Real name - Joe (bet that surprised you all, eh?)
Age - 18
Occupation - Student/Customer Assistant at the UK's favourite supermarket
Started off playing bass at Christmas '02 at the tender age of 13, because his dad decided that his new schoolmates needed a bass player. Started playing drums a month later, and guitar a couple of months after that. Continues to play all three with varying degrees of success, but is improving all the time. Possibly. Was the bass player for prog band Acta Non Verba, however, due to personal differences such as the guitarist being an arsehole now appears to be band-less, as far as bass is concerned. Also plays drums for ska/pop/punk/cheese band Used Inc, with whom he may be coming to a pub near you in the summer depending on whether or not the tour is arranged before Reading festival tickets go on sale. Has a very eclectic taste in music. Loves Fall Out Boy and Godspeed You! Black Emperor in equal measure.