Jean-Luc Pickguard

I was wondering what Yoko Ono was up to these days

On a quick initial test, the bass mute noodle doesn't seem to be suitable for my Vintera Bass vi (which has just been delivered) as it is affecting the string height. I'll try it again once I've put the LaBella flats on and see whether more careful noodle threading works gives better results. Then I might order the guitar mute noodle to see whether that works better on a bass VI.

Looks like a particularly grotty Squier affinity to me. The fake serial number + 'made in USA' decal is clearly intended to deceive. Where has ebay hidded the 'report' button?

My Mute Noodle just popped through the door. I opened the packaging, glanced at the 'how to fit' illustration on the back of the pack, and fitted it to my PJ Player Mustang. I'm very impressed, it provides exactly the amount (or rather lack) of sustain I was hoping for. Also it's dead easy to put on and take off in seconds, and looks better than a ratty bit of kitchen sponge. Recommended.

Hard-on For Love — Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

I now have a vintera II incoming — it should be with me tomorrow. I already have a set of LaBella flats for it. I should be able to do a side by side comparison with my classic vibe once I've set up the vintera.

The dark textured neck wood sounds like wenge to me.

I've had a couple of pickguards from Brian / earlpilanz and they are both perfect. I will soon be ordering a custom one for one of my epiphone casinos in single ply transparent tortoiseshell. The only thing holding me back from placing the order is my inability to decide whether I also want to order one for my other casino, and if so, what colour. I doubt I'll ever be inclined to order a custom pickguard from anyone else.

Perpetuum Mobile — Penguin Cafe Orchestra

Polythene Pam — The Beatles

Mine was disatched via 2nd class post on Tuesday. No sign of it yet but I'm hopeful that it'll arrive early next week. If so it'll be fun to give it a proper tryout at rehearsal on Tuesday evening.

Metropolis — Kraftwerk or Metropolis — Motorhead

Small Change — Tom Waits

Eat The Rich — Motörhead

Mine was dispatched via 2nd class post the same day I ordered, so it could be with me later today or sometime next week.

Ragged & Dirty — C.W. Stoneking

Bed Spring Boogie — Clarence Brewer

I saw this listed on the Peach guitars website yesterday when I was ordering something else, I hadn't heard of it before but the demo sounded good and it looks practical, so I added one to my order. I'll have a play with it when it gets here.

My Imaginary Guy — Deanie Parker & The Valadors

Sloppy Drunk — Jimmy Rogers

Good Morning judge — Wynonie Harris

Old Man — Neil Young

Charlie's Enormous Mouth — Frank Zappa