh. Stop it. *sticks finger in ears* I don't need a new amp I don't need a new amp I don't need a lovely new amp I don't need a lovely new Trace Elliot amp Arrrrrrgh

Oh good lord. 💜

Heart Like A Truck - Lainey Wilson

There are far, far worse headstocks on P & J style basses out there. The rest of the bass is so damn good, I can easily overlook it.

Love of the Common Pebble - Nicky Thomas

Errm yes, I know. I've been doing this music malarkey long enough to have realised that.

How to ask for bass strings in German: "I. VONT. SOME. SCHTRINGS. FOR. ZE. BASS."

Would that be Eddie Han Valey now?

Yes it was. The clue is in the phrase "he was offered either a flat fee or a percentage".

I have just GOT to get some of these for my Thunder 1A..!

After I collected my Shuker in 2007, I found some really lovely turned ebony knobs on eBay... they look a million miles better than the black dome metal ones it had. (It never occurred to me to spec some nice knobs when I originally commissioned the build.) I remember them being ridiculously cheap for what they were, but the guy's ebay shop is long gone alas.

Spoilsport - Three Barry Sisters

The End of the World As We Know It - REM

I have always said that Yamaha basses offer nearly unbeatable VFM. My old RBX765A was an incredible instrument for its ridiculously low asking price. I would take a BB1025x over any Fender bass**, any day of the week. And I would dearly love to have a TRB5P. ** with the possible exception of the Roscoe Beck 5 and the original Urge

O No Not Again · Lindisfarne

When Vincent Price recorded his part for MJ's Thriller album, he was offered either a flat fee or a percentage. He chose the fee.