Rich

[quote name='Big_Stu' timestamp='1346613386' post='1791253'] Nomination for the BC site motto! (translated into Latin anyone?) [/quote] Enim faciunt, quaerentes musicam et eris semper vincere. [size=2]EDIT: damn, Norris beat me to it. I like the idea of 'do it for the music'.[/size]

The Beat, supported by The Alarm and Aztec Camera. Hammersmith Palais, 1983.

Welcome back to the fold! The first question is, what sort of sound are you after? It's a bit like peanut butter... do you want smooth or crunchy?

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1344780735' post='1769019'] One of things I like about my Genz 3.0 is the lack of fan, never gets hot either. The 6.0 is a bit annoying for quiet practice with its whir. [/quote] The 6.0 has got a fan in it?? Blimey I don't think I've ever heard mine. My SWR SM-900 used to get so hot I swear I could have fried an egg on it.

[quote name='Chris2112' timestamp='1344559802' post='1766555'] As such, their values plummeted and it was a while until the experienced a renaissance. I remember seeing a slightly used mk2 at The Gallery for £1200, within living memory, as it were. [/quote] I paid £330 for my Pro 2-E in 1986. Worth a bit more than that now

1. Homebrewed 30w amp built with substantial assistance from my physics teacher; massively heavy 1x15" cab bought from my metalwork teacher for £20 (who also sold me my first bass, a '64 Hofner Artist that I still have). Replaced by... 2. Phoenix PHA-1 hybrid 100w head, Custom Sound 4x12" cab. It was the only Phoenix amp I've ever seen. Replaced by... 3. Laney Pro-Bass 4x10" combo -- 21st birthday prez from my folks, love 'em. Brilliant amp, now belongs to a mate and still going strong. Superb in every way. Replaced by... 4. Carlsbro Delta 300w head plus matching 1x18" and 2x8" cabs. Nice amp but never really delivered on its promise. Replaced by... 5. Trace GP12 preamp plus Citronic 600w power amp; two Peavey 4x10" cabs. Great sound but oh christ it was heavy. Power amp blew up. 6. As above but with SoundTech power amp. Much better, plus the new power amp weighed 30lbs less than the old one. Cabs still hugely heavy though, so they went. 7. As above but with SWR Triad cab bought from our very own Kiwi. Still the best sounding cab I've ever owned. Pre/power sold... 8. Eden WT-400 Traveller+ head, SWR Triad cab. A great combination, tried Kiwi's Ken Smith 5 through it once and it was one of the best bass sounds I've ever heard. Had this rig for quite a while, until I eventually sold the Triad as it was just getting too heavy for my feeble old muscles. 9. Eden WT-400 Traveller+ head, Eden Nemesis NSP 2x10" and 1x15" cabs. Great sound, used for a while until the inevitable GAS attack. 10. Euphonic Audio iAmp 350 combo (straight swap for the Eden with Rich Bowman), Eden Nemesis NSP 2x10" and 1x15" cabs. The EA combo was cute but I removed the head from it and used it with my cabs. Used this rig for a while until I read some interesting stuff about speaker combinations and decided on a change. Sold the 2x10 and replaced it with a second 1x15. 11. Euphonic Audio iAmp 350 head, two Eden Nemesis NSP 1x15" cabs. This cab change worked better than I could have hoped. No real loss of top end or snap thanks to the tweeters in the cabs, but the sound is so much more rounded and warm, really full-range. Thanks to Alex and BFM for making the light bulb glow. GAS attack and curiosity leads to amp change... 12. Focusrite preamp, Crown XTi power amp, two Eden Nemesis NSP 1x15" cabs. The Focusrite is/was a wonderful piece of kit, with the best compressor I have ever heard. (During this time, I also bought a Hartke HA3500 head which I used as a chuck-it-in-the-car rehearsal amp.) The Crown XTi power amp is an amazingly flexible beast with loads of cool features that i never got round to using before it was eventually sold due to an opportunity I couldn't pass up. 13. SWR SM-900 head, two Eden Nemesis NSP 1x15" cabs. I'd always fancied the big SWR so when the chance came I grabbed it. Glorious sounding thing but oh god I hadn't realised just how heavy it is. Sold the Focusrite pre as I just didn't need it, despite the amazing compressor. Eventually the sheer weight of the SWR became too annoying and another GAS attack saw it sold. 14. Genz-Benz Shuttle 6.0 head, two Eden Nemesis NSP 1x15" cabs. At last, my perfect rig. It's the sound I've always had in my head, and oh my god it's so light. The entire rig now weighs 20lbs less than just one of my old Peavey 4x10s. And because the amp is rackmounted with my wireless receiver, I can get completely set up in just over a minute. I've come a long way since that homebrew 30w tin can.

