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  1. I've programmed some patches that sound great through headphones on my multi FX. I just hope they won't take too much tweaking at band practice tomorrow when going through an amp .

    1. acidbass

      acidbass

      Mids are key!  Sometimes I find a scooped tone that sounds great in headphones gets lost in a live mix.

    2. Dood

      Dood

      There are various reasons why it might not sound as expected. Earphones will have a very different frequency response to that of the speakers / system you are plugging in to - even if the brand say thay are flat response, most are definitely not. Then you have the acoustic effect that the room space has on the sound versus the enclosed sound of headphones. (If you've had a chance to play with ARC or Sound ID or REWS, they can help us understand exactly how much the room space plays in our bass sound (and why IEM mixed can sound wildly different too). Oh and finally, those pesky Fletcher and Munson types with the loudness curves and how we perceive frequencies at volume (versus next to our ears inside headphones). Take those in to consideration and it will get a lot easier, but nothing beats getting in the space with the gear you're going to use and craft the patches on those. I suspect you know this anyway and, having a rough patch to bring to rehearsal and then tweak at the time isnt a bad thing at all! Good luck!

       

       

    3. MacDaddy

      MacDaddy

      And the result from last night's rehearsal - inconclusive.

      I went through an old Ashdown head through an old Ashdown cab. The synthy patches needed more fuzz, nothing cut through quite right, and levels were not consistent between patches. All issues I did not have with headphones (a cheap Behringer pair). Should have taken my own gear. Next time I'll at least take one of my own amps.

  2. Dickens: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

     

    Schrödinger: nice!

  3. I'm starting a flight company exclusively for bald people.

    It's called Receding Airlines. 

    1. Clarky

      Clarky

      Is that a re-branded FinnAir ?

    2. BillyBass

      BillyBass

      ...and an associated travel company: Air Today gone tomorrow.

       

      Ok I know that's bad but MacDaddy started it.

  4. I'm just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there is a Turd in Saturday...

    1. BillyBass

      BillyBass

      🤣 good spot.

       

      We have a gig on Saturday week, I think we should advertise it: 'Take the turd out of Saturday, come and see us play'

    2. Jean-Luc Pickguard

      Jean-Luc Pickguard

      Just wait until you see what's in Scunthorpe

  5. I went to the Doctor's because I keep painting myself gold.

    He said not to worry, I just have a gilt complex.

    1. andybassdoyle

      andybassdoyle

      wonderful! - is this the bad jokes thread reborn clandestine? I do hope so

       

    2. Happy Jack
    3. pete.young

      pete.young

      Someone in a James Bond film died from being painted with gold. But what a lovely finish.

  6. GNU Terry Pratchett 

    1. Bigwan
    2. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      He is much missed...thanks for the reminder

  7. Computer: choose a password

    Me: hi-hat 

    Computer: password can not contain symbols 

     

  8. Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.

    John Lennon never quite got the hang of Cluedo

  9. I asked a lady out for a drink, she said how about 8 tomorrow?

    No, I said, that's too many.

    1. Mykesbass

      Mykesbass

      I saw this today in a similar vein - A man was visiting his home town in Wales having been living in the US for 40 years. Someone asked why he moved. Because of a woman. That's nice, who was she? Margaret Thatcher.

  10. If alcohol can damage your short term memory, just think what alcohol can do.

     

    1. petecarlton

      petecarlton

      Ha ha

       

       

       

       

      Ha ha

       

       

       

      Ha ha

  11. Just found out that a dentist near me has been arrested for selling drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I had been going to him for over 10 years. Never knew he was a dentist.

  12. Why is that book so thick?

    It's a long story...

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Diner: Waitress, can you tell me about the menu please?

      Waitress: The men I please are none of your business.

    2. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      A jumper I bought recently was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store...

       

      They gave me another one Free of Charge.

  13. I'm thinking of killing off some characters in the book I'm writing.

    It'll certainly spice up my autobiography...

  14.  

    I asked my North Korean friend what it was like living there. She said 'I can't complain '.

  15. I thought about having a Bucks Fizz this Boxing Day morn, but I'm having trouble making my mind up...

    1. Reggaebass

      Reggaebass

      That’s the Land of make believe 😁

  16. Most people are quite shocked I'm not a qualified electrician.

    1. TheGreek
    2. prowla

      prowla

      I'm confused - is this some kind of plug, are you looking to flex your skills?

    3. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Watt?? Ohm-y God - He must have found this gag at the back of a volt!!

  17. I just called the paranoia hotline.

    A guy answered "how the hell did you get this number‽".

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    2. prowla

      prowla

      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

    3. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      That's right...we are 👽🤖

    4. LeftyJ

      LeftyJ

      I asked my local library for a book about paranoia. They whispered "Behind you".

  18. My happiest childhood memory is building sandcastles with my grandfather.

    Until my mother took the urn away from me.

  19. Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check but the mirror wasn't working.

    1. alyctes

      alyctes

      You've been tracking mud into the house again. haven't you?

    2. Happy Jack

      Happy Jack

      Sorry to be a downer, but vampires show up in modern mirrors. They didn't show up in mirrors before because mirrors were backed with silver. Now we use aluminum.

  20. The inventor of velcro recently died. RIP.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      The bloke who composed the Hokey Cokey also died recently. His funeral was a bit chaotic -- it all kicked off when they put his left leg in the coffin...

  21. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Yep...real heart

  22. My therapist told me "write letters to the people you hate and then burn them".

    Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

    1. lowregisterhead

      lowregisterhead

      😂 Whatever you do, don't bury them with the charred remains...

  23. What is blue and not heavy?

    Light blue.

  24. Baby On Board = fine
    Baby Superglued To MDF = not

    1. AinsleyWalker

      AinsleyWalker

      Baby on board 😞
      Pedal on board 😎

    2. SpondonBassed
  25. BREAKING NEWS: Medics have rushed into the I’m a Celeb camp after Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion. The venomous, creepy creature known for causing pain and death is said to be moaning about his sore finger. 

    No update on the health of the scorpion though...

     

     

     

     

    1. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      Hope the Scorpion wasn't harmed too much.

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