Sort of a post gig , few days after .
Working at an engineering firm at the time , and one of the lads came up and says -
" eh Paul , you're in a band , aintcha ?"
" Yeah , I play a bit "
" Well I saw this really good band the other night (reels off band name) , I've seen them loads of times . You heard of them "
" Yeah I have , cause I play in that band , you fcukin inbred "
" No you don't "
" Think I do "
" No you don't "
" If you say so twat "
" Sorry mate , can't think how I've not seen you "
We were only a 4 piece function band , with brightly coloured Zoot suits for the function gigs . Everyone had a different colour .
I still can't believe the " no you don't " . Sums it all up . Even with a bright blue suit on , the bassist can still be ignored .