Jean-Luc Pickguard

I'm sure the seller will have to take the loss, so they must be feeling a right chump for handing it over like that.

The "not sure of history" disclaimer is particularly telling. Definitely fake

The rascal was only available for a short time, so they might not come up secondhand very often. It is the same scale as a mustang so maybe one of the mexican PJ mustangs might be worth a look - either to use as-is or customised with different/extra pickups. Sienna sunburst is the best colour for these & one of the few that comes with a maple fingerboard.

I've recently bought a MojoMojo. I prefer the purple colour scheme of the Paul Gilbert version but as I'm only using the pedal to add some low gain oomph into my VT Bass I don't need it to go up to eleven so I got the standard version. It has replaced the Boss ODB-3 on my pedalboard and I don't miss having a blend knob at all.

Or my favourites "all requests must be written on a twenty pound note" or "we don't do that song, but the next one uses some of the same notes"

<Rolls Eyes>

I miss the days when buskers would play an unamplified acoustic guitar, and if they were singing the volume was dictated by what they could push out of their lungs.

as in "remember that chump that turned up with a butchered vintage Fender he paid over five grand for" I'd imagine its actually worth somewhere in the ballpark of half the asking price if all the hardware is original. Then you'd need to spend several hundred to get a sympathetically reliced body to replace the abomination it currently has. That body could then be given a decent burial and never be mentioned again.

I like the lollipop tuners

Sounds like you're looking for something like the Fender Rascal bass

I like the lollipop tuners

Swing it around a bit and people will make room

The body shape reminds me of what you'd end up with if you tried to build a bass out of lego. The headstock shape reminds me of what a headstock designed by someone who doesn't know anything about basses would look like.

Where? Ware... ...Where? etc...

I enjoyed it. In episode 4 where they played 'nine to five' in the Red Lion pub, I wonder why the large union flag decorating the stage behind the drum kit was hung upside-down?

I could probably go up to about a six and a half on a scale of zero to eleven. Anything heavier than that would probably make me feel a bit queasy.

Curly leads are cool - I always use 'em.

The ones I have were pre slotted - they both have brass saddles, perhaps the ones with zinc saddles are different?

The only daft questions are the one which are not asked

yes - lots of lemon oil

Used by the banshees on two TV appearances? That makes it sound like it might have been lent or hired to the band to use whilst miming. The gunk on it looks terrible but nothing a squirt of cillit bang and a wipe with an oily rag couldn't sort out.

Heres what it sounds like

I now think this probably started out life as a Vox bassmaster. https://www.vintageguitarandbass.com/vox/bass/Bassmaster.php