It's the price that gets me. A mutilated bass with pretty much everything anyone might consider to be "original" removed, and they want five grand for it?!
About this: Many "stick" EUBs come with side-frames of one sort or another, intended to space the instrument off the player's body. It ought to be possible to make a plug-in side-frame which hooked into the player's belt?
I explained to one of them once that they weren't trails, that was the exhaust of the Foo Fighter shadowing the airliner.
He went quite quiet and didn't say much about it. I don't know why, he wouldn't tell me.