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What ? I assure you that is my professional qualification...they'd just run out of headed notepaper. It's not like they just hand out degrees at the Papa Doc College of Offshore Librarianship, Haiti.

Well it sounds like a roaring success, good on ya !

I know, I told them ages ago how it should be done. What's left to discuss ? I think I'm the only one here professionally qualified to put E, A, D and G in the right order. I've got a certificate and everything. EDIT: I've attached a copy of my certificate to remove any doubt that may be lingering in people's minds.

Just to echo the above votes for a plastic foam scourer. You know, the ones that look like Tottenham Cake with rough green topping instead of the icing.

Greetings ! How did the show go ?

This.

The KLF burn 100 Foderas.

Instead of a signal generator or a guitar-strumming buddy you could just put your (insert name of portable music player of choice) through the pedal with 1/4" to 1/8" adaptor. (I think I read once that Marshall heads were once set up this way using a radio playing Radio 3 into the input....may be apocryphal) Also I think I'd be happier not having the signal going into a bass or guitar amp whilst testing...every time you touch the probe you could get nasty pops through your speaker, perhaps listening to the item being tested via headphones or a stunt speaker might be an idea.

Yep and if everyone keeps talking about him until then he may actually have some people turn up this time. I hope I'm not being too subtle here

This is the kind of thing that makes Basschat as awesome as it is.

The £9000 difference in cost is on the price tag of the two instruments. The difference in how much they're worth, is almost entirely impossible to define. 'Worth' is a value judgement (no pun intended), not always related to price. I wouldn't buy either of those basses, so you could I could say their worth is identical from my point of view, but they certainly don't cost the same.

Have I had enough fun now ? Please say I have....it's starting to hurt a bit.

Jimmy Hill volute !

In the Pistils ?

If Pros use P-basses, does that mean Jays play Jazzes ? How about Bees ? Do they clasp pollen-dusted Hohner B-basses is their hairy little feet ?

Or 'Cease and Desist'

You wear all of them at once ? Seriously tho folks...Im the same - t-shirt over, not tucked in.

ADEG Well, c'mon....I used to be a librarian.

My mate Tone says he was never in your fingers and he'll deck anyone who says he was. Awright ?

Could you wear bullet braces ?

Nooooo ! You've put pictures in my inside place !!! They will never fade.........

So is it the over-use of subs that has turned almost every gig I've been to for the last 10 years into a kick drum concerto ?

Really sorry to hear this Bilbo, stay strong buddy.

It's a place full of mainly grumpy, old, over-entitled men who have vastly over-stayed their welcome on the stage and whose opinions are, frankly, almost irrelevant. But that's the House of Lords...thank god BC is nothing like that.