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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333579' post='2064347']


Shame. This would be a good slogan: [i]Take it up the Arse at Center Parcs![/i]
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And there was me thinking that my friends that had come home with sore arses was due to cycling when they weren't used to it! Now I know the truth...

*Note to self - NEVER go to center parcs*

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[size=4][quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367335958' post='2064384']
I might take my bass to Centre Parcs after reading those.
Not sure whether to play sitting down with the bass on my lap, or would you recommend standing with a strap on?
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Right, here we go: As a bass player I'm sure you'll do it deeper. Watch your fingering down the low end. Take a spare G-string and avoid fiddling about in A-minor. Slapping is compulsory. And so on and so forth.[/size]

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[quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1367336149' post='2064387']
Thanks Dingus, now if anyone checks my history at work I have anal center parcs in there.....

They'll think I've got boring in my old age
:mellow:
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Just say you were thinking about taking your boyfriend there for a romantic weekend and there's nothing they can do about it - anti-discrimination legislation , and all of that .

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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333992' post='2064355']


Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it! :crazy:
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Steps away from the thread... Very... Very... Slowly.... As so not to draw attention to herself.















I am very afraid right now ;)












Although with all the polishing it'll probably be out of action by center parcs at his age :P

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[quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367343222' post='2064486']
Although with all the polishing it'll probably be out of action by center parcs at his age :P
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At [i]my [/i]age?? What do you mean? I'm a keen young art student of twenty-one, etc.
Though frankly I think I may have polished not wisely, but too well. Hee, hee he heu. :crazy:

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[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367336212' post='2064388']
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Right, here we go: As a bass player I'm sure you'll do it deeper.[/size]
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My lovely partner has actually bought me a t shirt that says exactly that.

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I love the way a guy steps in and suggests they talk and compromise. Immediatiately a woman jumps in and shoots him down...

Maybe he's given up 'compromising' and decided that the compromise was all one way. Maybe he's always been selfish but if that's the case, why did she marry him?

They're all mad. We're all doomed.

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