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TO GO: Unwanted Mars Bar


tommorichards
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[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1370253400' post='2098023']


Yeah, but when they're bad... Who would want an Off Topic..? :mellow:
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Yes......ho yes .....someone got one of my sideways left at the traffic light jokes, Dad you are wondering dangerously close to the brink good sir

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[quote name='fumps' timestamp='1370296530' post='2098919']...you are wondering dangerously close to the brink good sir
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No, no..! Please don't 'click' me..! Please... I'm at the end of my tether...

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[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1370298051' post='2098952']
No, no..! Please don't 'click' me..! Please... I'm at the end of my tether...

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I could do that all day ....whoo hoo

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[quote name='Bikenbass' timestamp='1373710010' post='2140780']
Hey fumps,

the little fella here dances perfectly to Smoke On the Water. :D
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I expect that you'd be too embarrassed to post the pictures of how you came to discover this, eh..? :lol:

I thought as much..!

When do the stitches come out..? :mellow:

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[quote name='Mornats' timestamp='1419420885' post='2639757']
If someone has a Snickers to sell could you tell me what the width at the nut is please?
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[i]*silently hands Mornats his coat, points at door*[/i]

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[quote name='UglyDog' timestamp='1419424950' post='2639822']
I have a tub of Anchor spreadable up for grabs. It's in perfect condition, plays like... errm...
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Could you post requests of this kind in a bigger font, please..? My hearing is less than perfect, and I now can't tell talk from mutter. :mellow:[size=4] [/size]

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[quote name='cloudburst' timestamp='1428739446' post='2744137']
I've an Aero I can offer as a trade. It's mint.

CB
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Don't know what's worse, that it has taken you 4 years to come up with this joke or that I can remember the thread when it first appeared :D

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[quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1432888075' post='2785836']
Wanted: KitKat, must be original foil wrapped, I so miss running my finger down the inner foil wrapper. Four finger variety preferred, but would accept two. Damn you Nestle.
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This is in the wrong section. Please post 'Wanted' ads in the 'Wanted' section, otherwise it's anarchy, and we don't want that, do we..? Illicit posts popping up with all sorts of nonsense; how could we enjoy the forum if folks posted any old rubbish any old where, eh..? I ask you. It's soooooo much better if the forum etiquette and rules are adhered to. 'Snot as if it were difficult or anything; it's basically just common sense and 'logic'; if something is 'Wanted', post it in the 'Wanted' section. I dunno; some people, innit..? :rolleyes:

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[quote name='Acebassmusic' timestamp='1432905288' post='2786095']
I'm amazed that no-one has asked if the Mars bar is in perfect condition or if it has been [s]re-licked[/s] reliced!
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I think someone did, probably around 2012.

By now the thing must be riddled with cocoa moth.

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