Clarky Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='waynepunkdude' post='1266840' date='Jun 13 2011, 12:04 AM']I bet you eat McDonalds too.[/quote] Careful, you are wandering Off Topic. This thread may have to be closed. Consider this a warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 [quote name='Clarky' post='1266841' date='Jun 13 2011, 12:07 AM']Careful, you are wandering Off Topic. This thread may have to be closed. Consider this a warning[/quote] Seven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Trade for a reliced Gullwing + cash my way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GremlinAndy Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 If you are still unable to find a suitable and functioning Caps Lock key, perhaps you should do what I did. I purchased a pair of pruning snips and removed my little finger on the left hand. Voila! No more accidentally presSED KEY. Bollox. looks like the next finger might have to go too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShergoldSnickers Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I'm a bit of a newb at this, but I don't think an offer I've just had PM'd is right. It just feels wrong. Never seen one like this before. Can anyone shed any light on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawman Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 wow, just...wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJW Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 sigh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Still unsold..? Something shifty here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted June 15, 2011 Author Share Posted June 15, 2011 [quote name='Dad3353' post='1269515' date='Jun 15 2011, 12:49 AM']Still unsold..? Something shifty here...[/quote] *cap cap cap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Trade you for some air that was breathed by Chris Martin of Coldplay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinynorman Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 [quote name='Clarky' post='1283768' date='Jun 27 2011, 10:06 AM']Trade you for some air that was breathed by Chris Martin of Coldplay?[/quote] If it was his last breath, there are people who would pay serious money for it. Not me, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ou7shined Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Trade for my Caps Lock Key? John East may actually use a similar Caps Lock Key. My reference to JE's Caps Lock Key is for reference only. It is not JE's Caps Lock Key and doesn't look the same but will fit the same. JE will have a Caps Lock Key and the only difference is the lack of a white position marker and the writing is more pronounced on [s]these knobs[/s] ... er ... I mean, this Caps Lock Key. My Caps Lock Key is brand new and has been in it's packet for 3 months... but if you politely pull me up on my John East name-dropping naughtiness, I may just let it slip to being used on a keyboard to add weight to my theory that mine and Jonh East's Caps Lock Key is very similar indeed. Hmmm, so I guess strictly speaking it isn't brand new.... and I don't know why I told you about the packet either. Please don't think that by me mentioning the aspirational John East so many times in one post that I am elevating the stature of my run of the mill Caps Lock Key which has nothing to do with John East what so ever. I could just as well have cited the even more aspirational Fodera as I imagine they have stacked Caps Lock Keys on their keyboards too and in general they all sort of fit anyway so I'm probably right. See also my sale for a set of Fiat Uno wheels they fit onto hubs on an axle.... much like Maserati ones do. I once saw some Maserati wheels and the real differences between these and them is minimal... actually they are completely different in most respects but what the hell they both prevent the vehicle from scraping it's ass on the ground in much the same way so you'll probably never notice the difference. Probably. P.S. John East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 It's easier to shift a free Mars bar in todays economic climate, it seems. What's the world coming to..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monckyman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Free Mars bar? No way, that Mars bar was a payoff to suppress serious allegations of Bass hacking on a gargantuan scale concerning bass supremos like Jeff Berlin(may peace be upon him) and the distribution of his highly prized Limited Edition Swimwear. Rumours of Nick Beggs modelling the above are circulating. Anyway shtum, or the mods will lock the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneyg42 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Just sat on the toilet catching up with this thread but I haven't got TIM to go through all this sh1t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinynorman Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 This thread has popped back up more often than the Jolly Todger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Jamin Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I'm sorry to say I've got good reason to believe this is a scam folks. Just found this on Google Images. As you can see it's identical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'd like to swap my Caps Lock key for one for advanced users: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademan_98 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Are you in anyway affiliated with John East? You seem to mention John East a lot. The usage of John East in such proliferation, leads me to think that you may be a John East affiliate. This John East obsession is just too much. John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East John East anyway, who is John East? [quote name='Ou7shined' post='1309863' date='Jul 20 2011, 12:23 AM']Trade for my Caps Lock Key? John East may actually use a similar Caps Lock Key. My reference to JE's Caps Lock Key is for reference only. It is not JE's Caps Lock Key and doesn't look the same but will fit the same. JE will have a Caps Lock Key and the only difference is the lack of a white position marker and the writing is more pronounced on [s]these knobs[/s] ... er ... I mean, this Caps Lock Key. My Caps Lock Key is brand new and has been in it's packet for 3 months... but if you politely pull me up on my John East name-dropping naughtiness, I may just let it slip to being used on a keyboard to add weight to my theory that mine and Jonh East's Caps Lock Key is very similar indeed. Hmmm, so I guess strictly speaking it isn't brand new.... and I don't know why I told you about the packet either. Please don't think that by me mentioning the aspirational John East so many times in one post that I am elevating the stature of my run of the mill Caps Lock Key which has nothing to do with John East what so ever. I could just as well have cited the even more aspirational Fodera as I imagine they have stacked Caps Lock Keys on their keyboards too and in general they all sort of fit anyway so I'm probably right. See also my sale for a set of Fiat Uno wheels they fit onto hubs on an axle.... much like Maserati ones do. I once saw some Maserati wheels and the real differences between these and them is minimal... actually they are completely different in most respects but what the hell they both prevent the vehicle from scraping it's ass on the ground in much the same way so you'll probably never notice the difference. Probably. P.S. John East.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Can't believe this is still here. Its probably classifies as vintage now. So if I were you I would put it as a commission sale through that vintage specialist shop in Norfolk that has 27 bona fide early-60s Precisions, 34 real '70s Jazzes and packet of lightly used MurrayMints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fender73 Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Thomann are doing them cheaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Interestingly an anagram of caps lock is slap cock. Is this why we bassists are so drawn to this for sale thread? Edited September 7, 2011 by Clarky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fender73 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 mum..muuuum, Clarky said a rude word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 So what's so rude about 'anagram'..? Or do you prefer 'clap sock'..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Anyway a 'slap cock' is an official term for 75% of bass players at any bass show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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