Doctor J

Yeah, Madonna wasn't great on Eurovision, was she?

A man never truly covets a drill, what he really seeks is a hole.

Drill? The young people listen to drills?

" I have my doubts. Modded to hell - far more than I'd be happy with ordinarily " Regardless of what is or was, that you're feeling like this already should be enough for you to walk on by. It doesn't really matter what we think, it sounds like this isn't the bass you want. Bide your time and get the bass you would be happy with.

The thief was... lulled into a false sense of security. I’m so sorry.

You'll need to keep scrolling down for a while 🤣

Sorry to burst your bubble, but yes you can. If there's glory in failure, it belongs to us! https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2019

No place for lil' ol' mojo?

The For Sale section here is absurdly packed with quality gear.

I had it listed last year and the tattoo guy first offered then. After a enduring a number of tyre-kickers I lost motivation and withdrew the ad. I relisted it recently and the same guy made the same offer again. I was also offered a Rockbass as a trade for it, an offer I also felt compelled to reluctantly decline 😂 The best part is I never invite trades. I’ve found even saying “no trades” will lead to a few “I know you said no trades but...” which are even more irritating. I don’t object to trade offers, as a general rule, but, as you say, inviting them can attract all kinds of silliness.

Yeah, I remember it from a couple of years ago, there's an old version in his withdrawn ads on Adverts.

The one in Athlone? Check the withdrawn ads. A couple of years ago it had been "only gigged 4 times" 😉

...because if the forum was just everyone posting links their vlogs, blogs and youtube covers, it wouldn’t be quite as enjoyable?

I got offered tattoos for a Warwick Streamer LX Jazzman fretless... again.

Israel is there to normalise your perception of it and advertise it as a tourist destination - there’s more to it than just ethnic cleansing, you know.

Nice.

It’s a tourism brochure for the host nation, with the opportunity to get hours of access into hundreds of millions of brains across the continent.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaabe, I'm gonna leave you!

Pre-Greek ACGs

This chorus is a banger by any standard. The accent, maybe not so much 😂

Anything where you can say "pre-" something. It doesn't matter whether it's better or worse, people seem to want to pay more for "pre" rather than "post". Add over 30 years to the mix and you can start thinking of buying that speedboat.

Indeed. The part of me which loves Tetris really appreciates how well everything has fit together there.

I love both eras. I grew up with Muzz but Stain is my favourite LC album. The last two albums have been really strong too. There’s a darker sound with Doug, less funky, even though he is a player capable of great funkiness.

You shouldn’t complain, though, the UK is in a cabal of five or six countries which don’t have to pre-qualify and always get on the main show regardless of how weak the song is. It wasn’t a great song, let’s be fair. There were similar sized shows on Tuesday and Thursday in order for everyone else to attempt to get onto the bill for the main show. Around 40 whittled down to 20? Is coming last on the main show worse than not even making the cut? Imagine spending the time and money and not even getting through to the main show. Then Germany, another who don’t have to pre-qualify didn’t get a single public vote. Ouch. I actually enjoyed the whole thing. The Czech Republic had a genuinely catchy, decent pop song. Iceland, BDSM schtick aside, did something musically different from the usual bland club fare and holding up Palestine scarves took some balls. One thing we can be sure of is that Madonna’s voice is shot and that new song is dreadful. She also had Palestinian flags feature in her performance, though, there’s still some fight in her.