xilddx Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol303 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmo Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924'] My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline? [/quote]Leave your credit card and bank details at home, and take the long way around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamdenRob Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924'] My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline? [/quote] My house is around the corner from the gallery... I'm heading down there in a couple of weeks to try out the Vanderkley cabs when they come in. If you fancy a trip I'd value a second opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Just get your salary paid directly to The Gallery and have them give you an allowance out of it to live on . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I see plenty of cards in phone boxes and news agents windows in central London advertising services to do with discipline, mostly offered by women in leather wear. Maybe one of them could help you , but it might work out cheaper and less painful just to buy a new bass . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Start work early, don't have a lunch break, finish late. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamdenRob Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1392046782' post='2363982'] I see plenty of cards in phone boxes and news agents windows in central London advertising services to do with discipline, mostly offered by women in leather wear. Maybe one of them could help you... [/quote] There is an establishment just over the canal from the gallery that offers these kind of specialist services under the guise of a massage parlour... ...so I've heard anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1392046571' post='2363980'] Just get your salary paid directly to The Gallery and have them give you an allowance out of it to live on . [/quote] [quote name='gary mac' timestamp='1392047004' post='2363990'] Start work early, don't have a lunch break, finish late. Sorted. [/quote] Choose one and stick to it Nige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfisher Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1392046571' post='2363980'] Just get your salary paid directly to The Gallery and have them give you an allowance out of it to live on . [/quote] Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Rock Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Get barred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 Some great replies on here. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1392045998' post='2363971'] My house is around the corner from the gallery... I'm heading down there in a couple of weeks to try out the Vanderkley cabs when they come in. If you fancy a trip I'd value a second opinion. [/quote] Oh you poor sod! The office isn't ready yet and we'll be moving there in 5 weeks, but I'm sure I can time a another safety meeting to collide with your Gallery visit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) [size=4][quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924'][/size]Any tips regarding self discipline? [/quote] Cold showers, long walks in the country and avoid spicy food. And porn. Edited February 10, 2014 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madshadows Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Ask your co-workers to chain you to your desk during the shops opening hours, problem sorted John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icastle Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Work from home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 [quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924'] My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline? [/quote]Beat yourself with a stick as to you press your nose up against the window before going in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Alsatian Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 First, get yourself a window seat in the office. Then, get some mirrors set up and angled so you only need look out the window to browse the gallery. That way, you don't actually need to go in there and risk temptation. You can then just buy online from the website. ....... I'm sure there's a flaw in my idea but I can't think what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chriswareham Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The only answer is aversion therapy. Start to associate your bass guitars with the most unsettling things you can imagine, like Simon Cowell playing them whilst he's clad in nothing but a tight mankini. Once you're thoroughly terrified of the sight of them I'll be happy to come and take your bass guitars away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteb Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Just count yourself fortunate that your new office is not on an industrial estate in Warwick...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMG456 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Just accept that you're doomed and there's going to be an interesting stream of new bass like instruments appearing in your future! Resistance is futile. Or just never, ever go there... ever. Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) The way I see it you only have 2 choices if you wish to be sure of success ... Blow up the Bass Gallery or Kill yourself Helpful links to follow Edited February 11, 2014 by lojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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