I've got a Shuttle 6.0. I've had Trace, Eden and SWR amps in the past and can honestly say that the Shuttle blows them all into the weeds. Not necessarily in terms of power -- the SWR was an SM900 and the Trace was paired with a 1kW power amp -- but in terms of sound quality. The only thing that's ever come close is a Focusrite preamp I had. The Shuttle is the sound I've always had in my head, and the icing on the cake is the fact that it is one tenth the weight of the SWR. I'm told the 6.2 is even better and TBH is the only thing i'd consider swapping the 6.0 for. Recommended without hesitation.

Glad it's worked out well I can't help wondering if he'd have been quite so quick to have a pop at you if you'd been a hairyarsed bloke. My money says not.

Anybody -- rhythm guitarist, drummer, bassist, nose flute player, [i]anyone[/i] -- who joins a band and immediately throws his weight around with his bandmate(s) needs to be shown the door. Ideas fine, but instant criticism? Bum's rush time. EDIT - if you have a Jackson or BC Rich bass then the answer is definitely to do it

Mo Foster is a legendary session bassist, producer and composer. In over 40 years as a musician he has played on and produced countless albums, singles, and film soundtracks. He is a published author and occasionally teaches at music seminars all over the UK. He is also an absolutely thoroughly bloody nice bloke and was kind enough to answer a few questions for us. OK, let's get the inevitable gear question out of the way. What basses, strings, backline do you use? My present working instruments are: Fender Precision Bass Fender Fretless Jazz Bass Fender 5-String Jazz Bass Fender Bass VI Rotosound Swing Bass strings SWR Baby Blue (2x8 plus 1x5) for studio SWR (4x10 cab and 900W top) hired for small gigs (I don’t lift) Any effects? I used to have every pedal imaginable because on sessions you were expected to create new and exciting sounds. I had one of the first MXR Phase 90 pedals in the country (bought in New York in 1974). The Mutron allowed bass players to start sounding like a synth – perfect for replicating the intro to Herbie Hancock’s ‘Chameleon’. I used an MXR Flanger on the ‘Minder Theme’. I still use a Boss Tremolo with the Bass VI for Duane Eddy impersonations. But I’ve sold all my effects now — I change sound with different hand positions and finger pressure. I like things simple, like an amplifier with a red light, an on/off switch, and a volume control. What was the DFA pedal and do you still have it? There used to be a regulation between the Musicians Union and the studio players that if you played a second instrument on a recording session you would get an additional ‘doubling’ fee of 25%. Great for guitarists that might come to a session with a mandolin and guitar but bass players were being a bit left out. With the proliferation of effects pedals in the 70s players soon realised you could use a fuzz or a chorus pedal to play a second part and get the 25% fee. Well, again, bass players didn’t have as much choice as guitarists so I had this pedal made for me called a DFA pedal: it was shiny with big letters embossed, it had an input, an output, and a switch, and nothing inside. So I’d ask an idiot producer if he’d like some DFA effect on a track, switch it ‘on’, and get my 25% fee! It appeared on quite a few tracks. You were a dab hand with a soldering iron and a fistful of capacitors back in the early days of 'needs must'. Can you tell us about some of the homebrewed gear you used to make? I assembled an electric bass guitar (I made a pickup from the innards of a pair of bomber command headphones, and fixed them inside a plastic soap dish, with holes cut for the four pole pieces. After fixing this pickup onto a £2 Egmond Frères acoustic, I removed the top two strings and tuned the remaining four down by an octave. When plugged into the ‘gram’ input of my parents’ radio, a huge wooden edifice made by Murphy, the result was interesting, if not exactly musical. It resembled a deep flapping fart with pitch). I also built a bass amplifier, a spring reverb unit (using the elements from an old heater), a tremolo unit (from a circuit in Practical Wireless), a mixer (four TV pots in a toffee-tin), a transmitter (with a range of three feet), a tape recorder and a bass-reflex cabinet (my dad did the carpentry), plus I was able to cut records in the kitchen using part of an old 78, an electric gramophone, and a Bunsen burner. What sort of electronical tinkering do you do these days, if any? Very little — electronics is far too compact now to have fun. Was there a single catalyst that drew you to the bass? Was there one particular lightbulb moment when you thought "Yes, that's it, THAT's what I want to play"? It