Daz39

Well done, I hope you negotiated for all your copy to be printed in flip font colour!

Phoenix, AZ?

Call them, they might be willing to credit some back.

Soup. Couldn’t have done it without the soup!

If you played a random .mp3 of an Oasis track in a sealed studio and no one was there to hear it - would it be still be awful?

Umm....

Welcome from that Halifax!

TBD - Live, from Throwing Copper. Ok - one verse riff, one chorus riff. Still pretty hypnotic.

Ok ok - maybe not you. I was playing on the more butter-fingered members who can't seem to hold onto a pedal longer than a week and a half. It does look amazeballs.

Someone pin that!

Ok - but you should have said NSFW! Now there's drool all over my keyboard...!

Srsly though: PSA? What's the idea with the save/presets - the counter has 3 digits - is that for adding other effects or would I actually think up 999 variations of noise?

Finish Him! - is that the Kill/Mute switch?

As a fellow Dad of 4 the answer is - are you having a giraffe? You know we need to damp seal the X/replace Child #3s whatever/the gas bill is due.

Crunch, Buzz, Punch, Gain and Drive: is this not a virtual reality controller for an MMA game?!

Top Trumps! It’ll have to be added to pedal specs in the for sale section now!

Ooh more knobs? Like a v2?

Crikey - that's actually reasonable by comparison. I guess the lack of distortion bits help, and it's a smaller box.

Love the presenter, not seen his vids before. Player’s a bit good too. Nice pedal, can see a few uses for this. Pity it’ll be £229! (First guess)

5’ 9”

All 3 look tasty; bet they’re pricey!

No Purchase Order, no Payment, is the backbone of modern Accounts Payable functioning - we'd be buggered without it at work, and we make it very difficult for our people who 'forget' to tell suppliers this because they think it makes ordering goods too slow. Also agree with adding the fees on - why should the band lose out, they didn't choose the payment method!

He’s not on the board now but remains the largest shareholder. His racist, misogynistic, penny-pinching taint remains. Pizza Express is nice but service is never quick and unless you use a voucher is too pricey for what is trying to be an accessible treat.