Jean-Luc Pickguard

what is the point of the monkey grip? Would monkeys even know what to do with one? I’m sure I’ve seen a pic somewhere of Steve Vai triumphantly holding an ibanez aloft by the monkey grip, but surely you wouldn’t want to draw attention to this piece of crap like that?

It might be useful if you're into archery

If the repair to the the truss rod was straightforward surely it would make sense for the the seller to take care of getting that done before putting it up for sale.

Don't forget to post some photos when you unbox it!

Hoping for you that todays the day.

My practice rig is the excellent Roland Microcube bass RX and a Fender curly cable. I'm 200 miles from home at the moment, but this and my JMJ came with me.

I'm sure you're going to love it. My JMJ is the first bass I bought since the 80s where I didn't immediately change the strings. In fact I bought a couple of sets of the same Fender 9050L stainless flats to put one on my CIJ mustang and have another to keep as a spare.

I have a blue one which is perfect, but the pic above makes me want a black one as well

I really don't need another bass and I have plently of short scales (including a lovely JMJ) but the thought of getting a black one of these and putting a mirror pickguard on it really appeals to me.

That's looking remarkably clean for its age. What a great find. I hope you paid the old fella the market rate for it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/303895421293?hash=item46c194216d:g:ruwAAOSwRZpgM-VE I'm pretty sure this is the cheapest version of the Squier Starcaster guitar, the affinity with a custom paint job and other tweaks, but am I alone in finding it jarring that all the effort that went into painting the union flag has resulting in it sending a distress signal as it has been painted upside down?

Life was much simpler in the old days

That was my uncle Bob’s favourite saying. Lovely man, terrible anaesthesiologist though.

I thought it was about a lesser bass with a fake 'encore' decal

What sort of stupid band name is 'the lovely eggs' anyway. Did they come up with that over breakfast?

They're probably hurt that when they go off stage no one ever calls for them to come back on so they never get to play their three best songs.

Salad dressing is a great tasting alternative to fingerboard oil

Fender make a fine range of mustang basses at various price points from a squier version up to the JMJ signature roadwork and the american performer.

Definitely an isolated incident. Hipshot make quality stuff & the tuners on my JMJ are perfect

I have an ik multimedia irig keys with mini keys, and its great but I'm not the worlds best keys player so I tend to use the logic remote app on my iPad instead to add some organ, piano or synth to my tracks.

It won't do any harm in the meantime to contact your creditcard company and instigate a chargeback. Tell them the full saga and how ebay/paypal is making you wait for your money to be possibly returned.

Mmmm - it is beginning to sound like giving the seller the benefit of doubt is being overgenerous.

It certainly does smell fishy. If the story is true how would the tealeaf know for certain that the payment has been made? Hypothetically if the seller is pulling a fast one, it could be that the auction ended on a lower price than the seller hoped for, so spinning this yarn is an attempt to get out of selling it at that price and getting ebay's fee waived - which would normally still be charged on a cancelled sale.