was a gradual drift into the role. My little school band — The Tradewinds — originally featured four guitars, but since I knew the fewest chords, I became the bass player by default. Somehow, somewhere, I’d heard the phrase ‘Electric Bass Guitar’. It had a resonance: it sounded longer and more important than just a guitar, and I liked it. It all began to make sense when I caught my first sight of a Fender Precision Bass in the movie Because They're Young, featuring Duane Eddy. Seeing this awesome instrument proved to be a transcendent moment, but for me to be connected in some way to this world seemed impossibly far away. Who were your early influences? My first influence on bass was Jet Harris of the Shadows – I loved his sound (he had the first Fender Precision in Britain). And he played the first solo on a bass guitar — a 1961 Shadows album track called ‘Nivram’. I went to his funeral this year. At University – when I swapped to drums and played in a jazz trio — I listened to upright players like Ray Brown and Ron Carter. It was only afterwards when I joined my first pro band Affinity and went back to bass-guitar that I began listening to players like Paul McCartney, Carol Kaye, James Jamerson, and Jack Bruce. Bass styles had changed enormously in four years. Later I listened to players such as John Paul Jones, Steve Swallow, Stanley Clarke, Larry Graham, Jaco Pastorius, Jimmy Johnson, Marcus Miller, Anthony Jackson, Chuck Rainey, and Leland Sklar. You started out as a pick player and then switched to fingerstyle. What made you switch? Do you ever use a pick these days? When I started session work I noticed that the good players were playing mostly with their fingers, and to help me to learn to play this way I designed the Bass Practicer. It consisted of a 6" piece of wood, one string, one tuning peg and a jack plug casing for a bridge held in place by two nails. It fitted perfectly in the pocket of my ex-Swedish army officer's coat, and as I rhythmically plucked the solitary string it definitely helped me to develop hard calluses on my finger tips. I had to be careful though, since the repetitive motion of my hand inside my coat could easily have been misinterpreted! I still use a pick if I’m impersonating players such as Paul McCartney, Anthony Jackson, or Duane Eddy. I've heard you slap on a couple of recordings (e.g. the Minder theme); what is your opinion of it as a technique, is it one you like or do you generally try to avoid it? It’s a great technique if it’s right for the song. Mark King does it beautifully. You are well known for your fretless work in particular. What (or who) first turned you onto the fretless? Was there a Jaco-esque "yeah, let's do it!" sudden ripping out of the frets, or did you gradually come to it? 1976. I was at the Paris Olympia for a series of concerts with singer and pianist Véronique Sanson (at that time Mrs Stephen Stills). One afternoon a journalist friend invited drummer Simon Phillips and me round to his apartment for lunch. During the afternoon he placed an LP on his hi-fi and said: “I think you’re going to like this” and a moment of magic ensued – the sounds were mesmerising. I asked who the artist was. “Jaco Pastorius” he replied. It was a life-changing moment. Inspired by these exquisite sounds I enlisted the help of symphony-bass repairman and craftsman Neville Whitehead; it was his suggestion that he should remove the entire fingerboard of my beloved Fender Jazz Bass, frets and all, and replace it with a 100-year old piece of ebony that he'd removed from an old upright. It seemed like a good idea. He went through three plane blades. Each visit to his workshop felt like I was being fitted for a suit. The finished bass was amazing and although the neck was a little fat, front to back, that soon ceased to be a problem. The main thing - the 'sound' was there - the growls, the singing. The neck was pure black with no lines, no markers, and I struggled like this (and played some sessions on it) for six months even though I had great difficulty knowing where I was on the neck. I finally rationalised that I should have helpful fret-lines put on and entrusted luthier Richard Knight with the task. He did a beautiful job. Some time later the body was stripped to plain wood and I replaced the bridge with a Badass. EMG pickups were added in 1982. This instrument has become my 'voice'. You have to have a sound in your head and aim for it. My fretless sound is a composite of the timbre of a bassoon (I use the bridge pickup only), the envelope of a euphonium, and the vibrato and glissando of a cello. I also try to emulate the fabulous growling sound that double-bassist Ron Carter achieves on the low notes. The pressure of the left-hand fingers can