silentbob Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ............but what i really wanted was a B C Rich http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-Hand-crafted-Bass-Guitar-/200674794019?_trksid=p5197.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D5%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D4150680266521650360 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ou7shined Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Ebony my arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyBiskit Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Made lighter and shorter???? with a jigsaw yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 What? It's both 'Original' and 'Hand Crafted' as stated in the listing! Is there a problem? Apart from the bass, that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibody Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I don't know who "handcrafted" this "Unique" bass from a precision, but I think they should be clocked over the bonce with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pst62 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Wot an atrocity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottomE Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 i love how the strings have been lovingly threaded into the tuners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Goatreich Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 ych a fi!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apa Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 [quote name='The Goatreich' timestamp='1321372596' post='1438366'] ych a fi!! [/quote] Hhahaahha - havent heard that for a while A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremen Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 [quote name='apa' timestamp='1321376260' post='1438442'] Hhahaahha - havent heard that for a while A [/quote] Never seen it written before! RIP Nian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soopercrip Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 [attachment=93215:image8a.jpg] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Goatreich Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 [quote name='bremen' timestamp='1321378228' post='1438471'] Never seen it written before! RIP Nian [/quote] It's even better when written. I love the almost reverse onomatopoeic nature of it. Long live the Welsh language Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 looks like a plastic controller for a console game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbayne Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 [quote]built specifically for a lady player[/quote] Well thats me buggered then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the boy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I feel ill, it actually made my head ache. It confused my eyes, its like something pulled from hellboys anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el borracho Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 It reminds me of a Gordy Blueshift [url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/gordy-custom-blueshift-hand-crafted-bass-guitar/83575626"] http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/gordy-custom-blueshift-hand-crafted-bass-guitar/83575626[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibody Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 [quote name='el borracho' timestamp='1321786090' post='1442919'] It reminds me of a Gordy Blueshift [url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/gordy-custom-blueshift-hand-crafted-bass-guitar/83575626"]http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/gordy-custom-blueshift-hand-crafted-bass-guitar/83575626[/url] [/quote] A bit.. but then the Gordy wasn't handcrafted on verbal instructions by Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles Jnr. In fact, strike that - if they had made it, it would be the Carlseberg of bass - not a hacked up Precision Copy. The description should read [quote]"I took my Precision Bass copy to Newtons Violins, and the work-experience kid triped with it. After it had bounced from the bandsaw to the sander they were very appologetic and painted it black. They were able to rescue what remained of the scratchplate too and cut it so it looked like it was more than a Woodworking accident. They made me swear I wouldn't mention their name anywhere near this atrocity, but I need to sell it on ebay as it makes my eyeballs bleed and haunts my nightmares (I'm sure it moves on its own.. and its LOOKING at me.. can you see it..?). Im sure Newtons will be sending the boys round as I have literaly castrated their reputation, so please be fooled that this is a real nice custom instrument... wait, I hear the door.. its the Newtons Heavies.. QUICK, bid now..."[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hand of john curley Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 what in the name of all that is holy, IS THAT!!!!!!!! sweet baby jesus and the orphans....I'll have nightmares for weeks!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 MB1. Newton Violins?...so much to answer for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I don't know any 'lady' bass plyers who would even entertain touching that, let alone play it. Don't make me find my "throwing up" gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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