I donβt buy a lot of stuff off Amazon. I do have Amazon Prime, so get the tv and films and my wife orders cat good and cat litter in bulk and she and my daughter would buy stuff from them. I do feel a little swell of hope every time I see something about an Amazon depot voting to unionize.
Not all lyrics have meaning, though. Kurt Cobain said that a lot of his lyrics didn't mean anything. He liked the way the words sounded. Lou Reed did the same thing with The Black Angel's Death Song.
Is there not something about thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his bass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's?
I got rid of some Jehovah's Witnesses once by correcting this when they quoted it at me. They must have thought that i possibly knew more about the bible than they did. π
If you are going to go down the trailer route, I would make sure it's one of the four-wheeled ones. I have a two wheeled one for shopping and it's not the most stable, especially when empty (it can tip over if I hit a bum ). Maybe put some thick foam in the bottom to act as a shock absorber.