determine the sustain of a note. And I almost caress the strings with my right-hand plucking fingers: by rotating the whole wrist it’s possible to use the side of your finger like on a double bass. I discovered this when I had to re-learn my technique after I’d hurt the tendons in my wrist. For me, it's a voice, much more expressive than the other instruments, because first of all you can play with a vibrato like on a cello. It can be as wide as you like, and you can slide between notes — 'glissando' — which you can on a double bass but you can't really on a fretted bass where it's a distinct set of little leaps. I've got a terrible voice, my singing voice is just hideous and this allowed me to sing, because I can play fairly high up on the instrument and make it sound emotional. With the way you play it, the way your fingers attack the strings and the pressures and so on, you actually create the note, you're not just hitting it. You actually have to spend a couple of decades figuring it out until you and the instrument become one, and you make this sound which you hope someone else likes! When I began playing bass guitar seriously there were no instruction DVDs, books, or colleges. I needed to develop a logical system of fingering and reasoned that as the bass guitar has qualities of both double bass and guitar – the scale length is halfway between the two – then the fingering should reflect this. I used double bassist Ray Brown’s tutor to learn Simandl technique (the system double bass players use where the finger spacing is wide — 1.2.4). I also learnt one-finger-per-fret-guitar fingering, and I worked through session bass guitarist Carol Kaye’s books for sight reading. Combine these techniques and you can play anything – in tune. On non-fretted instruments your ears also play a big part in accuracy. I’m amazed that many current bass guitar magazines do not teach fingering at all (probably because they don’t know what it should be?). And that wretched tablature teaches nothing. I know I've already asked about strings, but where do you sit in terms of roundwound/flatwounds? Is there any specific reason for your choice? They each make different sounds, both of which are valid. It depends on what you want — what you hear in your head. I’ve been using Rotosound roundwounds for over thirty years. They make the sounds that I want. In the early days in Britain you played what you could get. The contents page of The April 1957 catalogue and price list for General Music Strings Ltd of Glamorgan (who made MONOPOLE strings) lists strings for an unbelievable range of instruments, ie: Violin, Viola, Violoncello, Double Bass, Mandolin, Mandola, Mandolon Cello, Hawaiian Guitar, Spanish Guitar, Plectrum Guitar, Skiffle Guitar, Banjo, Tenor Banjo, Ukulele, Harp (where the strings are described as being ‘waterproof’), Zither, Auto Harp, and even the A’oud – but no Bass Guitar strings! It may help to realise that in the UK there were, of course, no bass guitars either at that time. My first proper bass (ie: I hadn’t made it myself) was a Dallas Tuxedo with flatwound strings that I bought from a shop in Wolverhampton for £16. It was the only bass on display. Fenders were unavailable until 1960. You've played quite a number of instruments including a few five-strings, but your workhorse basses are good ol' Fender fours. Any particular reason why you've stuck to them, despite picking up many different basses over the years? Are your Fenders stock or modified? I like Fenders because they look beautiful, feel comfortable, and sound great — they just work, there’s no effort. Leo got it right — first time. In 1979 I happened to be in 48th Street NYC — where all the music shops were. I couldn’t resist buying some Schecter replacement parts for my Precision (which I had originally bought new from a store in Atlanta, Georgia in 1974). I’m embarrassed to confess that my shiny new scratchplate was inspired by the one that I’d seen on the bass Phil Lynott was playing on Top Of The Pops. Have you ever played a six-string bass? I know you have a Fender VI but I'm thinking in terms of the 'modern' six-string. If you've played one, what did you think? I have, but it’s not for me. The extra upper string allows you to play harmony — as well as the bass-note — fairly easily. This would only be useful if your band had no guitar or keyboard. What are your views on the new generation of multi-stringed Extended-Range Basses? Are we ever likely to see you dabbling with a nine-string monster? The instruments look beautiful — modern luthiers are incredible. The trouble is that these instruments are very expensive but you won’t earn any more money by playing one (unless you are a solo act). And I know of some bands who will even fine