LeftyJ Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 The Fender Colombian Professional series, with a hidden drug compartment (and another one in the proprietary hardshell case!). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles'tone Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 The Fender No Case Worn. Fender states that this line is a "great opportunity" for each player to make their instrument, that they've just paid through the teeth for, "their own". Forever blowing industry leading smoke up their loyal customer's behinds, Fender state that this line enables players to insert their very souls into the instrument due to the new time-cheating Mojo Accelerator(TM) technology, and is in no way a penny pinching ruse whatsoever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itu Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 6 hours ago, MacDaddy said: As there is Fender Road Worn, pedestrians should have the option of a Fender Path Worn (or Fender Sidewalk Worn in the USA). No one walks in the States, is that something similar to (water) closet classics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, itu said: No one walks in the States, is that something similar to (water) closet classics? You're thinking of the new Fender Waterboard. Made in the States, tho no-one knows where, and gets to the truth. Although it may be just what you "want" to hear. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyJ Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, StickyDBRmf said: You're thinking of the new Fender Waterboard. Made in the States, tho no-one knows where, and gets to the truth. Although it may be just what you "want" to hear. Ah yes, in their new Guantanamo Bay Orange finish, of course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulThePlug Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 ^ Thumbscrew De-tuner... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Oh you guys are good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Spanner Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) If we're doing other brands..... The Gibson Helen Keller: 'The name reflects the tone and finish quality of this aspirational instrument'. The Epiphone Vinegar Stroke: So close, but needs finishing off. The PRS Starmer (left handed) and Truss (right handed). Well finished but lacking any perceptible personality. Edited March 29, 2023 by Rusty Spanner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_c2 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 How about the Fender _______________? This was after Halfords successfully made a claim on the words "caster", after a successful lawsuit where they thought about prominently promoting the feature that their larger toolboxes were on casters, to allow them to be moved around a workshop. Halfords were all ready to change the name of their premium line of toolboxes, but at the 11th hour decided not to go ahead, so never actually used it in public. It had been copyrighted though. Of course, with the historical "NoCaster" in the line up, Fender were then obligated to alter historical records and called it the "No No", but they were sued AGAIN by Dawn Penn, who of course sang "You Don't Love Me, No No No". The irony being, this was actually a cover they did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackroadkill Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 The Fender Recidivism Bass; only to be played by Police tribute acts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackroadkill Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 The Status Symbol; essentially the same as the standard model but with a few bits picked out in shiny chrome; essentially a bass version of the Vauxhall Calibra. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 On 28/03/2023 at 22:43, Waddo Soqable said: Nah... Any real bassist could metal that if required. Funniest surprise I ever got was our guitard plugging his acoustic into his rage pedal and having at it. Pointy guitar redundant! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 18 hours ago, Beedster said: The Fender Pretender 70's RI Series Specially designed by the Fender Custom Shop to fool people into thinking that you've bought a faker - that's almost good enough to pass as a 70's original but isn't - when in fact it is a REAL FENDER CUSTOM SHOP BASS!!!! Imagine the fun you'll have when your smug muso friends beach behind your back about how little you know about vintage basses, only for you to whip out the Fender Pretender Certificate of Inauthenticity, detailing the list of features that any muso worth their salt knows, simply never came out of Corona in the 70's Special features include Total weight of bass less than 12lbs Neck pocket same size as the neck heel Strings pass over the pole pieces Bass is playable Which should of course should correctly called the Fender Pretender 70's Preissue Series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 6 minutes ago, Downunderwonder said: Any real bassist could metal that if required. Funniest surprise I ever got was our guitard plugging his acoustic into his rage pedal and having at it. Pointy guitar redundant! We used to have a Uke player did the same, novelty wore off quite quickly however Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf1e Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 On 28/03/2023 at 09:47, oldslapper said: Doesn’t have to be exclusively Fender, but I can’t help but roll my eyes at their model naming. It always suggests to me that there is an alternative series. Professional Series: Amateur Series? Player Series: Just Looking Series? Black top: White behind? I guess there’s only so many times you can rebrand a P bass? 🙄 Horseshoe Brand. Cattle brand, soldering iron budget brand. Irons in the fire brand Next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Breaking news Corona, CA: Fender Musical Instrument Corporation announce a radical departure; a Precision Bass with an existing part of it's extremity removed Yes, it's the Fender Circumcision Bass 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 They're releasing a 9 string piccolo bass in a sick coloured mustard colour called the...... Poor Decision bass..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Beedster said: Breaking news Corona, CA: Fender Musical Instrument Corporation announce a radical departure; a Precision Bass with an existing part of it's extremity removed Yes, it's the Fender Circumcision Bass I actually like that bass 👍 Edited March 30, 2023 by Waddo Soqable 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bass_dinger Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 On 28/03/2023 at 14:15, Waddo Soqable said: He's never using a bass... Surely..? I think that he using the Warwick Thumb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, bass_dinger said: I think that he using the Warwick Thumb. Not heard that euphemism before 👍 Every day's a school day here eh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, bass_dinger said: I think that he using the Warwick Thumb. No that’s defo fingerstyle 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Maybe he's doing one in the... one in the... 🤟 Good job this isn't talk bass we'd all get banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf1e Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 17 hours ago, Beedster said: Breaking news Corona, CA: Fender Musical Instrument Corporation announce a radical departure; a Precision Bass with an existing part of it's extremity removed Yes, it's the Fender Circumcision Bass I really like that. Any chance of more details about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddo Soqable Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 19 minutes ago, Ralf1e said: I really like that. Any chance of more details about it? It says Cort on a rubbed logo on the body, I'm sure I vaguely remember a couple of companies did headless p basses, prob worth looking on 'tinternet for headless P bass, I bet some info will emerge.. I likes a headless bass me.. A headless Stingray would be cool.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyJ Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Fender Prostitution Bass - to be used exclusively for playing Roxanne. For money. Under red lights. Obviously. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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