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Singer: "Can't rehearse today, as I've accidentally erased the cassette with the drum machine data on it".
Guitarist: "I can't record today, as I've got an audition for another band". (The recording had been booked for weeks).
Best one was the singer who turned up to rehearsal, but after his mobile rang he disappeared. As in his parents phoning us up days later to see if we knew where he was type of disappeared. Turns out the call at the rehearsal was from his wife who had just discovered the emails between him and his ex-girlfriend making it clear they were having an affair.
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Ouch!
We had something sort of similar happen at a gig. We did the usual soundcheck finishing around 5ish. Then the guests were arriving (it was a corporate gig) and we were due to play around 9. Everyone heads off and we meet back up at 8, fine. Come 8.30, still no singer....8.45 I'm getting seriously nervous.... 8.55 he shows up and we just get changed and rush on stage.
In the break, he explains that he met up with his ex to bring back their daughter who he'd been minding all day. They get into a row and she calls the police, claiming he attacked her. They arrive, arrest him and want to lock him up. They only relented when the daughter confirmed that he had neither threatened nor attacked her mum.
It was pure luck that he made it back when he did.