a player for each extra string beyond the basic four. To my ears your first solo album Bel Assis was definitely a bass-as-bandleader affair, with a lot of melodic bass work and some lovely soloing. On your next album Southern Reunion you seemed to take more of a back seat and let your colleagues shine. Was this a conscious decision, and if so why? The improvising part I'm actually not that good at. That's why I wrote some tracks and then employed formidable improvisers such as Iain Ballamy, Frank Ricotti, and Ray Russell to play on them. So, I set up the framework and they had a bit of fun on top! I was very happy to let them do that, because they're better at it than me! It also helped that they are my friends. In the 80s drummer Peter Van Hooke had set up a new label called MMC (it was meant to sound impressive like the German label ECM, in reality it stood for Music Minus Crap — Pete’s philosophy). He asked me to write a studio album for the label and this became Bel Assis, released initially as a vinyl LP. It was subsequently released on Relativity, InAkustic, and finally Angel Air Records. I have now transferred all of my albums to this label (www.angelair.co.uk). In the mid-90s I persuaded guitarist Ray Russell and pianist Simon Chamberlain — and sometimes Dave Hartley, Sting's pianist — to help me experiment with the idea of playing without a drummer. We had a virtual residency at Blues West 14, a small basement club in Kensington. It was perfect for trying out new pieces, and we played many fun nights down there as a trio. I later added Gary Husband and Ralph Salmins to the live recordings and this became my next album, Blues West 14. I took this idea one step further and spent two days recording in the wonderful acoustic of a church in Oxford. It was just bass, acoustic piano, acoustic guitar, vibraphone, and soprano sax on a couple of tracks. It was very, very hard because you have to focus on the pulse, on the meter, almost Zen-like, so that you don't speed up or slow down. That was Time To Think. My most recent album for the label is Bass Themes — a collection of my bass-related library music tracks from the last thirty years. What is your approach to composition? Do you write on bass, guitar, piano? Do you have a particular procedure that you follow, e.g. starting with a melody idea and fleshing it out gradually? I tend to work out an idea on either bass, guitar, piano, double-bass, or mandolin — whatever instrument is nearest. But it’s also useful to be able to write down an idea with pencil and paper — in either clef. Transcribing other players’ parts can help you. And you should be able to write out a chord chart, with easily understood repeats and signs. I was walking across Regents Park on my way home from a meeting in Soho. Suddenly — from nowhere — a fragment of melody entered my head. I knew that if I didn’t write it down quickly I would forget it. Equally suddenly — and with dreadful timing — I experienced an overpowering need to go to the toilet to avoid a terrible accident. What should I do —run home and risk losing the melody forever, or hurriedly write down the tune on a scrap of paper and possibly sh!t myself? A passing taxi resolved the conflict. The tune became a successful library music track, and it was also recorded on a CD by Survivors (a band put together by drummer Brian Bennett). I now wish that I'd done more writing, because with writing you get royalties! I've done a fair bit of library music and my own solo stuff, but it's never enough. I came up the wrong way! I studied to be a physicist and the playing came afterwards, the reading came later than that, and the composing came even later that! I discovered each one in turn. It was just a sequence of historical accidents. I know it's a bit like asking which of your kids you love most, but are there any of your own compositions of which you are particularly proud? Ray Russell and I wrote a piece called ‘So Far Away’ (for me it represented a view of unknown lands from a 747 at 35,000 feet.) Jeff Beck was first to record it at Townhouse Studios with Me, Simon Phillips, and Tony Hymas, but it was never released. Sometime later Gary Moore began recording an album at the same studio and an engineer played our tape. Gary loved the tune and sought my permission to record it. I later popped into the studio to show him the chords. In fact Gary never recorded the track for an album but he did play it live on tour – as a prelude to his ballad ‘Empty Rooms’. It’s a stunning performance and it appears on the live album We Want Moore. Ray and I have since both recorded the tune on our own solo albums. Sight-reading -- how much of a benefit has it been to your career and in what ways? For the average amateur/semi-pro