Some of the ridiculous things he says make me believe that he's actually part of an elaborate practical joke.
"It’s like this, by not giving my album a classic rating, you diminish your magazine’s credibility. And that’s real."
"When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso, you know, the pyramids."
"I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step — it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."
Kanye's taking the p**s out of us!