player, would you say it's just a handy skill to have or absolutely essential? First you must develop you ability to listen — to hear harmony and rhythm, and understand what is required of you (when we recorded with Gerry Rafferty we would listen to him playing a new song on the piano and try to figure out what chords and inversions he was playing). And on even the smallest gigs or rehearsals you must be able to read and interpret a chord-chart — to invent your own bass-lines. The ability to read music will allow you to learn tunes and bass-lines more easily — it’s really a set of instructions for you to follow. Sight-reading — where you are expected to play a piece of music that you have never seen before — is a much harder discipline and you will only be able to do this after years of practice. It can be daunting. I was once booked to play a concert at the Barbican theatre with the London Symphony Orchestra. It was one of the most exhilarating experiences (hearing the incredible racket an orchestra makes on the inside), and also one of the most terrifying (trying to sight-read a long and complicated piece by Leonard Bernstein). I sat – and felt very small – between eight double basses and nine percussionists. The way you describe the session scene it sounds like a lot of fun. Surely it also was demanding work and a lot of pressure? It was fun – between takes the humour could be very sophisticated. But when the red light was on you had to be creative and totally focused. I think the humour acted like a safety valve for the massive tension of recording. But it's also easy to see how the session scene is a shadow of its former self. I guess everything has to evolve, but do you feel the UK music biz is lesser for its passing? What, if any, do you feel has been the most detrimental aspect of this change? You no longer have the chance to play with three or four different sets of players in one day anymore. And music had more soul when several people played together. At the peak of session work (1970s to 1990s) there were ninety-two studios in Central London. As a result of collapsing record company budgets, and the rise of the digital Mac-based home studio, there are now sadly only five major studios remaining. Who knows how long they will survive? Which bassists particularly float your boat these days? Do you prefer to hear soloists or groove-players? I like players who keep good time, swing, and have an interesting sound. Ezperanza Spalding caught my attention on YouTube playing upright bass in a duet with Bobby McFerrin. What an inspiration — sound, pitch, groove, voice. And a dress that would never fit me! ‘Freedom Jazz Dance’ as you’ve never heard it before. Your CV is immense and there are a lot of big names in there. I know you have fond memories of many of them and have made some good friends along the way. Can you tell us about any one session, tour or gig that stands out for you as a particular career highlight? I had been a fan of Jeff Beck for a long time — his playing is so emotional and original — so I was thrilled when Simon Phillips and Tony Hymas recommended me to audition for the band. John Paul Jones and Rick Laird were also on the short-list. Stanley Clarke had been with the band for a while but, as lovely as his playing is, he unfortunately doesn’t play proper bass parts — there was no bottom-end. The first piece I recorded with Jeff for There And Back was ‘The Pump’ and it locked instantly. I just remember that the material was incredible: Simon and Tony had made some amazing demos and I was aware that I’d have to work hard to contribute the right parts. For one track – ‘Space Boogie’ - I approached the session with excitement and fear. I had to overdub my part while standing in the control room of the legendary Abbey Road Studio 2. As far as I can remember Jeff had not yet played on the track. Tony had written out a guide part, which covered several sheets of manuscript sellotaped together balancing precariously on two music stands. With the time signature changing from 4/4 to 6/4 to 7/4 I had to play the piece in sections. At the end Simon and Tony very wittily drew out scorecards for my performance from under their seats! We rehearsed at Nomis Studios at Shepherds Bush and then went on the road — two separate tours of the States, a tour of Japan, and a tour of the UK, finishing at Hammersmith Odeon. The last night was an emotional event, especially when Jimmy Page joined us onstage for the final encore. Another highlight: two years later I was on tour in USA with Phil Collins when I got the call to tour the UK with Gil Evans and be part of his British Orchestra. It was a dream come true. I had been a fan of his orchestration since his work with Miles Davis on Sketches Of Spain in 1960. Likewise, the law of averages says you must also have come across your fair share of gits. Without naming names, can you give us an anecdote of the worst egomaniacal tossbaggery you've ever witnessed from someone you've worked for or alongside? Five quid says it's a vocalist. It’s a vocalist! We had a three-hour rehearsal during which we tried to learn 80 songs. The next day we flew to Holland for a one-hour live TV show from Hilversum prior to the start of a tour of Germany. The following morning we wandered down to have breakfast and waited for the car to take us to the airport for the first flight. The man did not appear, and we only realised that the tour had been cancelled when we made phone calls and discovered that he had caught an early flight and was already back in London. It’s fair game to treat the music business with disdain, but it’s a crime to treat musicians badly. And is there any artist or band that you would dearly love to have worked with but have never had the opportunity? In a career that has lasted for over 40 years I’ve been privileged to have recorded with almost everyone I’ve ever wanted to. One, I never can now, that's Miles Davis. Still left on the list are: Joni Mitchell, Gary Burton, and Sting. If an aspiring young bassist asked you for some words of wisdom in the form of two "do"s and two "don't"s, what would they be? DO learn to play a harmony instrument such as guitar or piano so that you will be better equipped to talk to other musicians. DO be aware of good posture, and avoid possible repetitive strain injury in areas such as the wrist. DON’T learn bad fingering habits. DON’T lift heavy amplifiers by bending over — learn to bend at the knees. (I’ve had bad back problems all of my life since I once helped to carry a Hammond Organ up a spiral staircase). You've gone into print before with 'Seventeen Watts?' and you have a new book out... I have always loved stories: they are the centre of a musician’s life. Over my professional career I’ve collected more than a few, and although it has taken me a very long time I have finally gathered them all together into one book: British Rock Guitar —the first 50 years, the musicians, and their stories. My book — which was published in September 2011 — is a meticulously researched history. It took twenty years to gather all of the information, and a further two years to collate and write it. Its strength is that it is an insider’s perspective — no journalist could have written it in such detail. It’s also very funny. The concept of the book was entirely my idea, and it developed simply from countless conversations with my musician friends. As far as I know, no one else has recorded this period — certainly not the session scene — in such intimate detail. We had a terrific launch party at Dingwalls in Camden. It was a wonderful evening, and I was thrilled by the number of old chums who turned up to support — Brian Bennett, Bruce Welch, Bill Wyman, Colin Green, Paul Jones, Ray Russell, Tom McGuinness, Chas McDevitt, Frank Allen, Rob Townsend, Alan Hawkshaw, Linda Hoyle, Andy Brentnall, and many more. I had to give a speech in front of that lot — it was both exhilarating and just short of terrifying. I’ve started promoting the book with radio and magazine interviews, and by giving illustrated ‘talks’ — the first was for the Hungerford & District Community Arts Festival 2012. Good fun. ...and you're quite the raconteur. Have you considered going the whole hog and following Guy Pratt into stand-up? I did a speech at the launch, and a talk in Hungerford — that’s the tour so far. It was fun. I should do more. ...And Finally, a couple of throwaway questions... Tomorrow morning you are to be executed for leading a brave but ultimately doomed coup d'etat in some despotic little country. What's your last meal? That’s a stupid question... Yeah I know, sorry but I couldn’t resist. ...but I once came back from six weeks on the road in the USA and all I could think about was beans on toast. And it's Desert Island Discs time. One record... I suppose it's a toss up between A Kind of Blue by Miles Davis, Joni Mitchell’s Hejira, Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys, and the Shadows’ first album. Or even The Baskervilles Reunion 2011 — a recording of a concert in Brighton. This University of Sussex band — a precursor of Affinity — reunited last September for a fun dance. Linda Hoyle flew from Canada to join us onstage. It was a great evening, even though we hadn’t played together for 46 years! ...one non-bass-related luxury... Actress Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory TV comedy show. ...and one book. Harpo Speaks – the biography of Harpo Marx. http://www.mofoster.com/

[quote name='bartelby' timestamp='1342795552' post='1741119'] all I've had is a bit of drool on one bass. [/quote] That happened to mine when my drummer picked it up.

Not quite what you had in mind, but like Tony it's not just the size that is the clincher for me. Yes I've effectively quadrupled the weight of the Genz by putting it in a rack but it's still a whole load lighter than the case was when it had my SM-900 in it and it's the sheer convenience of having it all racked up that I like. Take the front and the back off, cable bag out, aerials on, connect the speakers and the mains and the cable snake to/from the Pod and voila it's all done. I can set up in the time it takes my guitarist to get his cable holdall open

[quote name='hamfist' timestamp='1336974513' post='1653300'] I wonder how many of those rubbishing the experience of using a really big cab have actually owned and gigged one. [/quote] I've not owned an 8x10 but I've done the whole 'two 4x10s plus enormous kilowatt head' thing. My current rig of Shuttle 6.0 plus twin Nemesis 1x15s does everything I could want and more, and in total weighs about 30lbs less than just one of those old 4x10s.

1. Jaydee 2. Washburn 3. Musicman 4. Yamaha 5. Fender 6. Goodfellow 7. Wal 8. Dingwall 9. G & L 10. Spector

I was going to join NoSelfWorthChat but i'm not good enough. [quote name='skankdelvar']almost every thread has a zinger in it somewhere along the line [/quote] a lot of them are yours

[quote name='Low End Bee' timestamp='1338565792' post='1676517'] i registered on Jazzscat too. Couldn't make head nor tail of it. All the posts were like "scree diddly doobop wee yeahhhh" I think they might all be foreign [/quote]I considered joining Apathychat, but i really couldn't be arsed.

A cracker as it turned out. Open air thing at Sherston, headlining the final day of 'SherstonFest' Although the weather could have been a lot better, it could have been a hell of a lot worse. The whole fest was nearly cancelled on Friday morning as all the marquees and beer tents etc were in danger of flying away in the gale. Thankfully it all went ahead and it even stopped raining before we went on. Ieuan's band the Rinky Dinks ([u]the[/u] definitive ukulele supergroup) gave us a mountain to climb with an absolutely storming "follow [i]THAT![/i]" set, but I think we did ok. Crowd seemed to enjoy it anyway Here I is, doing ma grooovy Status thang.

The tweeter has blown in one of my Nemesis NSP115 cabs. It's making a very nasty fizzing noise every time it's asked to do anything HF-related. Anyone know where i can source a replacement unit?

Can I cadge a lift if anyone is going from the Bristol area?

Belting gig with Tamba on Saturday night at the Blue Lagoon in Bristol. Not a promising start, a few dickheads at the front making twats of themselves, but after they were ejected when one of them got his tiny knob out (!) on the dancefloor it got a lot better, and the crowd loved everything we did. Even the house sound engineer was dancing. Brilliant night. [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1330191722' post='1553998'] Thanks very much! I stand behind our backing singers who tend to get a lot more attention than I do! [/quote] Yes, I know what you mean, I get to stand behind Abi and Siân with the Destroyers. I have the best view in the house

Southern raark isnt my cuppa char i've got to say. But i did record The Who live at the IoW Festival off Sky Arts the other night. Looking forward to watching that.

Bootleg recording of the Mike Stern Quartet at the Bottom Line in 1999. Bob Malach on sax, Lincoln Goines on bass, Dennis Chambers on drums. Oh, this is glorious.

Steinberger cricket bat. Tried one once. Ugh *shudder* Ricky. Tried one once. Ugh *shudder* Stingray 5. Tried one once. Yeah, you know where this is going.

String tree is a problem, i've tried to rub off the black finish from the existing one in the hope that it's brass underneath. Limited success so far, think i'm going to have to grind the rest off. Another option is to get some brass rod and make my own. If i can polish it highly enough and lacquer it, it might be ok. Thanks for the nice comments guys, i'm well pleased with it.